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on: January 25, 2022, 07:39:33 AM
(only reason, this is in 1408, as this was the only place it felt appropriate to be, to be able to freely express myself.) Well after witnessing such back and forth, last night, I could only sleep for like 45 minutes, apart from that was just tossing and turning and looking around like an owl the entire night, and so the head feels splitting. For the past week and a half, I have been suffering from insomnia, I know, doesn’t sound like a big deal, but those, who may have unfortunately experienced it, may understand how it feels.
(after a sleepless night, spent over 3 hours with this. feels like someone has used a crowbar to split open the place between the head muscles and the skull, and filled it with powdered glass or something.) 
This should probably be in 1408.
No need for it to be sir, as there’s hardly any crass language in it. yet here it is, as I was obliged to do so.
He’s either a child, a high end ASD, or someone off their meds.
Well, sir, I assure you I’m certainly over 18, and am not on any meds of any kind. As for being an ASD, thanks for pointing that out sir. I didn’t know either the fact that the acronym ASD meant Autism or it’s Symptoms, that is until your post. After reading, I didn’t understand it and thus googled it. And yes, I might be autistic, as I have some of the symptoms. Some developed during the pandemic, others were around since a year or two before. I have been thinking about consulting a psychologist for quite some time, but the pandemic conditions have worsened here and therefore, have to wait.
Responds to everything, with absolutely nothing to add,
I know you think I’m an annoying prick, wandering anywhere and everywhere, but please try to think that it might be just someone trying too hard to fit in.
spams the board with off topic memes,
as I have said before, I seldom post any one twice, so that isn’t exactly spamming and as for memes, they have been the only one put a smile on my face, during some tough times I've had, so forgive me, if trying to share the joy I've received with others is not upto the standard.
and slut shames members.
the only thing with which I strongly disagree on is this. When have I ever done that? You must have made a misinterpretation of something I said.
I have five teenaged children,
Hope everyone is vaccinated and you and your family stay safe during this pandemic, especially what with the delta-cron variant in US.
and there is no way he is 18.
As I said sir, I am over 18.
 
And yes, I am a professional interrogator. I’ve been a lawyer probably more than twice as long as you’ve been alive.
Good for you, :) You must have seen a lot during all that time.
I’ve been a member of this board close to as long as you’ve been alive.
well, like everyone else, I’m older than the Board itself, so I guess not as close. ;D :roll:

As I told you before... I’ve survived your predecessors, and I will survive you.
No need to survive me sir, I understand your difference of opinion, after all, that's what separates us from other living things. the ability to reason, which is why everyone interprets everything in a distinct manner and forms their unique ideas.
So spam away baby.
Nope, this one last message is enough for me sir. :)
 
I’ve got a real life, real job, and a hell of a lot things to do.
Great for you, Certainly beats my usual day by far, :D ;D

I dare you not to respond. I don’t think you can [not] do it.   :emot_laughing:
well, :sign_iagree:  you’re quite right sir. :emot_laughing:
The only problem is, you won’t go on your own accord.
Sir, ever since, I’ve joined, you’ve always had only one opinion of me, yet allow me to tell you what I’ve thought of you!
Since the first time I saw you, I had great respect for you.
As you not only fulfilled your mod duties very well, you also avidly participated in anything going on.
I never said this straightforward for fear of being mocked upon, but I even admired you a bit, as for your fitness at your age, let alone a lawyer, you might as well could easily have been a Pro-Wrestler, or soldier, in your youth. I tried to say it in a different way, by complimenting, yet my Autism kicked in, which made it come out ambiguous, which was then, probably interpreted by you as an insult.
Afterwards, when I was told by you to set up an avatar, only thing I felt was fear, Because, I didn’t know to how to properly set one (first few attempts were unsuccessful), and I didn’t know about the avatar gallery feature back then, and because here I was in a new place, and the last place I was a part of, one of the mods made advances at a very close friend of mine, and upon being rejected, harassed the friend to the extent that they had to leave the site, as for the mod? He was the defacto-boss around those parts and every other mod worked subordinate to him, and thus, got off scot-free.
Hence forgive me if I had such an opinion of mods in general.
After making a Valid point for no need to have an avatar, (after having read all the rules thrice.) What do I get ? a Ban.
It was, only by sheer luck, that I happened to get this account back.
A couple days before new year’ eve, when I was told who you were; My reaction, while interpreted by you to be a lofty exclamation, was actually one of being terrified, as I remember the anguish I’ve had to face during the ban. Only after learning of you relinquishing your mod-ship was I able to placate myself enough to calm down. I have been wary of you, ever since.
You have an obsessive need to respond to every single thing that is posted on this board And you’ll continue to do that, until somebody runs you off.
Yes, you’re correct sir, but as I said, I have just tried albeit a little too hard to fit in. Yet that seems to you as rowdy behavior. I only did what I did, as I felt like, to whatever little extent, that I belonged, as a member. Before discovering this place, only comfort I had, was thinking about the fictional characters and potential-stories-to-make in my head. After experiencing the companionship I received here, it has been very hard to give it up. You said I have an unhealthy addiction to post, and yes, I agree. I am, to a significantly unhealthy extent, addicted to KB. In the past week, I have tried twice already to tear myself away from this place, even going so far as to intentionally sour my friendship with the few members I have, in order to make the going away easier. Yet this third try may be it. Therefore I thank you for giving me the motivation to get myself Moving.

