I was at a bar with my buddy Ben. I spotted a couple of young ladies at a table behind.
I looked at him and nodded towards them. "What you think?"
Ben had a sly glance. "Mmm, very nice. What YOU think?"
"I'd say for a couple of dads we've still got it."
"Want to prove it?"
"Sure."
We strolled over. It was a bar area with those high tables, which kind of it makes it easier to stroll up, and stroll away casually if you get the death stare or pushoff.
"Hi, I'm Colin, this is Ben. Do you mind if we join you for a chat?"
They looked at each other. "Sure, why not."
(Yes!)
The pretty blonde put her hand on my upper arm. "Hey, nice shirt."
I smiled at her. "Thanks."
"Yeah, my dad's got one just like it..."