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on: January 25, 2025, 01:10:46 PM
Men are babies

1. **Demanding Attention**: Just like babies,men expect to be the center of attention, often throwing tantrums or sulking when they don't get it.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: Whether it's for food, comfort, or reassurance, men act like babies by constantly seeking care and pampering from their wife/girlfriend. Aka...their "mommies"

3. **Throwing a Fit**: When things don't go their way,men will throw a tantrum or get overly dramatic, just like a baby who doesn't get their favorite toy.

4. **Always Hungry**: Like babies who are always in need of snacks or milk, men seem to need constant food or snacks to keep them happy.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: Men whine or complain about minor issues (like being tired or not finding the remote) and that resembles babies who cry over little inconveniences.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: Men require a lot of effort or attention before they can settle down, much like a baby who needs to be rocked to sleep.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: Much like a baby who clings to their mother, men get overly attached or needy in relationships, wanting constant attention and reassurance.

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Men leave things around the house, similar to a baby who makes a mess without cleaning it up, requiring someone else to tidy up after them.



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Reply #1 on: January 25, 2025, 01:14:29 PM



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Reply #2 on: January 25, 2025, 03:55:37 PM
Men are babies

1. **Demanding Attention**: Just like babies,men expect to be the center of attention, often throwing tantrums or sulking when they don't get it.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: Whether it's for food, comfort, or reassurance, men act like babies by constantly seeking care and pampering from their wife/girlfriend. Aka...their "mommies"

3. **Throwing a Fit**: When things don't go their way,men will throw a tantrum or get overly dramatic, just like a baby who doesn't get their favorite toy.

4. **Always Hungry**: Like babies who are always in need of snacks or milk, men seem to need constant food or snacks to keep them happy.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: Men whine or complain about minor issues (like being tired or not finding the remote) and that resembles babies who cry over little inconveniences.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: Men require a lot of effort or attention before they can settle down, much like a baby who needs to be rocked to sleep.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: Much like a baby who clings to their mother, men get overly attached or needy in relationships, wanting constant attention and reassurance.

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Men leave things around the house, similar to a baby who makes a mess without cleaning it up, requiring someone else to tidy up after them.

None of this applies to me. None of it. My mother taught me to stand on my own two feet. My father taught me to take whatever comes my way with both steadfastness and a touch of grace. I miss my mother and father terribly. But I know that through them, I learned to be a man who my family can lean on for support. I think this was posted as a joke, and I will take it as such. #NotAllMen

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Reply #3 on: January 26, 2025, 02:01:04 PM
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Reply #4 on: January 27, 2025, 01:17:28 PM



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Reply #5 on: January 27, 2025, 07:59:43 PM
Men are babies

1. **Demanding Attention**: Just like babies,men expect to be the center of attention, often throwing tantrums or sulking when they don't get it.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: Whether it's for food, comfort, or reassurance, men act like babies by constantly seeking care and pampering from their wife/girlfriend. Aka...their "mommies"

3. **Throwing a Fit**: When things don't go their way,men will throw a tantrum or get overly dramatic, just like a baby who doesn't get their favorite toy.

4. **Always Hungry**: Like babies who are always in need of snacks or milk, men seem to need constant food or snacks to keep them happy.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: Men whine or complain about minor issues (like being tired or not finding the remote) and that resembles babies who cry over little inconveniences.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: Men require a lot of effort or attention before they can settle down, much like a baby who needs to be rocked to sleep.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: Much like a baby who clings to their mother, men get overly attached or needy in relationships, wanting constant attention and reassurance.

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Men leave things around the house, similar to a baby who makes a mess without cleaning it up, requiring someone else to tidy up after them.

I'm going to have to say I disagree with you whole heartedly. None of the men in my family, nor those I've been with in my life are nearly as bad as you're painting them out to be.

1. **Demanding Attention**: I believe most men prefer more alone time than being the center of attention.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: I know a great number of men who live better by themselves than some who have spouses and girlfriends. I believe they are better at being alone than me and other women I know.

3. **Throwing a Fit**: god forbid one gets upset when things do go according to plan. I get angry when things go sideways. Humans have human emotions.

4. **Always Hungry**: well considering that they are humans and do a lot of physical labor, they generally need more food and protien to keep the gorgeous bodies working. I love cooking for the men in my family. Watching my dad eat the meatballs I make is one of my favorite things in life.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: sorry to burst your bubble, but EVERYBODY complains. This whole post is just one big whiney complaint about men.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: My Dad, my brother, My uncles, cousins, Allan, and every man I've served in the Army with can literally fall asleep anywhere, in any position, at any time. My dad has fallen asleep in freezing temps leaning against a tree during deer hunting.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: definitely doesn't need constant attention, and since when is wanting to spend time with the person their in a relationship with sich a bad thing

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Allan's house is cleaner nd more organized than my apartment.