I’ll just say this politely one time. Go fuck yourself.

In the beginning, I said, that there was hardly any crass language, well yes. In another sense, there’s only a little bit, this : vai al Tartaro (italiano & Ελληνικά) Good luck translating.


SEE Y’ALL IN 50 DAYS, GIVE OR TAKE ONE.
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Reply #1 on: January 25, 2022, 07:52:25 AM
Hey Asmodel, please don't go away, or at least come back when you feel ready again, I value you here, even if I don't always interact or say so.



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Reply #2 on: January 25, 2022, 03:41:50 PM

SEE Y’ALL IN 50 DAYS, GIVE OR TAKE ONE.



Is that a threat? Or a promise?

You’re not the first person to annoy the fuck out of me here. And you probably won’t be the last. I went a very long time without saying anything, but it just seemed that things were accelerating in recent weeks, when I would log in and the first 15 posts were memes of yours.

This is probably the perfect place for you, because everybody here has some sort of pathology. Physically, mentally, and certainly sexually. That’s why we’ve all chosen to spend so much time in this odd corner of the Internet.

So we’ll see you when you come back, or we won’t.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #3 on: January 25, 2022, 03:44:22 PM
Hey Asmodel, please don't go away, or at least come back when you feel ready again, I value you here, even if I don't always interact or say so.

He’s left “for 50 days” before. There is some kind of backstory that he isn’t telling us. School, prison, or living in mom’s basement. We may never know.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #4 on: January 25, 2022, 03:46:38 PM
Catch you on the rebound. Do you have a woman, or women, that you periodically take off from here to wine and dine and have fun with?  8) 8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #5 on: January 25, 2022, 04:26:57 PM
I suppose I can't complain too much I disappeared for years.



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Reply #6 on: January 25, 2022, 04:33:12 PM
I think rather than creating an addiction to this forum, it more appropriate to say he felt welcome and comfortable and an active member (maybe too much?)

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Reply #7 on: May 05, 2022, 06:37:16 PM
Seems like I cannot stay for more than two days,
Without anxiety kicking in, Id est
Will be back somewhere in the upcoming week.
Hint. Avatar.




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Reply #8 on: May 05, 2022, 07:07:02 PM
again????

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Reply #9 on: May 06, 2022, 02:44:49 AM
He’s left “for 50 days” before. There is some kind of backstory that he isn’t telling us. School, prison, or living in mom’s basement. We may never know.

Thanks for catching that, PornHubby.

In real-life crime mysteries, gaps like that often turn out to be time behind bars. Until a few decades ago, working on cargo ships would be another possibility. I don't know if the crews of modern ships have 24/7 access to the internet. Officers maybe; seamen maybe not.



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Reply #10 on: May 06, 2022, 02:51:24 AM
College



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Reply #11 on: May 06, 2022, 02:45:30 PM
Trying to load all 150 browser tabs back up can take a while  ;D



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Reply #12 on: May 06, 2022, 02:53:09 PM
Trying to load all 150 browser tabs back up can take a while  ;D

LMAO.



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Reply #13 on: May 06, 2022, 09:20:32 PM
Kind  of hard to get under someones skin on the internet but he had a knack.

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Reply #14 on: May 08, 2022, 07:30:34 PM
I may or may not be adding anything to this, but here are my two cents:

What community would be so welcoming in the real world of us degenerates? I am not calling us degenerates in the negative, but here we write out stories with the darkest ink from the filth of our minds.

Trying to fit in too hard is neither good or bad. Like I always told my children, do not strive to have everyone like you, because not everyone will like you and there just might not be a reason why. Just be happy with those in the group who genuinely like you or even tolerate you, and you will be fine.

Excessive meme'ing is a little off putting though. If you got to do it, try to tailor it to the topic, because it will become annoying when the topic is about pussy eating, and you pipe in with memes about mountains or something.

Pornhubby I respect the hell out of. Asmodel, I kind of dig you, but tone down the randomness a bit. Some of us are a little too old for it.

