I don't have the time, patience or crayons to explain it to you.
So, technically, Moses was the first one to download files from the clouds using a tablet.
The CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden, but I hear he's still assembling his cabinet.
Little-known fact: Neil Diamond’s real name was Neil Coal. Did not know that? Then the pressure got to him.
"I am" is considered the shortest complete sentence. "I do" is considered the longest.
After seeing the Earth from the Moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before, there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who had not been on the moon, ever.
Why do eggs come in flimsy Styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chain saw can open?
The walk from my house to the pub takes 10 minutes, but the walk from the pub back to my house takes 45 minutes. The difference is staggering!
A man walked up to a ticket counter at the airport with a dead possum under his arm. The agent asked, "Sir, will you be checking that?" The man replied, "No, it's carrion."