What made you feel old?

[Pornhubby]

Isn't there a movie called Bad Grandpa?

We can make a sequel.
Kristensboard presents
Pervy Grandpa
starring Msslave 💋

Take your pick…

My favorite:



Also good.



Remember that era of Hollywood where they made every movie twice?

[Shiela_M]

whipper - snappers.

Not sure if that is a threat or a promise either way, you have my attention Love

[MintJulie]

None of you are old.  You're as old (or young) as you feel.   

I feel 25, so I am. 

[Pornhubby]

You’re only as old as you feel. Unfortunately some days I feel as old as dirt. Other days (like today) I feel like a horny young buck who just wants to fuck a willing victim 15 times in one night.

[Coach Eric]

I feel old as dirt today so I came home and started drinking. And haven’t stopped yet. Damn I can’t wait till summer when we can have bob-fires and stay out there till 4 in the morn

[MintJulie]

I feel old as dirt today so I came home and started drinking. And haven’t stopped yet. Damn I can’t wait till summer when we can have bob-fires and stay out there till 4 in the morn

That's one of our favorite things to do in the evening in Florida.  Camp fires at the campground .  We meet so many people.  We had one campground that told us we had to leave if we kept making noise after 10pm.   
All old people around us.  Damn retiree snow birds. 

[Coach Eric]

I feel old as dirt today so I came home and started drinking. And haven’t stopped yet. Damn I can’t wait till summer when we can have bob-fires and stay out there till 4 in the morn

That's one of our favorite things to do in the evening in Florida.  Camp fires at the campground .  We meet so many people.  We had one campground that told us we had to leave if we kept making noise after 10pm.   
All old people around us.  Damn retiree snow birds.

That’s why we put in the firepit in the backyard. Where it’s at we only have one person we could bother and she never has said a thing. Privacy fence, garage and a lot of yard on the other sides. We get it going around 8:30 and end around 3 or 4. Play pong, disk golf and just jam good country playlists

[MintJulie]

I used to play disc golf guite a bit.   Kevin and Karen used to go and I'd go with them.  His frisbees are still around here somewhere. 
A Great stoner sport. 
Do you have a chain bucket hole in your yard?

[Coach Eric]

I used to play disc golf guite a bit.   Kevin and Karen used to go and I'd go with them.  His frisbees are still around here somewhere. 
A Great stoner sport. 
Do you have a chain bucket hole in your yard?

We picked up one last summer. We have a pretty big yard on a lot and 1/2. So we practice long putt shots all the time.

[Clitical Thinking]

You're only old as dirt if you're dead and in the dirt 

[ObiDongKenobi]

I feel old as dirt today so I came home and started drinking. And haven’t stopped yet. Damn I can’t wait till summer when we can have bob-fires and stay out there till 4 in the morn

That's one of our favorite things to do in the evening in Florida.  Camp fires at the campground .  We meet so many people.  We had one campground that told us we had to leave if we kept making noise after 10pm.   
All old people around us.  Damn retiree snow birds.

This retiree wouldn’t be complaining about the sort of noises our Lady Sheriff might be making after 10pm 

[Oldsteel]

The first time anyone made me feel old I was probably still shy of 30.  I was in line for Grateful Dead tickets, which involved being on a list.  I mean shit, I actually helped start that list.  But somehow the ‘list’ ended up in the hands of this Asian hottie that looked about 19.  I went over to talk to her (cuz she was fucking hot), and she looked up at me and asked, “Excuse me sir, are you on the list?”

I stood there for a moment, and then placed both palms on my face and exclaimed with great woe, “I’m in line for Grateful Dead tickets, and a girl just called me sir!”

This exclamation on my part led both to laughter among all, and an apology from the Asian hottie.  It still made me feel old.

The calendar

[JBRG]

We were talking about being old and what made me feel old at that moment is the realization that my kids are 34 and 36.

And no, I'm not one of those folks had became a parent in my early 20's.

But we jumped back to reality and the only thing that truly makes me feel old is my joints when I wake up in the morning.

[Pornhubby]

What made me feel old this week was my young boss profoundly apologizing that my annual review was five months late. I looked at him and said, “One year is only 1.6% of my life. A year flies by for me, and then there will be another year that flies by after that one, I hope. Don’t worry about it. We’ve got this.”

[DAPthinker]

"what's a BBS?" asked a youngling at work in a meeting.

[Pornhubby]

"what's a BBS?" asked a youngling at work in a meeting.

[ShyBoy]

When the kids are here and the little ones call me great grandpa and I really am their great grandpa.

[LtBroccoli]

Aside from the nearly crippling arthritis, bad eyesight, and hairline that receded faster than the French in 1939, I'd say having the first sex talk with the oldest boy.  I made sure to not make it as awkward as mine was, but then again I didn't pass down specific tips for picking up and fucking a hooker bareback either.

He's within a few inches of me and hasn't hit his growth spurt yet.  I feel old some days.

[oldguymem]

I was visiting my sister in the town where I used to live and we were looking around in a "junk store". Sister picked up three different local book/magazines and found her name and photo. I found one with my name in it too.

[JBRG]

The thought, a few days ago, that I've been collecting a pension for 28 years already. It's my military pension which I've been collecting since '95 when I retired after 18 years of service.