Sorry for butting in since it does not concern me, but I read the thread and figured I would try to help if I could.

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Reply #15 on: May 08, 2022, 09:09:43 PM

Some of us are a little too old for it.


And I really think, at the end of the day, it just comes down to a maturity/experience deficit. But everybody has a right to be somewhere. And we could help him in overcoming that. Because face it, we’re not gonna be here forever, and somebody’s going to have to be the next generation of pervs.

And the respect is reciprocated.

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Reply #16 on: May 09, 2022, 04:39:55 PM
Assbaby, you need to change that avatar to “IX” since you logged in today.

We can’t miss you, if you never leave.

Reminds me of an old Bowley & Wilson song lyric: “How can I get you off my mind, if you won’t get off my face?

Thanks for the boo’s.


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Reply #17 on: May 09, 2022, 05:00:25 PM
I think that obsessive nature is the root of a lot of things...



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Reply #18 on: May 09, 2022, 10:30:33 PM

Assbaby, you need to change that avatar to “IX” since you logged in today.

We can’t miss you, if you never leave.

Reminds me of an old Bowley & Wilson song lyric: “How can I get you off my mind, if you won’t get off my face?

Thanks for the boo’s.


For how long will this carry on, huh?
Why does it bother you if I am online or not?
Apart from what you are reading right now, it’s not like I have been posted anywhere in the last few days.
Yes, I was online,  just to check for any PMs only though.
And okay. I heard what you said, and changed my avatar.
Just like I:
Quit Playing Wordle.
Stopped posting in Pics and vids.
Stay away from Miss Shiela’s Sunday thread, as well as the Hot tub Thread.
And in general, seldom post anywhere apart from The Funny Pics Thread.
What more do you want?
Infact, just tell me what I should do and I’ll do it.
You fight and fight and fight, but can’t you see that you’ve already won the fight, won the battle, won the war?
I’m both disarmed and defenceless. The boos are not boos but a silent tool of protest for me. Plus you shouldn’t bother about them.  Every time your count crosses 20, it is reset to 17, while mine is on its way to 140, courtesy of that AI Bot someone has made, which boos me everyday for the last 4 months.
Let alone directly saying anything bad about you (even insults which are safe for G rated shows.) , I cannot even share one word of what affect your words have on me, lest I be exterminated on grounds of for the sake of my own mental health; and thus, the only way to survive is to endure everything without a word. But I tell you that I’m only human too. No one has infinite patience. Therefore the post that you read now.
You said in January, that you went for a very long time without saying anything; honestly, I’d much rather have you tell me what I was doing wrong.
Also, just like you said about being silent for a long time, which, I calculate to be 4 months. So, I also tried to keep silent for almost as long but I have finally cracked.
I don’t know what you think of them. But your and CT’s posts (which are no longer playful teasing but just plain trolling…) lead to really immense mental pressure on me; as I said, I cannot say details, otherwise I might be kicked out on grounds of poor mental health… and frankly, I’m throwing in the towel now. I just have one request. Please let me off the hook, for atleast one month. Right now is 9th May in The States right? Then please, let me be till 9th June. As there’s something really important going on with me, which would greatly affect my life as well as, possibly, lifespan, so I already have more than enough to handle IRL, so cannot handle this as well. After 9th June, you two can resume your soccer practice where I play the role of ⚽️
I promise to not cross your path in any intentional way during this time of one month, as well as restrict my total postings to below 10. (Not counting this one you just read.)

P.S. please stop with the name-calling…














Also. Hilda.
Thanks for catching that, PornHubby.

In real-life crime mysteries, gaps like that often turn out to be time behind bars. Until a few decades ago, working on cargo ships would be another possibility. I don't know if the crews of modern ships have 24/7 access to the internet. Officers maybe; seamen maybe not.
There’s another, older, thread by me, where I specifically disclosed that I would be gone for a period of 50 days. I said 50, because why not? I like the number 25, so just went along with its multiple.
You insinuating me being a criminal felt very much rude. And really confused me as I don’t ever recall having any significant interactions with you, atleast such that could justify the insinuation…
Although you did say it in 1408, and 1408 is known for wild comments, so that’s that and thus, no problem.
Plus I hope you won’t mind me saying this.
Please go a bit easy on the General Knowledge, I mean, it really is informative, though after a long time, loses its charm…
I say this, not as an insult or sarcasm, but as a compliment, when I say that you really could write a nice encyclopaedia.



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Reply #19 on: May 10, 2022, 12:09:04 AM
I think that obsessive nature is the root of a lot of things...

I’m marking his reply as Exhibit “A.”  tl;dr

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