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on: March 13, 2023, 12:23:09 AM
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Reply #1 on: March 13, 2023, 04:21:15 AM
I have a folder in my bookmarks of what I'd buy if I win the lotto.  Cars, telescopes, houses, and if I won over a billion, some very nice boats. 

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Reply #2 on: March 13, 2023, 08:07:38 PM
The subject should be "If I win big bucks in the Lottery"  ;D

If I won big bucks in a lottery, I would put it into some sort of investment fund for a year. Then, I would apply for permanent residency in Mexico. Once that is granted, find a place to build (or buy) a house in La Paz with a view of the water (or pretty damn close). Not a condo - a house. It would need a yard for the dogs and a cat secure balcony or patio (don't want the cat to get outside and hide on us) so the cat can have outdoor time. And have enough cash left over so that I don't have to give a crap about the price of electricity for cooling the place.


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Reply #3 on: March 14, 2023, 04:38:06 PM
The first thing I do is hire an flying aerobatic team, with personalised banners for most of my clients telling them to fuck off.

I'm classy that way  ;D



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Reply #4 on: March 17, 2023, 03:22:40 PM
I have a folder in my bookmarks of what I'd buy if I win the lotto.  Cars, telescopes, houses, and if I won over a billion, some very nice boats.

I guess I should drop a few in here.

So this is if I won a bigger one.   A residence at sea. 
https://aboardtheworld.com/
Yes, this would be at the top of my list.  Unless I won really big, then a 150 Yacht with a crew of 10.  I'll list some of those boats in a bit.

And to celebrate my big win, at the party I'd get a pretty good band
https://seattletalentbuying.com/price-list-celebrities-bands-famous-entertainers/
Eeeeek.  Taylor girl, you're a little pricey.  You'd only get hired if I won over a billion.  Maybe Norah Jones for under 100k

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Reply #5 on: March 17, 2023, 05:27:42 PM
If I won the millions

The first thing I would do is to get the money into multiple tax-advantaged accounts and work with an accountant.  I know myself too well, and understand the "burning hole in pocket" syndrome.  I'm not really bad anymore, but still.

My name is still on the mortgage from my divorce.  I would pay off the mortgage and get my name off the deed first.

I would probably get a new car, find an ideal place in the US to build or buy a small/medium but completely normal-sized house in a somewhat rural (but still with gigabit internet) area.  I'd have the house wired with ethernet ports in every room and would probably have top-end wifi equipment, etc.  Most of the house would, again, be normal.  The only different thing would be my "man cave" which would be a combination digital entertainment room and game stream/podcast studio space.  It would be HEAVILY soundproofed and would have a Ghostbusters theme to it, including a replica of the sign, some framed animation cels I have from The Real Ghostbusters, a working replica of the Containment Unit in the wall, and stuff like that.  I'd also have a great streaming/audio and data storage setup.  I might also get a MAME and a VirtuaPin setup so I have arcade and pinball games but, not have multiple cabinets to play them.

Other than that, I'd make sure the majority of the money was banked/invested.  I'd pay myself a "salary" of $100k a year, which would be more than enough to pay for expenses, go on trips, and buy whatever and to be extremely generous.  I'd randomly pay for other peoples' meals, give really large tips to people who need them, just random acts of kindness kind of things.  I'd probably KEEP my job because I like what I do and want to feel useful.  In fact, I might just supplement my salary up to the $100k instead of taking it all from the winnings.

I'd also be putting away more for my son's education and such, but that is part of what the accountant/wealth investor would help with.



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Reply #6 on: March 19, 2023, 01:21:04 PM
I'd like a house in Portugal, not some place near a beach, but up round Foia or somewhere, also a house here in Ireland about a mile away from the nearest neighbour, and about 12 Rottweilers.

I'd probably buy a load of 70s and 80s motorcycles and a lot of small french cars, I have a great love for Citroens and Peugeots, Ferraris and suchlike don't float my boat.




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Reply #7 on: March 20, 2023, 03:44:16 AM
Maybe buy the 2024 presidency and get advice from the rest of you on how to fix all the bullshit. 

Then set my immediate family up comfortably.  Nothing crazy.  Maybe some nice used cars that still have part of the factory warranty left on them. and the A/C has got to work, no negotiating on that.  Everyone gets a house big enough to host rotating holiday gatherings.  The really expensive Legos we all want but can't afford.

As far as luxury items go:  A two-seater ultralight plane, a waterslide simulator, and a Coke FreeStyle machine.



Seriously though, as poor f**ks, my wife, kids, and I have fantasized about this a lot.  I know there'd be some crazy stuff we'd do and buy but for the most part, we've always just wanted to be comfortable.  I want to have the money to not have to fix every damn thing myself.  We want to be able to take a vacation without worrying if we'll have enough money to spend when we're actually on the trip.  I want to be able to tip 20% or more when I go out to eat.

My wife and I do lawn and handyman work for church members to supplement our disability income.  Most of them are elderly so we charge very little.  We would quit if we won a lot of money.  But only if we won enough to pay someone else to take care of our customers so their cost doesn't go up. 

Somehow I'd find a way to send all of you your favorite foods and libations so we could have a big, virtual party together.

I know, I'm weird, but that's why I'm here anyway.

