Rep. Anthony Weiner, D - NY, Perve Teensy Weenie

[joan1984]

http://biggovernment.com/waroot/2011/06/09/twitter-for-schmucks/#more-281844

Twitter For Schmucks!

Have you seen the movie Dinner for Schmucks? Now we have a sequel, Twitter for Schmucks starring Congressman Anthony Weiner. I’m a Libertarian. I don’t want government in my bedroom, or my boardroom, so I’m generally hands-off (excuse the pun) about what politicians do in their private time. But this is different. Weiner must resign.

If this was just an affair…Okay. People have affairs every day. But what people- let alone Congressmen- don’t do every day is send photos of their penis to strangers. That’s far worse than an affair. It’s mental illness. Weiner is a pervert, an electronic, high-tech version of the naked man in the raincoat from yesteryear who walks up to pretty female strangers and opens his raincoat. Weiner is a schmuck- and for that he must go.

Here is what the case boils down to:

#1) Weiner thinks we’re the schmucks. Any man so sick he must send photos of his penis, bulging underpants, naked chest, and talk dirty over Twitter and Facebook with complete strangers has a deep-rooted sexual and mental illness. Since he claims he never had a physical affair, Weiner thinks he should be forgiven. I’d rather hear he’d slept with them. I can understand sex talk and photos between lovers. But a Congressman sending crotch shots over Twitter to complete strangers? This man is in dire need of mental help. He has an addiction or perhaps a deep-seated need to destroy his career. Either way, he’s too self destructive to be sitting in the United States Congress.

Remember, this is the Congressman who introduced a bill to loosen immigration requirements for foreign models. I can only assume his goal was more potential Weiner Twitter victims.

#2) Don’t be surprised if it comes out that Weiner’s weiner was used for a lot more than (as he called it) ”just innocent fun over Twitter.” I’m guessing, if he hasn’t already bought them off, there must be plenty of women ready to talk about Weiner’s sexual exploits. The most recent communication indicates Weiner was begging a Nevada blackjack dealer to meet him for sex. Excuse the pun…but I’m betting this scandal is much bigger than advertised.

#3) As far as I’m concerned, Congressman Weiner’s affairs are between him and Mrs. Weiner, a top aide to Hillary Clinton. But can you imagine the odds, to be involved in the biggest sex scandal of the year, and have Mrs. Clinton as your personal advisor? Now that’s hitting the lottery!

But, the affairs aren’t the issue. It’s Weiner’s arrogance, recklessness, and sickness. No one this reckless should be allowed anywhere near the Capitol. Any Congressman who, after seeing what happened to Congressman Chris Lee after his shirtless photo was made public, still chose to send his own shirtless photo, and added crotch shots as the bonus, is reckless, dangerous, out of control, perverted, and dumb as a tree stump. No one like that has the right to pass bills that affect my life. Weiner is obviously a sick man dealing with a mental illness. He needs help. Intensive 24/7 help. He’ll only have the free time for that kind of help after being relieved of his job.

#3) We must remember that this man is the same Weiner (insert joke here) who went on a Joe McCarthy witch hunt against advertisers on Fox News, and in particular Glenn Beck. Weiner demanded Congressional and government investigations into fraud and false advertising by gold and precious metal companies. Why? Because he’s a raving, radical, leftist Kool-Aid drinker who didn’t like the fact that gold advertisers were paying tens of millions of dollars to Fox News and Glenn Beck. He attempted to intimidate and bankrupt these companies with investigations, threats and legal fees. I wonder if Weiner planned on a settlement that included these companies agreeing to spend equal money to advertise on the failing shows of MSNBC?

Weiner was acting the part of Mafia Don trying to extort and intimidate advertisers of his political opposition. This is as heinous an act as I can remember coming from any member of Congress.

Now picture this same political hack who enjoys witch hunts against political opponents, staring at his Twitter screen, sweating and shaking, with eyes and tongue (and other body parts) bulging out, as he sent strange photos to complete strangers, humiliating his wife, putting himself in a position to be black-mailed, while laughing at what schmucks the voters are who put him in office. Bingo. There’s the image all voters need to see.

Mr. Weiner, it’s time to go. Quickly.

