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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( triple w ( d . o . t ) asitis ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, s.ex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.



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Saraswati, the Goddess of Wisdom, is also the Goddess of Perfect Speech.



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Saraswati, the Goddess of Wisdom, is also the Goddess of Perfect Speech.

so if you have got the favor of mother saraswati than why dont you give me another explanation ? which support her authority ?



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Oh, good, I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering 😂



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知者不言,言者不知

(The one who knows does not speak; the one who speaks does not know.)

— 道德經 (Tao Te Ching) LVI



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知者不言,言者不知

(The one who knows does not speak; the one who speaks does not know.)

— 道德經 (Tao Te Ching) LVI

what is the value of your knowledge ? if you do not show it when it is required ? huh? better you put it into cupboard. and lock it down.

and your chinese fellows quote is not absolute, for there is another quote which says, (( fool is beautiful so long he does not speaks )) so anyways simply by quoting something dont think that you have become something big. its an another foolishness.
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now as you like you do. i wont bother much with you anymore. its over now. ( finished )



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now as you like you do. i wont bother much with you anymore. its over now. ( finished )


The tell “a reach.” Who ends every other post with an apology? Until next time.   :facepalm:







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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )


Today is my 42nd birthday.

After reading your post, I've dropped all my plans for the day, and instead I'll dedicate it to providing you a list of every single second's detail of those 42 years.

The calculator on my phone says that's 1.325e+9 seconds.

Okay, I have no idea what "1.325e+9" means, but it's 42 x 31,536,000.

I'm going to be a busy girl...








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Doesn't sound like you'll have much time for beer, Barb. :facepalm: :emot_kiss:

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Okay, I have no idea what "1.325e+9" means, but it's 42 x 31,536,000.


Math girl here.   Im a little rusty, but if memory serves me correct, .1.325.e+9 is moving the decimal 9 spaces to the right,, so appx 1,325,000,000 seconds.     Now go enjoy that beer.

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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )


Today is my 42nd birthday.

After reading your post, I've dropped all my plans for the day, and instead I'll dedicate it to providing you a list of every single second's detail of those 42 years.

The calculator on my phone says that's 1.325e+9 seconds.

Okay, I have no idea what "1.325e+9" means, but it's 42 x 31,536,000.

I'm going to be a busy girl...







Gurl... Get out of here for the next 5.000.000 seconds or so, go have a few cold beers and a pizza.  And I wish you at least one hot girl on your 42nd. birthday.  :emot_beerchug:   :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.


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I hope there won't be a pop quiz on all this math stuff 🤔



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1,917,388,800 seconds.  Closing in on 2 billion seconds.

In other words, if Elon Musk had given me $10 each and every second I have been alive, he’d still be worth about $200 billion.

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Doesn't sound like you'll have much time for beer, Barb. :facepalm: :emot_kiss:


I've become an expert multi-tasker, and I can drink beer while documenting what occurred on October 4, 1980.

See, I'm already making progress!






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that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists


I got to here, and felt I couldn't waste anymore of my precious seconds reading more, and decided theyd be better spent opening a dictionary to make sure I remembered what the definition of "fact" is.



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Gurl... Get out of here for the next 5.000.000 seconds or so, go have a few cold beers and a pizza.  And I wish you at least one hot girl on your 42nd. birthday.  :emot_beerchug:   :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:


Today I'm being totally selfish, and I'm doing only exactly what I want. It's a beautiful day here today, and I went on a nice long run this morning along the path next to the Hudson River. While I didn't run the whole time, I probably covered 10-11 miles total.

When I got home, I showered and got dressed, and I continued re-reading Eric Foner's masterpiece "Reconstruction." It's a doorstop, but it's also one of the most fascinating books I've read, and it should be required reading for anyone who wants to understand the post-Civil War period, and how it continues to affect the country today.

As for the hot girls, 4-6 would do, thank you. Please give them my address, and tell them to be here by 8:00 pm.

Meanwhile, someone this morning sent me a completely unexpected picture, and when I saw it, I practically passed out from erotic yearning. I saw it about four hours ago, and my heartbeat still hasn't returned to normal.





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that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists


I got to here, and felt I couldn't waste anymore of my precious seconds reading more, and decided theyd be better spent opening a dictionary to make sure I remembered what the definition of "fact" is.


Forr the record, I didn't even make it that far...





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