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Reply #20 on: January 09, 2019, 03:33:22 PM


    National Static Electricity Day


Ohhhh, I am so shuffling my feet across the carpet for 15 minutes, then poking Mark on the tip of his nose tonight.
Get a TENS unit. It produces a much more satisfying response. :D

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Reply #21 on: January 10, 2019, 01:12:02 PM

Thursday January 10

    National Bittersweet Chocolate Day
    National Cut Your Energy Costs Day
    National Oysters Rockefeller Day
    National Save The Eagles Day

Bet Watcher celebrates Save The Eagles day. :emot_thumbsup:

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Reply #22 on: January 10, 2019, 01:52:33 PM

"Go ahead, try and fuck with me!   It's my day ya know!
"MAKE MY DAY, FOOL!"

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #23 on: January 11, 2019, 12:21:32 PM

Friday January 11

    National Arkansas Day
    National Milk Day
    National Human Trafficking Awareness Day
    National Step in the Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day

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Reply #24 on: January 11, 2019, 03:09:48 PM

Friday January 11

    National Step in the Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day


How can this not be an April thing?  We northerners have ice patches instead of puddles right now.

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Reply #25 on: January 11, 2019, 04:05:08 PM

Friday January 11

    National Step in the Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day


How can this not be an April thing?  We northerners have ice patches instead of puddles right now.
Whine, whine, whine. Just deal with it!   :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #26 on: January 12, 2019, 12:28:35 PM

Saturday January 12

    National Kiss A Ginger Day
    National Pharmacist Day
    National Curried Chicken Day
    National Marzipan Day
    National Vision Board Day (Second Saturday in January)

Last year I tried to kiss a Ginger and got my face slapped for it.  :facepalm:

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Reply #27 on: January 13, 2019, 12:43:42 PM

Sunday January 13

    Korean American Day
    National Sticker Day
    National Rubber Ducky Day
    National Peach Melba Day
    Stephen Foster Memorial Day
    National Sunday Supper Day (Second Sunday in January)

I'll have to give my rubber ducky a couple of extra squeezes today.  ;D

And make sure I have my Sunday supper... but where am I going to get Peach Melba?

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Reply #28 on: January 13, 2019, 06:13:21 PM
Hey Now...!!!!
I have a yellow rubber ducky for my bath tub...!!!
I've had him (I think its a him......LOL) for years.
I actually got him at the end of a river / duck race that ran through town.
(No he didn't win anything). But at least he's got a name (Melvin) and floats around in all the soap bubbles.

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Reply #29 on: January 14, 2019, 01:03:38 PM

Monday January 14

    National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day
    National Dress Up Your Pet Day
    Ratification Day
    National Clean Off Your Desk Day (Second Monday in January)

Clean off my desk. HAH. That's a good one.

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Reply #30 on: January 14, 2019, 01:43:41 PM
Hey Now...!!!!
I have a yellow rubber ducky for my bath tub...!!!
I've had him (I think its a him......LOL) for years.
I actually got him at the end of a river / duck race that ran through town.
(No he didn't win anything). But at least he's got a name (Melvin) and floats around in all the soap bubbles.

 ;D
Love,
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Reply #31 on: January 15, 2019, 01:15:07 PM

Tuesday January 15

    National Booch Day *
    National Hat Day
    National Strawberry Ice Cream Day

* No idea what this is. Anyone?

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Reply #32 on: January 15, 2019, 01:40:35 PM
   National Booch Day *

* No idea what this is. Anyone?


I could look it up, but making jokes would be more fun.  National Booze day, but they slurred?

Nope, turns out to be for Kombucha fans.
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Reply #33 on: January 16, 2019, 12:26:55 PM
   National Booch Day *

* No idea what this is. Anyone?


I could look it up, but making jokes would be more fun.  National Booze day, but they slurred?

Nope, turns out to be for Kombucha fans.

Great, now I have to go look up Kombucha. You saved me one step though. Thanks.  :D

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Reply #34 on: January 16, 2019, 12:28:08 PM

Wednesday January 16

    National Without a Scalpel Day
    National Nothing Day
    National Religious Freedom Day
    National Fig Newton Day

National Nothing Day. I love it.

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Reply #35 on: January 16, 2019, 03:16:24 PM
LOL......
I like Fig Newton's.

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Reply #36 on: January 17, 2019, 12:30:07 PM

Thursday January 17

    National Hot Buttered Rum Day
    National Bootlegger’s Day
    Get to Know Your Customers Day  (Third Thursday of Each Quarter)

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Reply #37 on: January 18, 2019, 02:14:44 PM

Friday January 18

    National Winnie The Pooh Day
    National Peking Duck Day 
    National Thesaurus Day
    National Michigan Day

One of my favorite people is a Michigander. Or is it Michiganian. Michiganite?

Remmy

PS: What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?   Synonym rolls.




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Reply #38 on: January 18, 2019, 03:12:04 PM

Friday January 18

    National Winnie The Pooh Day
    National Peking Duck Day  
    National Thesaurus Day
    National Michigan Day

One of my favorite people is a Michigander. Or is it Michiganian. Michiganite?

Remmy

PS: What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?   Synonym rolls.



Yes, Michiganders.   I hate that name.
Synonym rolls.  hahaha

Wow.  I don't know which is my favorite....Winnie/Thesaurus/Michigan.
I'll go with Thesaurus day.  I always had a thesaurus with me in school.  :)

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Reply #39 on: January 18, 2019, 03:32:43 PM
I'll take Winnie The Pooh.......
I grew up with those books.

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