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Reply #2660 on: January 13, 2024, 11:47:35 PM
Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
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Shiela : Allan, darling talk dirty to me
Allan:    Snickerdooooodles
Shiela : OMG! Say it again
Allan :  Sniiiiiiiccckkkkkerdoooooooodles

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Reply #2661 on: January 14, 2024, 12:43:56 AM
Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
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Shiela : Allan, darling talk dirty to me
Allan:    Snickerdooooodles
Shiela : OMG! Say it again
Allan :  Sniiiiiiiccckkkkkerdoooooooodles

I approve of this message. Woos!

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Reply #2662 on: January 14, 2024, 01:03:39 AM
Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
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Shiela : Allan, darling talk dirty to me
Allan:    Snickerdooooodles
Shiela : OMG! Say it again
Allan :  Sniiiiiiiccckkkkkerdoooooooodles

Oh yeah!! And some Hot steamy Coffeeeee!!💋

This is gonna pop in my head next time I talk to him on the phone 🤣😂



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Reply #2663 on: January 28, 2024, 08:04:27 PM
Aging sucks. Many years ago, somebody would come into work with an injury incurred at home and I would tell them they needed to avoid that position at their age (usually the same age or younger than me).

Well, Mrs JBRG has still not fully recovered from seducing me the other day. Most days, she goes into the bedroom, closes the door so she can hear her computer and does a half hour work out that has helped her lose enough weight to where she is down to her goal (yay her - but now I call her baggy britches  ;D). When she has concluded, she spends another 1/2 hour to 45 minutes putzing on her computer before coming out of the bedroom. By this time, I need to get rid of the coffee I've consumed all morning. Then, we have a very intimate hug, she goes and showers, we eat lunch and get on with our day.

Well, the other day, that intimate hug turned into a very intimate seduction on her part (like I would ever say no). We went into the bedroom, closed the curtains (we are ground floor) and got naked. She then laid down on the bed and got centered. She was expecting me to lay beside her so I could feel her up, suck on her tits, etc. Instead, I got her legs apart and lay on top of her with my cock head between her ass cheeks and the length pressing against her opening and my pubic bone aligned with her clit. It didn't take long before my dry humping her was having a positive affect on her. Humping back was a sign that the would be receptive to penetrations (the effects of menopause often result in this being not the most comfortable thing for either of us). She was really getting into this when she pushed me back a bit, reached down and moved my cock into a more advantageous position for her. Gently holding onto me, she began to stroke her pussy with my cock head then would rub me back and forth over her pleasure button. I whispered to her that she should use it like a toy. She was getting very wet and eventually pointed me at her opening and proceeded to begin penetration. I would be lying if I said I was balls deep on the first thrust. But, she was bringing me deeper with each successive move on her part. Much sooner than usual, I was balls deep.

Then, when we had a good rhythm going, she wrapped her legs around my back in an effort to get me deeper. When she had enough, she unwrapped herself, pushed me back a bit. I decided I wanted something extra, so I pulled all the way out. I kissed her, sucked on both breasts, kissed her belly, then held her legs open while I gave her pussy a few licks. She usually doesn't allow me to do this, but today, she had no objections.

I crawled back up, entered her the decided I wanted a good view of what was going on at our crotches, so I managed to get myself into a sitting on my heels position without pulling out. Then, for the first time in years, she put her ankles behind my ears. I fucked her like this for a few minutes before she put her legs down and I resumed the standard missionary position. I didn't take long for her to take charge and was soon cumming so hard that I thought she was going to break my dick off. Her orgasm seemed to never end. When she had finally "calmed" down, I proceeded to fuck her for a few more minutes before I let my load loose into her. I think that she was experiencing aftershocks of her orgasm while I was finishing.

Like I do every time we make love, I teased her that I would be ready for round two in about 20 minutes. Her response was she doubted that she would be. Her hips, it would seem, were protesting from being in positions that we hadn't used in at least 15 years.

I jokingly asked her today, if her hips had recovered and she responded it would be a while before they quit hurting.


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Reply #2664 on: January 29, 2024, 10:26:12 AM
Hot damn JBRG!! That's more than deserving of a Woo!!

I definitely did. I've got no words!! The gaming chair was heaven on earth! He felt bigger, thicker than normal. The motion was perfect. One of those never forget nights!



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Reply #2665 on: January 29, 2024, 03:07:23 PM
Yep... sounds like JBRG gave the wife a good seeing to.

Then there's the gaming chair. If chairs could talk. ;D

That's a WOO also.. :emot_kiss:
Yeah JBRG got one too.

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Reply #2666 on: January 29, 2024, 03:37:09 PM
WOOs to all those who got laid over the weekend and wrote about it.  8) 8)

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Reply #2667 on: February 03, 2024, 05:47:55 PM

Dan and I were playing on the couch under the blankets.  I was doing most of the touching trying to get him to O in his pajamas while the TV played on.   Never got him to that point.  But we went in the bedroom and I asked him to masturbate, which he did.  After he cleaned up, he came into the bedroom and went on the attack.

Using the CLUE game summary:    Dan, in the bedroom, with his tongue.

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Reply #2668 on: February 03, 2024, 09:16:23 PM

Dan and I were playing on the couch under the blankets.  I was doing most of the touching trying to get him to O in his pajamas while the TV played on.   Never got him to that point.  But we went in the bedroom and I asked him to masturbate, which he did.  After he cleaned up, he came into the bedroom and went on the attack.

Using the CLUE game summary:    Dan, in the bedroom, with his tongue.

