Hi, just been reading randomly lately. As all are. I'm happy to hear you're doing well. What really caught my eye was your comment about the hole they use for the cystoscopy.
In collage many moons ago, my wife, then girlfriend ended up in the school infirmary with a bad generalized infection. The Dr. said that it wasn't technically a classic sexual disease, I guess because it took over her whole system and was eradicated with strong , IV antibiotics. However, they believe it to be transmitted through sex.
LSS, they wanted to "check me out". I dropped my pants and the Dr. did his exam. He said everything looked good but they were finding men could be non- symptomatic carries and he needed to do a swab. No biggie, right?
I was a 240lb football tackle at the time. You know you're in trouble when the Dr. looks at you and says, "This is going to hurt. If you feel like you're going to pass out, tell me so I can call for someone."
He then took a DRY cotton swab and proceeded to take a culture through the same, afor mentioned hole.
I feel your pain.