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Reply #20 on: March 06, 2015, 03:21:18 AM
Hmm. In my youth (19-20) I remember getting so plastered on ales and schnapps...then riding with a friend and rolling down the window yelling mostly unintelligible out trying to proposition ladies on the street as we drove by... Hah!  That was an extremely rare "plastered" moment.

Nowadays, I'm pretty mellow.. At clubs sometimes tit loosens me up (yeah even started dancing a bit) but other times I quiet down and get a bit moody. Drinking doesn't stop me from thinking and then it just boosts depressions at times.

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Reply #21 on: March 07, 2015, 08:13:09 AM
honestly I don't remember except when I wake up and there's someone whose name i don't know. Sometimes I remember the good parts !



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Reply #22 on: March 07, 2015, 10:44:35 AM
I cant believe I never answered this...

I get loud, a bit abrasive, and REEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLL slutty. I tend to hit on straight girls wayyyyyy too often.





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Reply #23 on: March 11, 2015, 05:26:13 AM
Gina Marie!

I would pay good money to watch that, maybe film it, just for the lolz!

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Reply #24 on: March 13, 2015, 07:34:31 AM
I'm goin with what Tera said EASY



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Reply #25 on: March 13, 2015, 06:18:51 PM
It's been so long since I've actually been drunk that I honestly don't remember what kind of drunk I am. My wife (number 2) of 18 years has never seen me drunk because I'm the one who does the driving (her choice). My first wife saw me drunk once in the 6 years we were together. There was no driving that evening. The next day, I was scarfing down a big breakfast of eggs, bacon, hash browns, pancakes, toast, orange juice and coffee at a Denny's while she sat two booths over so she wouldn't see what was being consumed.

I do recall a work mate of mine about 20 or so years ago wanting to see me drunk. After about 3 months, our shift ended up having an off midnight shift party that involved copious amounts of varieties of alcohol. He decided that I was a happy drunk.

I've never been accused of being an angry drunk. I'm either happy or quiet.

That is all.


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Reply #26 on: March 13, 2015, 10:35:37 PM
LOL....I don't know.....I don't drink..!!!
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Reply #27 on: March 09, 2016, 03:38:52 AM
Love the responses.  :emot_laughing:

Joe needs to give himself some credit.  He would be funny as all heck.   He had one of their friends pee her pants he had everyone laughing so hard.  But yes, he gets louder.

As for me, I''m the fun drinker.   Love to dance and burn some energy.   In conversation I'll agree with everything you have to say.   I'll think (and act like) something you just told me is the most amazing thing I've ever heard.


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Reply #28 on: March 09, 2016, 03:53:34 AM
I get quiet. Sometimes serious.

I get a Scottish brogue when I'm really drunk, it's easier to talk that way.

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Reply #29 on: March 09, 2016, 04:16:56 AM

Happy, then sleepy.  Occasionally I turn into dopey and humpy.

                       

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Reply #30 on: March 09, 2016, 04:27:45 AM

I get a Scottish brogue

Cute.   I'm a sucker for an accent. ;)


Happy, then sleepy.  Occasionally I turn into dopey and humpy.

Mr Rope.  Yes, I get sleepy too.
I always forget about the 8th dwarf - Humpy  :)

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Reply #31 on: March 09, 2016, 05:03:13 AM
You won't forget when he attaches himself to your leg.

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Reply #32 on: March 09, 2016, 08:44:01 AM
These days I just get mellow, and love to listen to people tell me stuff they would not reveal when sober.

In my college days, I would occasionally drop my guard, do things I wouldn't do sober. At one party (hosted by a chemistry grad student) we were all drinking screwdrivers mixed from a gallon of lab alcohol. Everyone imbibed, so I figured if they were all willing to go blind, I'd go with them. There was no flash in the throat as with whiskey. It went down sweet and easy, and gave a nice buzz.

Also around that time, I was the local brewmaster. My mother (blessed be her memory) gifted me on one of my trips home with a five-gallon crock and a recipe for homebrew. I gave it a shot, and found the recipe was way too sweet, also way too carbonated. We needed to blow off ninety percent of the foam by whipping it with an eggbeater. It was also very fruity. Every succeeding batch I cut the amount of sugar in half, and after maybe eight or ten batches I thought I was pretty close.

I also found that the longer the brew aged in the bottle, the better the flavor. Six months of aging improved the quality dramatically.

