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Offline kittykass

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on: March 29, 2015, 01:30:38 AM
As I post this, I'm sitting on a blanket at a neighborhood BBQ. So, vicariously, you are all here with me.


Sidenote: Certain Sir is very attuned to when my drinks get low. How intriguing...

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #1 on: March 29, 2015, 01:37:12 AM


Cheers and enjoy!


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Reply #2 on: March 29, 2015, 01:41:03 AM
Am I allowed to post live photos? I'm comfortable with it and I'd be respectful to the other partygoers.

I've been trying to discern the reality veil and I'm perplexed.

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #3 on: March 29, 2015, 01:58:50 AM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #4 on: March 29, 2015, 02:03:00 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 29, 2015, 01:58:50 AM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 29, 2015, 01:43:26 AM

It's allowed, but discouraged.  There are all kinds on a sex story board on the Internet.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=16079.0


There's also this:

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=21330.0


And this:

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=15884.0



I greatly appreciate these. It is sage advice. I don't mean to ruffle any feathers (unless, maybe, you enjoy a ruffling...)
« Last Edit: March 29, 2015, 02:04:43 AM by toeinh2o »

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #5 on: March 29, 2015, 03:00:21 AM
I'm trying really hard not to make a chair joke.

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Reply #6 on: March 29, 2015, 03:31:44 AM
Nice chair Toe.  But, what if you spill BBQ sauce on it??

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #7 on: March 29, 2015, 04:05:44 AM
Quote from: Athos_131 on March 29, 2015, 03:00:21 AM
I'm trying really hard not to make a chair joke.

Alright, I'm lost.

Do I need to search for a chair thread or will someone enlighten me? Haha

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #8 on: March 29, 2015, 06:01:54 AM
Quote from: kittykass on March 29, 2015, 04:05:44 AM
Alright, I'm lost.
Do I need to search for a chair thread or will someone enlighten me? Haha

Short story, gleaned by a n00b:

Athos_131 reacts to those he disagrees with by posting a picture of a chair.  Often it is directed at a certain member of KB.  Don't even worry about all that baggage.  The key point is that Athos saw your comment about sitting in a chair and made the humorous comment that he had an urge to post another chair but was refraining.  Toe, however, saw the opportunity and did the job for Athos.  In this case, no one was dissing ya'.  It's all a lively interchange of *inside* jokes that eventually us n00bs will understand (and roll our eyes at).

So chairio, and chairs to you!
-brody





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Reply #9 on: March 29, 2015, 06:17:12 PM
Quote from: brody on March 29, 2015, 06:01:54 AM
Quote from: kittykass on March 29, 2015, 04:05:44 AM
Alright, I'm lost.
Do I need to search for a chair thread or will someone enlighten me? Haha

Short story, gleaned by a n00b:

Athos_131 reacts to those he disagrees with by posting a picture of a chair.  Often it is directed at a certain member of KB.  Don't even worry about all that baggage.  The key point is that Athos saw your comment about sitting in a chair and made the humorous comment that he had an urge to post another chair but was refraining.  Toe, however, saw the opportunity and did the job for Athos.  In this case, no one was dissing ya'.  It's all a lively interchange of *inside* jokes that eventually us n00bs will understand (and roll our eyes at).

So chairio, and chairs to you!
-brody





Ah, thank you. And I suppose it wouldn't be totally out of line for such a n00b comment, ha. Any smart woman appreciates a playful scolding.

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #10 on: May 08, 2015, 09:59:30 PM
TY for that image > sweet


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Reply #11 on: May 08, 2015, 11:01:00 PM

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #12 on: May 11, 2015, 03:12:04 PM
If you are going to post a chair, how about a lawn chair?
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Reply #13 on: May 11, 2015, 03:27:48 PM
Summer Time.........!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Chair of the year......!!!!
No wait......??
What about a Hammock between two trees..?? "That's THE BEST of the best..!!!
 :D
Love,
Liz


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Reply #14 on: May 11, 2015, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 11, 2015, 03:27:48 PM
Summer Time.........!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Chair of the year......!!!!
No wait......??
What about a Hammock between two trees..?? "That's THE BEST of the best..!!!
 :D
Love,
Liz


Only if you're swinging in it Liz...  ;D

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Reply #15 on: May 12, 2015, 07:34:24 AM
talking of hammocks, I liberated a string hammock of my Dad's. I love it!
It folds up around you keeping you safe in it. It's wonderful on summer days!

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