Let this be a lesson to voters. Anthony Weiner is Exhibit A for why we should have a healthy distrust for all politicians. These are the power-hungry tyrants who want to control your life. Term limit them, keep tight reins on their spending, and limit the time they can spend in their seats planning new ways to steal our money and take control over our lives.

There are many more Weiners in Washington who simply haven’t been caught yet with their hand (or any other body part) in the nookie jar. We’ve got to watch out for all the Weiners of the world. Most of them aren’t perverts though. Their hands are in your pants to find…your wallet.

[joan1984]

Weiner’s Wife Huma Abedin Is Pregnant
by Publius

From the New York Times:



Their marriage has become the subject of intense speculation and scrutiny amid an embarrassing online sex scandal.

Now, Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin are about to make news of a different kind: they are expecting their first child.

Ms. Abedin, 35, is in the early stages of pregnancy, according to three people with knowledge of the situation.

The pregnancy, which the couple has disclosed to close friends and family, adds a new dimension to questions about the future of their marriage.

Mr. Weiner, 46, who has admitted to engaging in salacious online conversations with at least six women over the last few years, has declared that he and his wife have no intention of splitting up, even though some of the exchanges occurred during their marriage.

“We will weather this,” Mr. Weiner said on Monday, during his emotional news conference. “I love her very much, and she loves me.”

--------------
Apparently some interest in whether Huma and Anthony are actually married... President Clinton is said to have 'officiated' at the wedding and to date no evidence he is licensed to perform weddings... will watch with interest... Rush today asked why the press has not inquired whether Huma is carrying Hillary's baby, as they would have with Sarah Palin.

[Liam Smoot]

Even teensy weinies need love too.

[joan1984]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-7-2011/rash-of-penis-photos



Rash of Penis Photos
Kristen Schaal says the male urge to share visual penis information has been the driving force behind centuries of technological innovation.

[joan1984]

Well, Anthony Weiner is off to parts unknown, "has left New York" his office says... yes, he still has an office, and staff, and continues as a member of the House of Representatives, which delays for the present a 'special election' while the issue is hot... off for mental help, sex addiction perhaps, or maybe going to cheerleader auditions, who cares...

Presumed is he will remain a reliable vote for Nancy Pelosi and her Democrats, brazen this out, then get redistricted out of a job, go on to collect his millions in a lifetime pension and healthcare, and continue to use the House facilities, gym, pool and so on.

No word on Huma Weiner... reporters not asking at State Department. Maybe all too busy searching thru 5 year old emails to satisfy their lust for dirt on a regular citizen.  Wonder if he "pecked 'er" on the cheek, as he was leaving town to be 'cured'. With Hillary and Bill Clinton, the Weiners have the best of the best as to how to weather a sex scandal. (The Clinton Impeachment detail archives are still locked away, for another 14 years.)

On to the next story, nothing to see here... Life in Washington continues... and 'Antnie' has left the building...

[licksnkissez]

Weiner this weiner that. I've been so hungry for hot dogs all week. 

[watcher1]

Weiner this weiner that. I've been so hungry for hot dogs all week. 

Care for a sausage?    

[licksnkissez]

Weiner this weiner that. I've been so hungry for hot dogs all week. 

Care for a sausage?    

My mom and i had hot dogs for dinner tonite. I kept singing "weiner weiner WEENER!"

[watcher1]

[joan1984]

 

[joan1984]

  Some discussion as the House of Representatives comes into it's first Weinerless session in some time, as to what to do about 'the Weiner'.  Will Nancy Pelosi back the Weiner request for a "leave of absence", or will she oppose it; usually a formality request on the house floor which is granted without objection.  So far, Republicans have attempted to stay away from this story as much as is practical, to allow the Democrats to stew in their own juices. Having Weiner there through the 2012 election will keep the 'voting for Democrats' association alive.

  What will the Weiners do?  Hillary is advising Huma Weiner and her Fetus, and no one admits to advising Tony, except maybe the weener mentor, Senator Chuck Schummer D-NY, and his tag along junior senator, D-NY it seems. Maybe Rep. Rangel, Rev. Jackson, Rev. Wright, Rep. Frank, who knows who else will find a way to benefit from 'advising' Weiner as time goes on.

