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Offline Piper-Dreams

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Reply #60 on: July 19, 2016, 04:25:24 PM
I'm hilarious when I am drunk.


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Reply #61 on: July 20, 2016, 01:44:13 AM
Frisky


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Reply #62 on: July 20, 2016, 11:31:54 AM
I'm a "depends on what I'm drinking". Most alcohol gives me wicked heartburn. So I'm normally a beer or 3, 1 frilly drink, or my personal preference is cognac strait with 1 big ice chunk.
  :emot_beerchug: Beer- anymore then 3 and I feel wobbly but I'm told I don't actually have any stability issues.
 Frilly- is tricky, tequila makes me a whore. :sign_imbeggingyou: Rum gives me an accent. Whiskey makes me want to go outside no matter the weather. Gin makes me for lack of a better term ghetto.
Cognac- makes me want to smoke my pipe and swap out my normal flatcap for my bowler.
I'm not allowed long islands or Darth Vaders because after the first I try to order them 2 or 3 at a time and though I've drank moonshine, it's "dumb shit is a good idea" juice.
So yeah, it depends. ;D


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Reply #63 on: December 04, 2016, 09:27:24 PM
Horny  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #64 on: December 05, 2016, 06:12:11 AM
Hornier...!!! :roll:

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Reply #65 on: December 07, 2016, 01:53:06 PM
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Reply #66 on: December 10, 2016, 08:36:19 PM
It varies. I am a happy, friendly drunk, but sometimes turn introspective and philosophical if the situation and environment permit it.

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Reply #67 on: December 14, 2016, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: KitKat on December 04, 2016, 09:27:24 PM
Horny  :emot_laughing:

I can help with that  ;D ;D ;D

Of course, this presumes that I haven't been drinking a lot. The girlfriend of a buddy of mine asked me one night to make love to her. My buddy was drunk and being an asshole. She figured she would show him who was boss. Unfortunately, I was just as drunk as her boyfriend. I told her I couldn't for 2 reasons -- first she was my friend's girlfriend and second I was so drunk I couldn't get it up if I wanted to.

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Reply #68 on: December 14, 2016, 09:09:54 PM

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Reply #69 on: December 14, 2016, 09:13:55 PM
Quote from: JBRG on December 14, 2016, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: KitKat on December 04, 2016, 09:27:24 PM
Horny  :emot_laughing:

I can help with that  ;D ;D ;D

Of course, this presumes that I haven't been drinking a lot. The girlfriend of a buddy of mine asked me one night to make love to her. My buddy was drunk and being an asshole. She figured she would show him who was boss. Unfortunately, I was just as drunk as her boyfriend. I told her I couldn't for 2 reasons -- first she was my friend's girlfriend and second I was so drunk I couldn't get it up if I wanted to.

Are you flirting with me? Cause I like. ;)

Sex with a guy who is drunk is no fun. It's better if he has just had a drink it two. That way the girl can relax and get pounded.


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Reply #70 on: December 18, 2016, 09:28:52 PM
Same way I am sober because I do not allow myself to get sloppy drunk. I usually will only drink 3 beers or mixed drinks when outside of my house, due to having to be able to report to work at any time.

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Reply #71 on: December 25, 2016, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: =^..^= KitKat on December 14, 2016, 09:13:55 PM
Quote from: JBRG on December 14, 2016, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: KitKat on December 04, 2016, 09:27:24 PM
Horny  :emot_laughing:

I can help with that  ;D ;D ;D

Of course, this presumes that I haven't been drinking a lot. The girlfriend of a buddy of mine asked me one night to make love to her. My buddy was drunk and being an asshole. She figured she would show him who was boss. Unfortunately, I was just as drunk as her boyfriend. I told her I couldn't for 2 reasons -- first she was my friend's girlfriend and second I was so drunk I couldn't get it up if I wanted to.

Are you flirting with me? Cause I like. ;)

Sex with a guy who is drunk is no fun. It's better if he has just had a drink it two. That way the girl can relax and get pounded.

Am I flirting with you?? Maybe  ;D

That is all.

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