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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #20 on: August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging for mercy!
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Reply #21 on: August 17, 2022, 04:54:47 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging to for mercy!

:'( Just the men?

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Reply #22 on: August 17, 2022, 05:02:51 AM
Quote from: Paige on August 17, 2022, 04:54:47 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging to for mercy!

:'( Just the men?

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Reply #23 on: August 17, 2022, 05:41:46 AM
I'm so horny, I can't get into my car without tilting the steering wheel the whole way up. :emot_laughing:


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Reply #24 on: August 17, 2022, 05:52:31 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging for mercy!

not me! I might be old, but I still have fire in my stomach. also I would probably wear you out.

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Reply #25 on: August 17, 2022, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on August 17, 2022, 05:52:31 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging for mercy!

not me! I might be old, but I still have fire in my stomach. also I would probably wear you out.

Spoiling the fun of the thread, any guy able to go hard longer than 30-40 minutes has me beat. I give my all no matter what, and I don't quit till your satisfied, I just stop enjoying it.


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Reply #26 on: August 18, 2022, 03:28:12 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on August 17, 2022, 05:52:31 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging for mercy!

not me! I might be old, but I still have fire in my stomach. also I would probably wear you out.

Spoiling the fun of the thread, any guy able to go hard longer than 30-40 minutes has me beat. I give my all no matter what, and I don't quit till your satisfied, I just stop enjoying it.
Challenge accepted.

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Reply #27 on: August 18, 2022, 03:38:39 AM
Quote from: Army of One on August 18, 2022, 03:28:12 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on August 17, 2022, 05:52:31 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 17, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
I'm so friggin horny, I'd have every man in KB begging for mercy!

not me! I might be old, but I still have fire in my stomach. also I would probably wear you out.

Spoiling the fun of the thread, any guy able to go hard longer than 30-40 minutes has me beat. I give my all no matter what, and I don't quit till your satisfied, I just stop enjoying it.
Challenge accepted.
can this be a tag team event? My go time is around 35 minutes, just because I want to satisfy, and am a sort of sexual perfectionist. So as long as you are satisfied, I can go for the long run.

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Reply #28 on: August 18, 2022, 03:55:50 PM
I'm so horny, I want the neighbours to judge me the next day because of her moans.


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Reply #29 on: August 18, 2022, 04:09:13 PM
The Kinsey Report (1948) noted the average length of coitus in America to be between 5 and 6 minutes. I cannot imagine doing things that quickly. I have always been one to savor the moment and take things at a leisurely pace. I would imagine the average length of coitus has increased substantially (10 minutes? LOL.), thanks to porn, a general acceptance of sexuality and sexual expression. It’s no longer “wham, bam, thank you ma’am.”

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Reply #30 on: August 18, 2022, 04:31:26 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on August 18, 2022, 04:09:13 PM
The Kinsey Report (1948) noted the average length of coitus in America to be between 5 and 6 minutes. I cannot imagine doing things that quickly. I have always been one to savor the moment and take things at a leisurely pace. I would imagine the average length of coitus has increased substantially (10 minutes? LOL.), thanks to porn, a general acceptance of sexuality and sexual expression. It’s no longer “wham, bam, thank you ma’am.”

I agree, though I consider it like a fine meal at a 10 star restaurant, enjoy the hell out of it at a slow pace, because heaven knows when you might eat there again.

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Reply #31 on: August 19, 2022, 03:40:52 AM
Well I certainly wasnt expecting my comment to go this way. I thought it was just some silly comment and that nobody would take offense or me seriously. I'm half expecting the architect of the London Shard to send me a PM disputing my claim, and that it is one of the tallest structures in the world.

Just saying I was really horny.


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Reply #32 on: August 19, 2022, 04:54:04 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 19, 2022, 03:40:52 AM
Just saying I was really horny.

The mental image of you making someone bag for mercy was certainly fun 😇


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Reply #33 on: August 25, 2022, 07:30:51 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 19, 2022, 03:40:52 AM
Well I certainly wasnt expecting my comment to go this way. I thought it was just some silly comment and that nobody would take offense or me seriously. I'm half expecting the architect of the London Shard to send me a PM disputing my claim, and that it is one of the tallest structures in the world.

Just saying I was really horny.

Shiela's so horny the grocers have hidden all of the English cucumbers  ;D

That is all.

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Reply #34 on: August 25, 2022, 09:22:55 PM
Could be that Shiela is so horny her shower buddy went into hiding... ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #35 on: August 26, 2022, 05:32:25 AM
I don't want to spread any rumors, but I heard Shiela is so horny all the corn cobs are hiding. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


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Reply #36 on: August 26, 2022, 08:41:44 AM
I've got the zucchini and eggplants cornered.


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Reply #37 on: August 26, 2022, 09:43:00 AM
I'm so horny I could fuck a horse (or have a horse fuck me? - ouch, maybe not...  :emot_weird:)

I'm so horny I'd get up on a barber's floor.


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Reply #38 on: August 28, 2022, 04:41:25 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 26, 2022, 08:41:44 AM
I've got the zucchini and eggplants cornered.

 :facepalm: :emot_laughing: :facepalm: :emot_laughing: :facepalm: :emot_laughing: :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #39 on: August 28, 2022, 04:23:22 PM
I'm so horny the moose and elk are jealous.

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