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Reply #20 on: June 27, 2023, 11:01:18 PM
Quote from: staci on June 27, 2023, 10:58:53 PM
Lol

You’re easy

My thoughts exactly.🤣

That's because you're a whore Toe, LoL!!


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Reply #21 on: June 28, 2023, 02:06:20 AM
We have a rule in my house. Dirty undergarments do not go in the washing machine. They go in my pocket. Then, after I have thoroughly enjoyed them, they can be washed and returned to the dresser drawer.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #22 on: June 28, 2023, 02:24:01 AM
I'm not quite sure how the underwire fits in the pocket. My sports bra can be made to fit, but those nasty little suckers get waseched ever other day.


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Reply #23 on: July 05, 2023, 01:56:20 AM
Just learned my young ( 53 ) daughter has not one, but two tattoos. They're just below her waistband. I saw one peaking out when she here.

I asked what she had and she lowered her shorts down so I could see a tat of a cute tiger cub. On her right side a nice wolf head. She proceeded to tell me the wolf was done a few years ago to cover up a Playboy bunny. :facepalm:

Oh the things a father learns. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #24 on: July 05, 2023, 05:15:18 AM
I got two tattoos for my 60th birthday. Figured if I didn’t do it now, I never would.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #25 on: August 08, 2023, 09:41:31 PM
I have been in my kitchen most of the day. I've been baking cherry and raspberry goodies for family, friends ,and neighbors for most of the day. I've only stopped to make me some margaritas and dance to the music pumping through my apartment.


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Reply #26 on: August 09, 2023, 01:50:00 AM
If the music was something else pumping, it would be sexual.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #27 on: August 14, 2023, 05:39:30 AM


I reeeeaaaaly fucking missed you all!   So! Much!


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Reply #28 on: August 14, 2023, 02:11:24 PM
You've been missed by us too. The place was on the verge of chaos without our Lady Sheriff  ;D

It was hard but we tried to be as good as possible without your watchful eye keeping KB in line.

Seriously, you were missed at the same time we were glad you had the time to recharge and refresh. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #29 on: August 14, 2023, 02:12:38 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 14, 2023, 05:39:30 AM
I reeeeaaaaly fucking missed you all!   So! Much!

It HAS to be true people. She didn't even use the f***ing *** key!  ;D

I wonder if she's been suddenly stricken with coprolalia like msslave?

For what it's worth mon cheri, we ALL have missed you.  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #30 on: August 14, 2023, 05:38:15 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 14, 2023, 05:39:30 AM
I reeeeaaaaly fucking missed you all!   So! Much!

Oh, did you go somewhere?? I hardly noticed...
😢

You were very much missed, and I'm so very very happy you've had that time to help get things right.🤗


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Reply #31 on: August 15, 2023, 05:28:40 PM
I meet with a nurse , Robin, from palliative care, every two weeks. She's the nurse who also does my Battlefield Acupuncture. That is a bunch of tiny needles in each ear I leave in for three days.


I was to see her this afternoon and then she called this morning. I recognized her voice right away but before I could acknowledge that she said, "Hi this is Robin."

Without thinking, mouth went into gear and I replied,"Hi Babe." :facepalm:

She didn't comment and I was too flustered to try and clean that up. The call was to reschedule tomorrow and we got the new time set. Looks like I need to see about taking my food out of my mouth before she starts sticking needles in my ears.

"Hi Babe" GEEZ!

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Reply #32 on: August 16, 2023, 02:40:51 PM
Hahaha, I could totallysee you doing this, MS.  Not creepy at all.


Apologies for the foul mouth Purp.  I'll wash my mouth out with soap. 


S,  >:D<

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Reply #33 on: September 04, 2023, 01:07:13 PM

I was never able to grasp the concept of using a slide rule when I was in high school.  My younger brother used one all the time and could never understand why I didn't get it. (He now has a degree in mathematics.)

I never regretted not learning that particular skill.  Now I wonder if anyone still uses one, or if they've gone the way of the abacus.  😃


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Reply #34 on: September 04, 2023, 03:28:31 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on September 04, 2023, 01:07:13 PM

Now I wonder if anyone still uses one, or if they've gone the way of the abacus.


I still have one. It was my father’s and is a particularly nice one done in ivory. I haven’t used it in 40 years. They began allowing the use of calculators in the late 70’s. By the time I finished college in 1983, no one used them anymore. None of my children know how.


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Reply #35 on: September 04, 2023, 03:48:35 PM
As a young kid, I remember seeing the big high school guys walking around with their slide rule in a holster on their belts.

I kept thinking when I get big I'll have one too. So cool. 8)
Sadly I turned out to be a poor student and never got near any advanced math class.

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Reply #36 on: September 05, 2023, 07:59:53 AM
I don't recall ever using a slide rule at school. The requirement was to write out all the steps in solving a problem.

I still have an ancient book of log, sine, and cosine tables that I almost wore out with use.

My daughters' school, on the other hand, required all students to purchase a specific model of a Texas Instruments scientific calculator.
 
I guess a lot depends on the education system. I used to pay sick calls to an elderly gentleman who had a very odd preoccupation with the Imperial Japanese Navy. He'd talk about it endlessly, leaving me with a splitting headache. Of the many stories he loved to tell and re-tell was that IJN gunners were trained to do advanced mental mathematics. So advanced that they could mentally calculate shell trajectories. For this reason, he insisted, IJN ships could fire at coastal targets in the middle of the night, whilst American and other ships had to wait until daylight so that they could calculate range with optical instruments.

That didn't make sense to me, and the IJN didn't fare so well in the Pacific War, but I didn't have the heart to challenge him.


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Reply #37 on: September 05, 2023, 02:19:50 PM
Quote from: Hilda on September 05, 2023, 07:59:53 AM
I don't recall ever using a slide rule at school. The requirement was to write out all the steps in solving a problem.

My daughters' school, on the other hand, required all students to purchase a specific model of a Texas Instruments scientific calculator.
 

Dan's two girls were allowed calculators throughout their school years.  Yes, the specific Texas Instruments scientific calculator.

Yet, 30 something years ago, as Hilda says, we were required to "Show Your Work" as the Math teachers liked to say back then. 

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Reply #38 on: September 05, 2023, 02:44:20 PM
It's all going the way of the double space after a period and the oxford comma.


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Reply #39 on: September 05, 2023, 02:52:17 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 05, 2023, 02:44:20 PM
It's all going the way of the double space after a period and the oxford comma.

I finally got used to not double spacing after a period. I still do it once in a while. Old dog ya know.

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