Perhaps you've just been around the wrong men. You shouldn't judge them all based off your bad experiences. Gotta love and appreciate them as they deserve



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Reply #6 on: January 27, 2025, 08:34:13 PM
Men are babies

1. **Demanding Attention**: Just like babies,men expect to be the center of attention, often throwing tantrums or sulking when they don't get it.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: Whether it's for food, comfort, or reassurance, men act like babies by constantly seeking care and pampering from their wife/girlfriend. Aka...their "mommies"

3. **Throwing a Fit**: When things don't go their way,men will throw a tantrum or get overly dramatic, just like a baby who doesn't get their favorite toy.

4. **Always Hungry**: Like babies who are always in need of snacks or milk, men seem to need constant food or snacks to keep them happy.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: Men whine or complain about minor issues (like being tired or not finding the remote) and that resembles babies who cry over little inconveniences.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: Men require a lot of effort or attention before they can settle down, much like a baby who needs to be rocked to sleep.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: Much like a baby who clings to their mother, men get overly attached or needy in relationships, wanting constant attention and reassurance.

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Men leave things around the house, similar to a baby who makes a mess without cleaning it up, requiring someone else to tidy up after them.

I'm going to have to say I disagree with you whole heartedly. None of the men in my family, nor those I've been with in my life are nearly as bad as you're painting them out to be.

1. **Demanding Attention**: I believe most men prefer more alone time than being the center of attention.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: I know a great number of men who live better by themselves than some who have spouses and girlfriends. I believe they are better at being alone than me and other women I know.

3. **Throwing a Fit**: god forbid one gets upset when things do go according to plan. I get angry when things go sideways. Humans have human emotions.

4. **Always Hungry**: well considering that they are humans and do a lot of physical labor, they generally need more food and protien to keep the gorgeous bodies working. I love cooking for the men in my family. Watching my dad eat the meatballs I make is one of my favorite things in life.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: sorry to burst your bubble, but EVERYBODY complains. This whole post is just one big whiney complaint about men.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: My Dad, my brother, My uncles, cousins, Allan, and every man I've served in the Army with can literally fall asleep anywhere, in any position, at any time. My dad has fallen asleep in freezing temps leaning against a tree during deer hunting.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: definitely doesn't need constant attention, and since when is wanting to spend time with the person their in a relationship with such a bad thing

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Allan's house is cleaner nd more organized than my apartment.

Perhaps you've just been around the wrong men. You shouldn't judge them all based off your bad experiences. Gotta love and appreciate them as they deserve

Amen.

My wife knows me better or as almost as good as my parents. She's devoted a huge chunk of her life to me, and there is nothing I could ever do to repay her for that. But while she knows me, she knows my moods. And when I am in a foul mood, there is an iced Grapico, and some Oreo's on my desk, and a little note to cheer me up. But she lets me hash out the mood, and then when I feel better she gets to encounter the snuggle monster.

I took the post as a facebook joke. But, still, calling the men who mine coal, build houses, fight to protect, and die babies, is a tad disrespectful. Men are not perfect, nor do the good ones strive to be. Women do not date or marry men who are on their level. Women tend to have best friends for that. Some women prefer burly men, over others. I feel bad if you encountered trashy men like that, but not every male is like that (The only exception is when men get sick, then as my mother said "When a man gets sick, you stop being a wife and pick up where his mother left off. She said that to my wife. But still, not all men are like that. You never knew when my father had a cold or flu. He never let it show. He had a big family to care for, and little illnesses was not going to stop him from putting food on the table.)

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Reply #7 on: January 28, 2025, 12:21:49 AM
When it comes to being sick, since we are designed to create babies, generally speaking, we actually have a better immune system then men. That's why when you guys get sick, it hits harder, and you become what you become.



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Reply #9 on: January 28, 2025, 03:54:27 PM

Men are babies

1. **Demanding Attention**: Just like babies,men expect to be the center of attention, often throwing tantrums or sulking when they don't get it.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: Whether it's for food, comfort, or reassurance, men act like babies by constantly seeking care and pampering from their wife/girlfriend. Aka...their "mommies"

3. **Throwing a Fit**: When things don't go their way,men will throw a tantrum or get overly dramatic, just like a baby who doesn't get their favorite toy.

4. **Always Hungry**: Like babies who are always in need of snacks or milk, men seem to need constant food or snacks to keep them happy.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: Men whine or complain about minor issues (like being tired or not finding the remote) and that resembles babies who cry over little inconveniences.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: Men require a lot of effort or attention before they can settle down, much like a baby who needs to be rocked to sleep.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: Much like a baby who clings to their mother, men get overly attached or needy in relationships, wanting constant attention and reassurance.