And there I was suggesting archery for stress relief !  WTF was I thinking,lol.
Good on you girl  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2669 on: February 03, 2024, 09:47:01 PM

Dan and I were playing on the couch under the blankets.  I was doing most of the touching trying to get him to O in his pajamas while the TV played on.   Never got him to that point.  But we went in the bedroom and I asked him to masturbate, which he did.  After he cleaned up, he came into the bedroom and went on the attack.

Using the CLUE game summary:    Dan, in the bedroom, with his tongue.

WOO. I hear Dan's tongue is good in any room of the house....sneaks under the blankets on the couch while you are temporarily indisposed..... ;D ;D

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Reply #2670 on: February 06, 2024, 05:55:32 PM
He was relaxing playing his games when I walked in from the kitchen stark naked. I was grinning like at an idiot when I handed him a drink. He ignored the drink and grabbed my wrist. I bent down and kissed him and he took the drink with his other hand put it to the side.
When I moved to straddle him, he grabbed my butt and pulled me to his face. Dispite the best used of his mouth and fingers, I was not able to get there. When I got close, I'd end up buckling and pulling away from him.

After removing his shorts, I was going to ride him cowgirl, but he wanted me to turn around. Once i got settled into his lap, I leaned back against him. Whenever we do this, the penetration isnt as deep, but his hand never stop moving, and he focused his mouth on my neck. I rock my hips while he rubs my button and plays with my boobs. It was all working wonderfully together, and the he changed it up. He reached back and grabbed a fistful of hair and very gently pulled my head back as far as he could. It was more down than back, but it still lit up my head. After a few expletives and some hard panting, I was hitting my O.

I begged him to "Please, do that EVERY time!"

To which he chuckled and said "we'll see" meaning he wants it to be a surprise when he does do it. I'm just happy he agreed to do it again.

Since he hadn't gotten his I turned around and just went at him to get him there as quickly as possible. I had my feet on the floor so my thighs woundt resist motion, but by the time I was finished my legs were on fire, best leg workout in had in weeks though.



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Reply #2671 on: February 06, 2024, 06:05:31 PM
WOO #2688. Gotta love leg day. You guys have the funnest workouts ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2672 on: February 06, 2024, 06:24:01 PM
Yes, definitely a WOO for the great leg workout. Sure beats jogging.  8) 8) :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2673 on: February 17, 2024, 09:26:02 PM
Not sure where to post this but here seems appropriate............................. So Who Got Laid Last Week

We drove to Italy !
 Romantic hotel ,only 10 rooms , adults only.
Rob turned nocturnal in as much as he lazed around all day , in the bar, on the roof terrace , amusing and being amused by guests, locals and kittens . Then at night he would come alive and amuse me !! Fabulous food and music/dancing every night.

Me ,I snatched sleep when I could because I spent the days exploring the countryside and the nights exploring .....................

The hotel owner was very "attentive" .
Took me out for the day in his Ferrari , showed me the sights, fed ,wined and watered me, complimented me at every opportunity

                                                                                  " how old is your husband? 71 ! why are you with a man twice your age? "

After that remark I was his ,lol and he took advantage of that .
Are all italian men so damned romantic [and skilled]?

Another day ,his son offered to take me on the back of his quad .
Never been on a quad before ,it was real good fun.
 We went off road, up through forests, across valleys ,alongside and sometimes through streams.
 It was so exhilarating ,he drove so fast and the vibrations !!!!!!!! well.
I thought he deserved a treat [and me too] so when it was a fairly flat bit I managed to get my top off and also my skirt [wrap over, easy to remove]. Bundled them up and put them in front of him tucking them under the tank rack thingy.
Then lifted his tee shirt and pressed myself firmly up against him.
It took him a few mins to realise that I was naked, .......a few mins to park the quad ,........and a few mins to get his jeans and shorts off.
Then he was in me ............and it was all over in a few mins !  Ahh the urgency of youth. Lol..
 I showed him what an old english tart can do to an italian sausage [much more lively than the mature sausage I had previously experienced] and we had another quick in and out session. Lovely.

Would I recommend Italy ? Oh yes.

Would I recommend Quads ? OMG yes!!!

Ferraris? uh ok I guess .

Ferrari drivers, yumyum !

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Reply #2674 on: February 17, 2024, 10:22:13 PM
Nicky... such a minx. Italy will never be the same. You need many WOOs for that. I'm limited to one sorry to say.. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2675 on: February 18, 2024, 03:25:47 PM
Mamma Mia!! Another WOO added.  8) 8)

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Reply #2676 on: February 18, 2024, 05:20:11 PM
Another woo from me and a  :aol_poundit: for the imagery, definitely a PotY contender. And yes, I do believe all Italian men are like that.

« Last Edit: February 19, 2024, 04:24:25 PM by ObiDongKenobi »

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Reply #2677 on: February 19, 2024, 03:57:02 PM
Wow! Wish my trip to Italy was that exciting. I'd have gone back on a real vacation. The best part of mine Italy experience was the view and real pizza LoL!



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Reply #2678 on: February 19, 2024, 09:17:34 PM
Wow! Wish my trip to Italy was that exciting. I'd have gone back on a real vacation. The best part of mine Italy experience was the view and real pizza LoL!

What?  No guy tried to pinch your cute butt?  Men are very handsy over there.  ;D ;D

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Reply #2679 on: February 19, 2024, 10:14:54 PM
Wow! Wish my trip to Italy was that exciting. I'd have gone back on a real vacation. The best part of mine Italy experience was the view and real pizza LoL!

What?  No guy tried to pinch your cute butt?  Men are very handsy over there.  ;D ;D

They certainly ARE !!!!  Hey Shiela , I did get to eat pizza too ! ;D

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