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If you could hang out with a fellow KB member for a day, then with whom and what’d you two do together to spend the time?



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Instead of hanging out with one member for a whole day, I’d like to spend, even if only a few hours, with all the friends I’ve made here at the same time, out at a cafe or restaurant or something.



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Cafe? It's Sunday. Shiela, watcher, Sarah, and I are dragging your ass off to the bomb shelter :evil:



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If you could hang out with a fellow KB member for a day, then with whom and what’d you two do together to spend the time?


I would fly over to the U.K. to watch the Chelsea v. Spurs match at Stamford Bridge with ODK.

I'd have to think twice about wearing my Harry Kane jersey...






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Cafe? It's Sunday. Shiela, watcher, Sarah, and I are dragging your ass off to the bomb shelter :evil:

Asmodel is so tired from the wild night of debauchery. Just imagine the dreams he will have and wondering who did what to whom.... 8) 8)

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Cafe? It's Sunday. Shiela, watcher, Sarah, and I are dragging your ass off to the bomb shelter :evil:

Asmodel is so tired from the wild night of debauchery. Just imagine the dreams he will have and wondering who did what to whom.... 8) 8)
Yeah, Miss Barbara’s the only one who showed good participation, you two won’t just let it go, would you? Hehe,
Well, tell me, Watcher & CT, is there something entirely else going on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :roll: ;)
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Well, I wouldn't mind hanging out with MissB to discuss the finer points of cunning linguistics  :emot_kiss:



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Well, I wouldn't mind hanging out with MissB to discuss the finer points of cunning linguistics  :emot_kiss:
wow, CT, I mean, I appreciate your line of thinking very very much, though you don’t always have to do the thinking with your ****.
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Brain? It would be a cerebral exchange. She's a Professor of Clitology herself, and nobody knows the female body better than a woman, so I'm sure I could learn a thing or two during our talk  ;D



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This is actually quite difficult to answer. I swear, I'd have to fill out some kind of sports bracket and flip a coin between members.

However if I were to be completely honest the first two people to pop into my head were MJ and MissB.

I'm not a big city girl, and have no desire to ever go to New York, but perhaps she could show me around and give me a tour of the finer points of big city life. Then we could go out for a few drinks. Perhaps she could show me a few brews that I may actually like.

Kind of the same thing with MJ. Not so much a tour guide thing, but more about just hanging out maybe talking about things we've chatted about in PM. And for some reason I see us doing all this around a huge camp fire. We could have the ultimate Bourbon Vs. Tequila showdown

So I think it would be a coin toss between those two.



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Reply #10 on: October 10, 2021, 05:16:19 PM
This is actually quite difficult to answer. I swear, I'd have to fill out some kind of sports bracket and flip a coin between members.

However if I were to be completely honest the first two people to pop into my head were MJ and MissB.

I'm not a big city girl, and have no desire to ever go to New York, but perhaps she could show me around and give me a tour of the finer points of big city life. Then we could go out for a few drinks. Perhaps she could show me a few brews that I may actually like.

Kind of the same thing with MJ. Not so much a tour guide thing, but more about just hanging out maybe talking about things we've chatted about in PM. And for some reason I see us doing all this around a huge camp fire. We could have the ultimate Bourbon Vs. Tequila showdown

So I think it would be a coin toss between those two.
Then let the coin 🪙 fall on it’s side,
Kind of like what I did up there, you could spend the morning and day with Miss Barbara sightseeing, and then spend the evening and night, with our sheriff around the campfire. (Watch out for bugs though( actually take some bugs spray.))



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Reply #11 on: October 10, 2021, 05:54:30 PM
Well Vicky, obviously,  but I'd bring earplugs.

Try me...


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Reply #12 on: October 10, 2021, 07:15:59 PM
Well Vicky, obviously,  but I'd bring earplugs.

What, are you going to ride him that hard?  :o

 8)



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Reply #13 on: October 10, 2021, 07:42:05 PM

Brain? It would be a cerebral exchange. She's a Professor of Clitology herself, and nobody knows the female body better than a woman, so I'm sure I could learn a thing or two during our talk  ;D


While I would be happy to have this conversation with you, in the end, you'll likely not learn much more than you already know.

MAJOR HIJACK!

Women do not know the female body better than men. Women know their own bodies better, and they might know a specific partner's body very well. But in general, a man can know his female partner's body as well as another woman.

Of course, I know what works for me, and what doesn't; I know what turns me on, and what doesn't; I know what I want her to do, and what I don't want her to do; and I know those special places on my body, other than the obvious places, where I like to be touched.

But, hypothetically, a man could learn/know all of that as much as another woman could/would.

I'm simply stating the obvious here, but pay attention to her responses, and both her physical and emotional responses. She will make clear what she wants and what she doesn't want. Be experimental, and if it works, keep going, but be ready for a negative response, and move on.

And to state the most obviously obvious point, communicate, either when your in a moment of intimacy, or at another point when you can have a comfortable conversation. Ask her what she wants, what works and what doesn't, what she'd like you to focus on, what she'd like to try,  etc.