Here is the waterslide simulator in action:
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Reply #8 on: March 20, 2023, 09:26:00 PM
Boob job would be number one on the list. Not too big, but go up a cup size at least. Then I'd get a nose job because I've always thought it was too big, bulbous, and ugly.

I'd buy my sister her first house. She's always on reality sights looking for her future home. Would be nice gift for her and her boyfriend if they decide to get married which is looking pretty good.

I'd add to my nieces and nephews college funds or just pay for it all together. I'd do the same for my second cousins, especially Lyndsey because I know she'd get pissed about it and feel like she owes me for the rest of her life. I love her, but she is such a bitch.

I buy my own facility to start my own doggie daycare. Love my job and I wouldnt stop doing it just because I'm rich.

Finally I'd buy my own home and adopt three dogs. Only three because it's not allowed in my area to have more, nor do I think I could give fair share of attention to more. I'd probably get other animals too though, like rabbits or chinchillas. Somthing small to have around me while I read or relax.

Finally I'd give every KB member a couple grand if they new that first part was complete bullshit. LoL, I'd never get plastic surgery. I thought about implants a while back, but decided against it, and glad I never did it. I may think my nose is too big, but it's mine, and I'm not letting anybody cut it up.



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Reply #9 on: March 20, 2023, 09:30:48 PM
Thank God on nixing the boob job. I think everyone here would agree they are perfect the way they are. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #10 on: March 20, 2023, 10:24:37 PM
I'd never get plastic surgery. I thought about implants a while back, but decided against it, and glad I never did it. I may think my nose is too big, but it's mine, and I'm not letting anybody cut it up.


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Reply #11 on: March 21, 2023, 04:10:46 AM


Finally I'd give every KB member a couple grand if they new that first part was complete bullshit.

I said "bull" when I read it.  Your boobs are real and they're spectacular.  (Cue toes Seinfeld meme)
Donate my couple grand to your local animal shelter please. 

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Reply #12 on: March 25, 2023, 12:47:14 AM


The TimberBrook, built on the shores of Lake Superior so I can watch the Northern Lights.

https://www.precisioncraft.com/floor-plans/timberbrook.html



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Reply #13 on: March 25, 2023, 04:00:49 AM


The TimberBrook, built on the shores of Lake Superior so I can watch the Northern Lights.

https://www.precisioncraft.com/floor-plans/timberbrook.html

Heard they were visible in Marquette last night. Always miss them

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Reply #14 on: March 25, 2023, 04:58:57 AM
Top of my bucket list.  I've never seen them.  I even sat in a campground in the UP for a week last October.  No luck. 



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Reply #15 on: March 28, 2023, 10:00:15 PM
I'd never get plastic surgery. I thought about implants a while back, but decided against it, and glad I never did it. I may think my nose is too big, but it's mine, and I'm not letting anybody cut it up.

You're wonderful just the way you are  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #16 on: March 29, 2023, 03:46:21 AM
Mega Millions is $174,300,000 cash option tonight.  About $109,809,000 after taxes (in Texas).

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''East of Eden'' is an exceptional waterfront property nestled above Lime Tree Bay with access to an expansive white sand beach, and a cove with a cobble/sand pocket beach. This stone & masonry villa is architecturally striking and consists of 3 bdrms x 3.5 baths. The main house features a great room, dining area and a modern, well-equipped kitchen. A large screened-in room provides additional dining space and comfortable lounging opportunities. Every room has an unimpeded view of Round Bay. Just off the great room is the sundeck with an infinity-edge pool, chaise lounges and a dining area. The 3 primary bedrooms consist of king-sized beds, en-suite baths, balconies, outdoor showers with an ocean view and one features an indoor shower. Amazing views from every room!





$4,125,000 USD
3 Beds
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3,155 Sq ft






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Reply #17 on: March 29, 2023, 02:24:19 PM
3 Beds
4 Baths
3,155 Sq ft

Only 3 beds?
So, I get a room, Shiela gets a room, and who gets the third room?



Mega Millions is $174,300,000 cash option tonight.  About $109,809,000 after taxes (in Texas).

Unfortunately, you didn't win.  BUT, the FRIDAY drawing will be $355 million, cash option $187.6million, after taxes (in Michigan) $110million

A place in Kentucky with land.  Even a horse farm.  It has to be dark.  I will buy the best telescope I can for under $50,000.  A big black Enclave SUV with a driver to take me and visiting friends to nearby disilleries.   And a miniature donkey.  They're so cute.

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Reply #18 on: March 30, 2023, 12:04:52 PM
And a miniature donkey.  They're so cute.

 :emot_laughing: Woo!

I'd buy my kids and grandkids a house of their own. And my siblings too.



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Reply #19 on: March 30, 2023, 05:09:22 PM

A place in Kentucky with land.  Even a horse farm.  It has to be dark.  I will buy the best telescope I can for under $50,000.  A big black Enclave SUV with a driver to take me and visiting friends to nearby disilleries.   And a miniature donkey.  They're so cute.

I keep hearing horror stories about Kentucky. How the whole eastern half of the state is basically West West Virginia.

And then of course, your US Senators would be Mitch McConnell in Rand Paul. I think I’d rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.

I think you should come down to Saint Johns with me.

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