Had breakfast with my dad this morning. He loves that I'm off during the week like this so we can go out to eat in the morning when it isn't so packed. Usually just a bunch of retirees.
We started talking and I swear he was waiting for me to take a sip of coffee before he told me he's "been getting some on the regular"
Naturally I spit my coffee out at his announcement. Not only did I not need to here that, but I don't think a diner is the place to discuss his sexual adventures. So I just responded that I'm happy that his relationship with his girlfriend is going so well. I made sure to keep it in a much more socially appropriate tone. He would tell me about how much time they've spent together, and the he'd make a suggestive statement, and the stop, smile, and say "Oh, you dont wanna her about that." And then giggle like a school boy.
After we were done eating and he had gotten the bill, and was digging through his wallet, stopped, looked at me and said, "she's an animal."
"Holy shit dad" I got up walked out and waited by his truck until he came stumbling out laughing his butt off.
I am really happy that he found a good woman for once, but I dont need to know what she's good at.