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Reply #840 on: April 22, 2020, 05:27:40 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #841 on: April 22, 2020, 06:53:22 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #842 on: April 22, 2020, 10:38:22 PM

Down goes Running With The Bulls.

I should have posted this in Made My Day.

You'll have to watch past years on video for this animal cruelty event.


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Reply #843 on: April 22, 2020, 11:43:02 PM
If you're a Scrabble fan like me, you'll want to read this.   Can't use all of them, but there are a few one word entries.    There's more in the story here (link).


Dictionary.com Adds Coronavirus Words To The Dictionary


The following are brand-new entries to our core dictionary. We’ve highlighted a few definitions of particular interest.

COVID-19: coronavirus disease 2019: a potentially severe respiratory illness caused by a coronavirus and characterized by fever, coughing, and shortness of breath.

fomites

hunker down

germaphobe

novel coronavirus: a coronavirus that has not previously been detected or reported.

price gouging

profiteering

rona: Slang. COVID-19.

shelter in place:

noun. an official order, issued during an emergency, that directs people to stay in the indoor place or building that they already occupy and not to leave unless absolutely necessary.

verb. to stay in a safe indoor place or building during an emergency.

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Reply #844 on: April 23, 2020, 01:38:55 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 22, 2020, 10:38:22 PM

Down goes Running With The Bulls.

I should have posted this in Made My Day.

You'll have to watch past years on video for this animal cruelty event.


I have been to many bullfights, and to Pamplona for the festival.  Hemingway is a favorite of mine also.  Death in the Afternoon.  The Sun Also Rises.  Sorry, you’ll get no support from me on this one.


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Reply #845 on: April 23, 2020, 02:16:02 AM
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Disney is losing at least $30 million a day.

Translation: Pump out more shitty star wars no one will buy.  :emot_laughing:

COVID-19 Has Left Disney Extremely Vulnerable.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/covid-19-left-disney-extremely-182857010.html


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Reply #846 on: April 23, 2020, 02:30:09 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 23, 2020, 01:38:55 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 22, 2020, 10:38:22 PM

Down goes Running With The Bulls.

I should have posted this in Made My Day.

You'll have to watch past years on video for this animal cruelty event.


I have been to many bullfights, and to Pamplona for the festival.  Hemingway is a favorite of mine also.  Death in the Afternoon.  The Sun Also Rises.  Sorry, you’ll get no support from me on this one.

I'll be in the bomb shelter by myself tonight.  You better find somewhere else to sleep.

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Reply #847 on: April 23, 2020, 02:40:11 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 23, 2020, 02:30:09 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 23, 2020, 01:38:55 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 22, 2020, 10:38:22 PM

Down goes Running With The Bulls.

I should have posted this in Made My Day.

You'll have to watch past years on video for this animal cruelty event.


I have been to many bullfights, and to Pamplona for the festival.  Hemingway is a favorite of mine also.  Death in the Afternoon.  The Sun Also Rises.  Sorry, you’ll get no support from me on this one.

I'll be in the bomb shelter by myself tonight.  You better find somewhere else to sleep.

Oh wow, little clashing within the power couple.  I may need some popcorn for this show.



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Reply #848 on: April 23, 2020, 02:46:25 AM
I'm with Jules on anti-bullfighting.  The bull is half dead before the Matador even enters the ring. Men on horseback make a pincushion out of the bull with Spears.

As for running with the bulls, more stupid humans are hurt than bulls.

Since there's space, can I stay in the bomb shelter tonight?

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Reply #849 on: April 23, 2020, 04:02:58 AM
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I do love Italian women.  8)

First two wives were Italian. I learned my lesson...finally. :facepalm:

They say the third time is the charm... ;D ;D
Nope...Nope...Nope.  Third one failure too.  Now the fourth...not sure if it's a success after nearly 30 years, or if I'm just too old and tired to care. :D

I told my wife, “I will never leave you.  Not so much because of how much I love you, and I do, but because I’m just too old and lazy to go through this again with anyone else.”

I’m done at 2.  I just don’t have the stamina of you two.


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Reply #850 on: April 23, 2020, 07:06:10 PM
It's nearly official.  Our Minnesota Governor is expected to announce this afternoon that schools will stay closed for the rest of this school year.

The original order was to expire May 4th.  Learning on line will continue for the students that have that available to them.

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Reply #851 on: April 23, 2020, 08:24:38 PM
US weekly jobless claims hit 4.4 million, bringing 5-week total to more than 26 million.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/23/weekly-jobless-claims.html


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Reply #852 on: April 23, 2020, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: msslave on April 23, 2020, 07:06:10 PM
It's nearly official.  Our Minnesota Governor is expected to announce this afternoon that schools will stay closed for the rest of this school year.

The original order was to expire May 4th.  Learning on line will continue for the students that have that available to them.

Texas schools are closed for the duration.  We are going by the “do not get out of your car” high school today to pick up our non-existent graduation announcements (to be determined at a later date).

For no particular reason:

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Reply #853 on: April 24, 2020, 12:15:41 AM
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“I know how badly we all want our normal lives back. But this is the part where we have to dig in and understand that the sacrifices we’ve made as a state to avoid a worst-case scenario are working — and we need to keep going a little while longer to finish the job," Pritzker said.

I'm not voting for him again. Safe to say.


Illinois’ Stay-at-Home Order Modified, Extended Through May, Pritzker Announces.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronavirus/pritzker-expected-to-extend-illinois-stay-at-home-order-thursday-sources/2260588/


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Reply #854 on: April 24, 2020, 12:32:38 AM
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“I know how badly we all want our normal lives back. But this is the part where we have to dig in and understand that the sacrifices we’ve made as a state to avoid a worst-case scenario are working — and we need to keep going a little while longer to finish the job," Pritzker said.

I'm not voting for him again. Safe to say.


Illinois’ Stay-at-Home Order Modified, Extended Through May, Pritzker Announces.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronavirus/pritzker-expected-to-extend-illinois-stay-at-home-order-thursday-sources/2260588/



What could possibly go wrong?



Total US Combat Deaths in Vietnam:  47,424 (1955-1975)
Total US Deaths from COVID-19:   49,737 (90 days in 2020)


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Reply #855 on: April 24, 2020, 12:45:31 AM
26 million people are unemployed and you think anyone really gives a fuck about haircuts and massages? The people who do are the people who don't have to do those jobs.


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Reply #856 on: April 24, 2020, 12:47:09 AM
I like the Let My People Go-lf poster. It seems now I will have to wait until June before golfing, if then.

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Reply #857 on: April 24, 2020, 12:50:40 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 24, 2020, 12:47:09 AM
I like the Let My People Go-lf poster. It seems now I will have to wait until June before golfing, if then.

Golf. Sounds like you got something stuck in your throat.


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Reply #858 on: April 24, 2020, 03:46:43 PM
Good news is our governor will allow golf courses to open May 1st but with restrictions. Maybe by then the weather will be nice.  8)

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Reply #859 on: April 24, 2020, 03:48:11 PM




I don’t golf, and being mostly bald I take a trimmer to my own head about every 2-3 weeks.  I got my teeth cleaned last month, and I see no danger to my liberty.

That said, she can massage me any time.

Now excuse me, I have to go inject myself with Lysol.
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