At our Wednesday Evening Gourmet Club every guest got a quart bottle. After the first glass, anything anyone said or did had us all laughing.

One unexpected side benefit of a steady diet of homebrew was that none of us came down with a cold the entire year. There is apparently an antibiotic that occurs naturally in homebrew. This was known in ancient Egypt, during the time the pyramids were built. They may not have had the concept of antibiotics, but they knew it protected against contagious disease.

I'd still be homebrewing if I had a good bottle washer. Washing the bottles was just too much drudgery to make it a lifelong habit. But after habituating one's throat to homebrew, commercial beer was a big letdown.
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Reply #33 on: March 09, 2016, 03:26:44 PM
I'd love to see the recipe!

When I'm drunk I get silly and giggly. Sometimes I just get sleepy.



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Reply #34 on: March 09, 2016, 06:47:35 PM
I don't drink ethanol, so I'm always my usual happy self.



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Reply #35 on: March 09, 2016, 07:22:16 PM
The ingredients were simple: warm water, a ridiculous amount of sugar (I think the recipe was a five-pound bag), one can of malt extract (Pabst was sold in local supermarket), one pkg brewer's yeast (also in supermarket). As I remember, the cost of the ingredients came out to like a nickel per quart.

Dissolve sugar in warm water, stir in malt extract (thick brown goo, thicker than molasses), add yeast. Cover and let it brew for a week at room temperature. There was a specification for hydrometer testing to determine optimum brew time, but I didn't have a hydrometer. Same kind of instrument that in those days was used for testing car battery acid.

What you got at the end of the week was five gallons of what looked like Ohio River water, cloudy yellow-brown with live yeast still in suspension, plus a thick sludge of dead yeast settled at the bottom.

Decant brew into quart bottles (I used surgical tubing for a siphon), add a bit of sugar to the bottle (less than a teaspoon) and cap it. I had a hand-cranked bottle capper that my grandmother used for wine from their Concord grape arbor.

The brew continues in the bottle. Yeast eats the sugar, gives off carbon dioxide and alcohol. Capped bottle forces the carbon dioxide into solution. You have to leave some space in the neck of the bottle to allow for CO2 to pressurize without breaking the bottle. Don't ask how I know that. Process goes on until all the yeast has died and settled to the bottom. If I were brewing today, I'd give it six months, but we drank it in those days after a week or two. Raw, but fizzy and definitely alcoholic. One or two glasses would get you stupid.

You'd have to pour the beer out of the bottle in one go, slowly and gently, to not stir up the dregs at the bottom. I think there is a clarifying agent that's used nowadays, or maybe something like a coffee filter. I didn't know about such things at the time.

The closest commercial product I ever found to what I made was El Presidente beer in Ciudad Trujillo, which was the state-owned brewery for the Dominican Republic. The bottle came with the authentic dregs at the bottom. Made me feel at home. Lots of pretty girls in Ciudad Trujillo. I miss them terribly. 'Restroom' was downstairs to the dark, dirt floor cellar, where you whizzed against the stone wall foundation. Unisex. Who needs civilization anyway!? The apocalypse will be fine. Fucking western civilization is a bunch of spoiled pansies.

If you google 'homebrewers association' they'll give you hundreds of much more complicated recipes.

Homebrew, far as I know, is legal as long as it's for family and guests in the home, not to be sold.



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Reply #36 on: March 09, 2016, 08:33:27 PM
I get quiet. Sometimes serious.

I get a Scottish brogue when I'm really drunk, it's easier to talk that way.

lol  As long as you don't begin tossing logs..... ;D

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Reply #37 on: March 10, 2016, 12:17:56 AM
I get quiet. Sometimes serious.

I get a Scottish brogue when I'm really drunk, it's easier to talk that way.

lol  As long as you don't begin tossing logs..... ;D

Tossing logs...? If that's your undercarriage then I reckon you're bragging dear Watcher...  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #38 on: March 10, 2016, 12:30:01 AM
Caber Toss (sp).
The idea is to pick up a (almost) telephone pole and toss it backwards over your shoulder.
The only thing I ever tried was log rolling.....I think I lasted almost 30 seconds.
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Reply #39 on: March 10, 2016, 01:09:38 AM
There was a log rolling attraction at our city festival many years ago.  Anybody could do it.  I challenged my friend.  I stepped on the log and fell in. Tried it again, same thing.  Didn't try again.  She won. 

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