And my #1 piece of advice: Don't focus solely on her clit. Yes, that's the promised land, and stimulating that jam-packed bundle of nerve endings it indescribably exciting. But most women want that to be part of a greater symphony, and for someone, exclusive and intense clitoral stimulation can prove painful or annoying. She has at least 37 other erogenous zones. Explore them!







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Reply #14 on: October 10, 2021, 07:44:24 PM

If you could hang out with a fellow KB member for a day, then with whom and what’d you two do together to spend the time?


I would fly over to the U.K. to watch the Chelsea v. Spurs match at Stamford Bridge with ODK.

I'd have to think twice about wearing my Harry Kane jersey...



They would happily let you in to Stamford Bridge if that's all you wore, MissB.

I would be pleased to show you some of the great pubs in and around Chelsea. Can't promise any naked ladies reading though.







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Reply #15 on: October 10, 2021, 07:59:39 PM

Brain? It would be a cerebral exchange. She's a Professor of Clitology herself, and nobody knows the female body better than a woman, so I'm sure I could learn a thing or two during our talk  ;D


While I would be happy to have this conversation with you, in the end, you'll likely not learn much more than you already know.

MAJOR HIJACK!

Women do not know the female body better than men. Women know their own bodies better, and they might know a specific partner's body very well. But in general, a man can know his female partner's body as well as another woman.

Of course, I know what works for me, and what doesn't; I know what turns me on, and what doesn't; I know what I want her to do, and what I don't want her to do; and I know those special places on my body, other than the obvious places, where I like to be touched.

But, hypothetically, a man could learn/know all of that as much as another woman could/would.

I'm simply stating the obvious here, but pay attention to her responses, and both her physical and emotional responses. She will make clear what she wants and what she doesn't want. Be experimental, and if it works, keep going, but be ready for a negative response, and move on.

And to state the most obviously obvious point, communicate, either when your in a moment of intimacy, or at another point when you can have a comfortable conversation. Ask her what she wants, what works and what doesn't, what she'd like you to focus on, what she'd like to try,  etc.

And my #1 piece of advice: Don't focus solely on her clit. Yes, that's the promised land, and stimulating that jam-packed bundle of nerve endings it indescribably exciting. But most women want that to be part of a greater symphony, and for someone, exclusive and intense clitoral stimulation can prove painful or annoying. She has at least 37 other erogenous zones. Explore them!



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Reply #16 on: October 10, 2021, 08:05:06 PM
This is actually quite difficult to answer. I swear, I'd have to fill out some kind of sports bracket and flip a coin between members.

However if I were to be completely honest the first two people to pop into my head were MJ and MissB.

I'm not a big city girl, and have no desire to ever go to New York, but perhaps she could show me around and give me a tour of the finer points of big city life. Then we could go out for a few drinks. Perhaps she could show me a few brews that I may actually like.

Kind of the same thing with MJ. Not so much a tour guide thing, but more about just hanging out maybe talking about things we've chatted about in PM. And for some reason I see us doing all this around a huge camp fire. We could have the ultimate Bourbon Vs. Tequila showdown

So I think it would be a coin toss between those two.

Why a coin toss? Heading east, Michigan would be your first stop and then on to New York. Of course, you may want to stop in Chicago before going on to Michigan.  8)

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Reply #17 on: October 10, 2021, 09:05:42 PM

Brain? It would be a cerebral exchange. She's a Professor of Clitology herself, and nobody knows the female body better than a woman, so I'm sure I could learn a thing or two during our talk  ;D


While I would be happy to have this conversation with you, in the end, you'll likely not learn much more than you already know.

MAJOR HIJACK!

Women do not know the female body better than men. Women know their own bodies better, and they might know a specific partner's body very well. But in general, a man can know his female partner's body as well as another woman.

Of course, I know what works for me, and what doesn't; I know what turns me on, and what doesn't; I know what I want her to do, and what I don't want her to do; and I know those special places on my body, other than the obvious places, where I like to be touched.

But, hypothetically, a man could learn/know all of that as much as another woman could/would.

I'm simply stating the obvious here, but pay attention to her responses, and both her physical and emotional responses. She will make clear what she wants and what she doesn't want. Be experimental, and if it works, keep going, but be ready for a negative response, and move on.

And to state the most obviously obvious point, communicate, either when your in a moment of intimacy, or at another point when you can have a comfortable conversation. Ask her what she wants, what works and what doesn't, what she'd like you to focus on, what she'd like to try,  etc.

And my #1 piece of advice: Don't focus solely on her clit. Yes, that's the promised land, and stimulating that jam-packed bundle of nerve endings it indescribably exciting. But most women want that to be part of a greater symphony, and for someone, exclusive and intense clitoral stimulation can prove painful or annoying. She has at least 37 other erogenous zones. Explore them!




Sincerest Apologies to both, CT and Miss Barbara, didn’t know that she was a fellow professor of your field too,
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Reply #18 on: October 11, 2021, 03:17:37 PM
staci.  I would head down Texas way and spend the day with her horseback riding and just hanging around her favorite four-legged animals.  8)

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Reply #19 on: October 11, 2021, 03:57:40 PM
staci.  I would head down Texas way and spend the day with her horseback riding and just hanging around her favorite four-legged animals.  8)

Oh my god yes, that would be so much fun.

Too many people with too many things to do.