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on: July 18, 2010, 02:54:56 PM

A barn in Hood County, Texas, has become ground zero in the hunt for the chupacabra.

Earlier this week, animal control officer Frank Hackett shot and killed what was unquestionably one of the ugliest creatures to ever walk the planet. That much we know. What's less clear is whether or not the departed creature was the elusive goat-sucking beast.

Interestingly, that wasn't the only chupacabra sighting around Hood County. A second creature was spotted and killed several miles away. Both appear to be either hairless coyotes, extremely ugly dogs, or, who knows? Maybe the thing they call el chupacabra.

In the wake of the discovery, Web searches on "chupacabra sightings" and "chupacabra texas" both roared to life, as did Web lookups for "chupacabra translation" and "chupacabra definition." According to Virtue Science, the name literally translates to "goat sucker." Legend states that the beast would attack goats and suck their blood. Think of them as a less sexy version of "Twilight"'s infamous vampire Edward Cullen.

Officer Hackett was careful not to say whether or not this is really the mysterious beast. He's going to wait for the DNA tests before he makes up his mind. There is one thing he does know: "It wasn't normal." And another officer on the scene commented that she'd "never seen anything like it."


 



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Reply #1 on: July 18, 2010, 03:31:24 PM

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Reply #2 on: July 18, 2010, 06:32:38 PM
Looks like a coyote with mange

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Reply #3 on: July 18, 2010, 08:30:13 PM
They dissected one of the two 'goat suckers' at Texas A&M and found it to be a coyote / canine hybrid with mange and LOTS of internal parasites.  Ewwww.  Oh, and it had some sort of immunosuppressant disease as well.  The deputy probably did it a kindness by shooting it.

http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/07/13/2333540/el-chupacabras-cant-be-found-in.html

Huh.  I didn't know that coyotes and dogs were close enough to be able to breed successfully.  I wonder if the offspring are sterile?


edit: here's the photo from the story above of the second one (the one shot near Acton)

« Last Edit: July 18, 2010, 08:36:43 PM by RopeFiend »

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Reply #4 on: July 18, 2010, 09:00:37 PM
poor thing.  :(  But if alive...could possibly win the ugliest dog contest. lol. 

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Reply #5 on: July 18, 2010, 11:08:55 PM


Celtic kitten - and this creature can win the ugliest cat contest: ;D 



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Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 10:58:53 PM
I've read on another site about goat suckers, but that's a different story  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 05:55:54 PM
Darn. I guess Mulder and Scully won't be talking a trip to Texas... lol The truth is out there...

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