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Men leave things around the house, similar to a baby who makes a mess without cleaning it up, requiring someone else to tidy up after them.


None of this applies to me. None of it. My mother taught me to stand on my own two feet. My father taught me to take whatever comes my way with both steadfastness and a touch of grace. I miss my mother and father terribly. But I know that through them, I learned to be a man who my family can lean on for support. I think this was posted as a joke, and I will take it as such. #NotAllMen


I could be wrong, but when I read Sandra's post, I assumed it was intentionally humorous, and the gross overstatements were intentionally funny. Exaggeration for the sake of humor is rather standard.

In that light, proclaiming "#NotAllMen" is missing the point. It was not intended as a criticism or a condemnation, not was it a blanket anti-men. #NotAllMen is the entire point.







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Reply #10 on: January 28, 2025, 04:48:52 PM

Men are babies

1. **Demanding Attention**: Just like babies,men expect to be the center of attention, often throwing tantrums or sulking when they don't get it.

2. **Needing Constant Care**: Whether it's for food, comfort, or reassurance, men act like babies by constantly seeking care and pampering from their wife/girlfriend. Aka...their "mommies"

3. **Throwing a Fit**: When things don't go their way,men will throw a tantrum or get overly dramatic, just like a baby who doesn't get their favorite toy.

4. **Always Hungry**: Like babies who are always in need of snacks or milk, men seem to need constant food or snacks to keep them happy.

5. **Whining or Complaining**: Men whine or complain about minor issues (like being tired or not finding the remote) and that resembles babies who cry over little inconveniences.

6. **Needing to Be Rocked to Sleep**: Men require a lot of effort or attention before they can settle down, much like a baby who needs to be rocked to sleep.

7. **Clingy Behavior**: Much like a baby who clings to their mother, men get overly attached or needy in relationships, wanting constant attention and reassurance.

8. **Messy and Forgetful**: Men leave things around the house, similar to a baby who makes a mess without cleaning it up, requiring someone else to tidy up after them.


None of this applies to me. None of it. My mother taught me to stand on my own two feet. My father taught me to take whatever comes my way with both steadfastness and a touch of grace. I miss my mother and father terribly. But I know that through them, I learned to be a man who my family can lean on for support. I think this was posted as a joke, and I will take it as such. #NotAllMen


I could be wrong, but when I read Sandra's post, I assumed it was intentionally humorous, and the gross overstatements were intentionally funny. Exaggeration for the sake of humor is rather standard.

In that light, proclaiming "#NotAllMen" is missing the point. It was not intended as a criticism or a condemnation, not was it a blanket anti-men. #NotAllMen is the entire point.





As my posts stated, I took it as a joke in poor tastes, as why I did not boo it. I wanted to put it out there for those whom might not see it as humor and get truly offended. I mean I personally feel jokes like that are in very poor taste, as rebutting it with a clearly misogynistic list would also offend. I admit at first I took it wrong, but then after seeing members of my family post jokes along the same lines has gotten old and the joke fell flat with me. Like blond jokes, lesbian jokes, and Irish/Polish jokes.

Sorry for calling it out.

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Reply #11 on: January 28, 2025, 04:50:42 PM


I think that pic of "strong women scare weak men" misspelled "Annoy." lol.

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Reply #12 on: January 29, 2025, 12:54:57 AM
I could be wrong, but when I read Sandra's post, I assumed it was intentionally humorous, and the gross overstatements were intentionally funny. Exaggeration for the sake of humor is rather standard.

In that light, proclaiming "#NotAllMen" is missing the point. It was not intended as a criticism or a condemnation, not was it a blanket anti-men. #NotAllMen is the entire point.




I guess I've heard enough people say things like this and actually mean it, that I took it serious. There are so many "modern feminists" that believe extremes like this. If it was meant as a joke, than I feel foolish for responding as I did.



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Reply #13 on: January 29, 2025, 02:49:30 AM

In the good ol' days we'd be posting popcorn eating memes while watching two members go at it. 

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Reply #14 on: January 29, 2025, 04:28:43 AM

In the good ol' days we'd be posting popcorn eating memes while watching two members go at it. 

I'm happy we're all adults.

LoL! I remember posting that :emot_laughing:



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Reply #15 on: January 29, 2025, 11:34:21 AM
Another problem with men




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Reply #16 on: Today at 12:27:37 PM
 Of course men are forgetful. Tiny brains.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140122112624.htm#:~:text=Men%20forget%20more%20than%20women,neighbor%2C%20don't%20worry.



A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too damn hot.

They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.

Begrudgingly, the friend submits and says yes.

After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the husband wafts the towel.

After two minutes, the woman starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.

The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel.



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