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Reply #80 on: October 08, 2021, 07:21:39 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 08, 2021, 07:15:09 PM
I walked past four priests the other day. Not one of them winked at me. :facepalm:

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Reply #81 on: October 15, 2021, 07:20:28 PM
Waaaaaaay back when I was 20, an 18 year old lass told me I was over the hill :facepalm:


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Reply #82 on: October 17, 2021, 12:09:10 AM
My youngest son turned thirty.  Of course, everyone tells me I don't look old enough to have a son that old, that I barely look forty-something myself.

I wish I felt forty-something.  When I wake in the morning, I don't want to get out of bed.


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Reply #83 on: November 02, 2021, 07:31:39 PM
Quote from: Rainwater on October 17, 2021, 12:09:10 AM
My youngest son turned thirty.  Of course, everyone tells me I don't look old enough to have a son that old, that I barely look forty-something myself.

I wish I felt forty-something.  When I wake in the morning, I don't want to get out of bed.

You know you're old when the sounds you make getting out of a chair are the same ones you used to make during sex.  :o

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Reply #84 on: November 03, 2021, 01:26:14 PM
Quote from: JBRG on November 02, 2021, 07:31:39 PM
Quote from: Rainwater on October 17, 2021, 12:09:10 AM
My youngest son turned thirty.  Of course, everyone tells me I don't look old enough to have a son that old, that I barely look forty-something myself.

I wish I felt forty-something.  When I wake in the morning, I don't want to get out of bed.

You know you're old when the sounds you make getting out of a chair are the same ones you used to make during sex.  :o

Ain't that the truth  :sign_iagree:

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Reply #85 on: June 21, 2022, 01:44:57 AM
Well for one, my body tells me I'm old every so often. :emot_skull:

Also, with each passing generation, the older I feel. The gap between generations gets farther apart and I find it hard to understand or connect with younger generations. From the entertainment and music they like to the way they talk and express themselves. I often find myself face palming at the things they say or do. Just why on earth they do the things they do is beyond me. :facepalm:



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Reply #86 on: March 29, 2023, 04:50:24 PM
Was having a chat with some family friends at the store yesterday, and at point, I had made a comment about being an 80's baby. Right after that, the daughter who was in her late teens was surprised I was as old as I was, which was quite flattering. Yet her next comment was both very insulting, yet very true.

"Wow, I would have never guessed you were born in the late 1900s"

You little bitch!


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Reply #87 on: March 29, 2023, 05:06:56 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 29, 2023, 04:50:24 PM
Was having a chat with some family friends at the store yesterday, and at point, I had made a comment about being an 80's baby. Right after that, the daughter who was in her late teens was surprised I was as old as I was, which was quite flattering. Yet her next comment was both very insulting, yet very true.

"Wow, I would have never guessed you were born in the late 1900s"

You little bitch!

 :emot_laughing:  A WOO for that last comment. And I agree, she is!

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Reply #88 on: March 29, 2023, 06:09:52 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 29, 2023, 04:50:24 PM
Was having a chat with some family friends at the store yesterday, and at point, I had made a comment about being an 80's baby. Right after that, the daughter who was in her late teens was surprised I was as old as I was, which was quite flattering. Yet her next comment was both very insulting, yet very true.

"Wow, I would have never guessed you were born in the late 1900s"

You little bitch!

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We're all so last century  :facepalm:


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Reply #89 on: March 29, 2023, 06:30:44 PM
I can't evev come up with any comment about this. Lord only knows what that kid would say about me being born in 1945. :facepalm:

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Reply #90 on: March 29, 2023, 07:32:31 PM
I remind myself that my grandfather was born in 1904. By the year 1923, the ”Gay 90s“ of the late 1800s were viewed as archaic and not modern. The end of the Victorian era.

My son was born in 2002. I think the viewpoint today of the late 20th century is similar. I’ve lived long enough to see the world change dramatically. In ways that seemed unimaginable, only 30 years ago.

Bob, my parents were born in 1943.

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Reply #91 on: March 29, 2023, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 29, 2023, 07:32:31 PM


Bob, my parents were born in 1943.

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Reply #92 on: March 29, 2023, 08:28:25 PM
I don't think Bob wants us calling him Daddy, though 😂


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Reply #93 on: March 29, 2023, 08:41:56 PM
Daddy isn't bad. Gramps will bring consequences!!!  :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:

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Reply #94 on: March 29, 2023, 09:00:20 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 29, 2023, 08:41:56 PM
Daddy isn't bad. Gramps will bring consequences!!!  :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:

Ah, calm down grandpa. We’ll get off your lawn!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #95 on: March 29, 2023, 09:34:28 PM
Isn't there a movie called Bad Grandpa?

We can make a sequel.
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Reply #96 on: March 29, 2023, 09:35:58 PM
Younger lawyer got a document production in a Zip file.  He didn’t know what a Zip file is, and his Windows 11 machine doesn’t have a Zip utility.

I told him back in the late 20th Century, Zip compression was a preferred method of compressing files, and that I just happened to have a Zip utility on my ancient laptop.

“Wow things really used to be complicated.”

OMFG. They were so simple kid. You have no idea how simple they were.

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Reply #97 on: March 29, 2023, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 29, 2023, 08:41:56 PM
Daddy isn't bad. Gramps will bring consequences!!!  :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:

Oh, shit, Big Daddy Bob is gonna spank us  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #98 on: March 29, 2023, 10:06:51 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 29, 2023, 09:35:58 PM
Younger lawyer got a document production in a Zip file.  He didn’t know what a Zip file is, and his Windows 11 machine doesn’t have a Zip utility.

Interesting, I thought Windows comes with an option to open Zip files by default, but I still go out and download  a Zip utility. The current one is 7-Zip or something


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Reply #99 on: March 29, 2023, 10:47:53 PM
You young whipper - snappers. Shoulda know some of you couldn't resist. :emot_laughing:

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