Will the fate of the congressional weeners be decided before or after the debt ceiling vote?

[watcher1]

One in every 17 adults claim to have a sex addiction?  Another lame excuse for not holding oneself accountable for their actions.  But it will keep some in the health industry gainfully employed. 

[joan1984]

  Democrats are so frustrated, claiming to being "weinerized" as the congressman's antics dribble out, with photos taken of himself in the Capitol Gym... wait until the Ethics people look at HIS emails, and interview his staffers further... Sexting has taken over the Dem's ability to get their message out, so 'scaring senior citizens' has taken a striking back seat for nearly two weeks now.

  No one has mentioned, except for Joseph DeGenova, the effect of Weiners behavior as relates to the potential for blackmail, and Tony's denials, eyeball to eyeball with a friendly press corps, may show him to have been vulnerable.  Once the Palin email hunt is completed (so far 24,000 emails reviewed shows nothing much, not even any 'out of context' stories to date), seems the prudent step would be a release of all elected officials emails, starting with House and Senate leadership, and the White House, done with identical redaction rules as were done for Sarah Palin's, which left each recipient's names and addresses open and readable.

[joan1984]

Weeners, and Weiners, for Licks!

[licksnkissez]

Who cares? They all do it. He's no better or worse than the rest of us.

[MissBarbara]

One in every 17 adults claim to have a sex addiction?  Another lame excuse for not holding oneself accountable for their actions.  But it will keep some in the health industry gainfully employed. 

Woo!

[MissBarbara]

I like (or, sadly, "liked") Anthony Weiner. He's a middle class guy who has clear visions of the problems besetting middle class Americans, and though "The Middle Class" has become a catch-phrase uttered by every politician, he actually has good ideas and concrete plans. He's a real bulldog, willing to fight when necessary, but rarely in an obnoxious way. I would have happily voted for him in the mayoral primary last year, had he not, sadly but wisely, bowed out, realizing he couldn't fight the machine.
 
And now I condemn him.
 
But not because I think what he did was immoral or unethical. That's open to debate, though it doesn't interest me, nor do I find it germane. Not because I think he did something illegal, because it seems clear to me that he did nothing illegal. Not because he's proven himself yet another dumbass guy. And not, as I have criticized others in this situation, because of the gross injustice he did to his wife. I condemn him simply because what he did was so spectacularly stupid. Unforgivably stupid.

[joan1984]

HeroBuilders Creates Anatomically Correct Anthony Weiner Doll



NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – How’d you like to play with your Weiner all day long?
At least one company thinks you might want to. HeroBuilders.com, which has made custom action figures of various political figures ranging from Sarah Palin to Jimmy “The Rent Is Too Damn High” McMillan, has now made one of Anthony Weiner.

The Weiner doll is dressed in his underwear. A large blue sticker near his groin reads “Tweet This.”
There are two versions of the doll. One is $39.95, and is a standard doll. The other, for $49.95, is described as being for “adults only.”

Emil Vicale, president of the company, says it has been an exhausting few days since they came up with the idea for the doll. “It went from idea, to molding, to production to getting the word out” in fifty hours, Vicale said. “I’m losing my mind, my ears are bleeding and my eyes hurt.”

The company is in the business of grinding out doll versions of people in the news. Vicale knew when the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal story broke that there would be interest. Sales are going well. “It’s doing pretty good. The sales should be a few thousand by the end of this week. I’m pretty pleased with it,” Vicale said. “I actually thought there would be much more interest.”

But which version of the doll is selling? “The more expensive version is the version everyone wants, and there’s a reason for that,” Vicale said. “99 percent of all the orders are for the more expensive version.” The company dubbed that version the “Weiner Weiner” doll.

The anatomically correct version features a flexible appendage that can be bent in several directions. Vicale said when they were designing the doll, they decided to be generous. “I made him look like a super hero,” Vicale said. “We’re ‘Hero Builders’ after all – this isn’t Ken.”

[MissBarbara]

This is impossible to resist:

[redhatlover]

This is impossible to resist:

Just his name conjures up so many puns.  The news guys on the radio were talking about a "Weiner Roast" when he did not resign when asked.  If I had a name like that, if I were in politics, I would be the most moral & honest body you could lay hands on-RHL