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Reply #4240 on: October 27, 2024, 02:59:30 AM
Instead I just fold TARPS

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Reply #4241 on: October 27, 2024, 03:54:41 AM
Owning cars makes you buy a lot of

PARTS.

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Reply #4242 on: October 27, 2024, 06:16:06 AM


But once you install them, it still won’t START




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Reply #4243 on: October 27, 2024, 03:07:27 PM
And that leaves me in
TEARS

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Reply #4244 on: October 27, 2024, 03:54:34 PM
And that leaves me in
TEARS

And feeds my

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Reply #4245 on: October 27, 2024, 07:41:28 PM
I'd rather be fed PEARS

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Reply #4246 on: October 28, 2024, 01:49:08 AM



Better than being hit with a SPEAR.





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Reply #4247 on: October 28, 2024, 03:59:55 AM
Hard to avoid when you're bound in
ROPES

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Reply #4248 on: October 28, 2024, 05:44:00 AM


And covered in SPERM.




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Reply #4249 on: October 29, 2024, 03:06:02 PM
Did someone see you that way at the PROMS?

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Reply #4250 on: October 29, 2024, 03:44:04 PM
No I was hidden behind the PROPS

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Reply #4251 on: October 30, 2024, 04:01:38 AM
No I was hidden behind the PROPS


That's where we go for our POOPS.

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Reply #4252 on: October 31, 2024, 08:07:14 PM
I just came for my BOOPS

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Reply #4253 on: October 31, 2024, 09:12:04 PM
Trying to SPOON feed me the word boobs



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Reply #4254 on: October 31, 2024, 09:39:14 PM
That may cause me to SPOOK you instead.

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Reply #4255 on: November 01, 2024, 04:48:00 AM



Could cause some POOLS to form.





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Reply #4256 on: November 01, 2024, 12:56:05 PM
but the water will run down the
SLOPE

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Reply #4257 on: November 01, 2024, 02:18:26 PM
While we ELOPE

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Reply #4258 on: November 02, 2024, 01:29:56 AM


And dance on POLES



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Reply #4259 on: November 02, 2024, 02:37:47 PM
Watch your HOLES

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