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Reply #560 on: April 03, 2020, 12:59:59 AM
Let's say this publicly so people who are already irrational become even more irrational.  :roll:

DoD working to get 100,000 body bags in anticipation of increasing coronavirus deaths.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/02/politics/defense-department-body-bags-coronavirus-deaths/index.html

That does cause concern. Because anytime the Department of Defense thinks they need 100,000 body bags, I doubt coronavirus is the explanation.



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Reply #561 on: April 03, 2020, 01:46:16 AM
Let's say this publicly so people who are already irrational become even more irrational.  :roll:

DoD working to get 100,000 body bags in anticipation of increasing coronavirus deaths.


Probably for all those who are rushing out to buy guns or are still going on cruises... ;D ;D

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Reply #562 on: April 03, 2020, 01:51:54 AM


Navy relieves captain who raised alarm about coronavirus outbreak on aircraft carrier.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/navy-expected-relieve-captain-who-raised-alarm-about-covid-19-n1175351



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Reply #563 on: April 03, 2020, 02:02:20 AM


Navy relieves captain who raised alarm about coronavirus outbreak on aircraft carrier.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/navy-expected-relieve-captain-who-raised-alarm-about-covid-19-n1175351

Because he had the balls to write a letter stating that his carrier was not at war, that some of his men were deathly ill, and they deserved prompt medical attention. So you display a conscience, and the goddamn United States Navy will relieve him of his command. What the fuck?



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Reply #564 on: April 03, 2020, 05:11:25 AM
In the meantime, 20 million people might be unemployed soon.  :roll:

University of Pittsburgh scientists believe they found potential coronavirus vaccine.

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The study’s authors are now applying for an investigational new drug approval from the US Food and Drug Administration. They hope to start human clinical trials within the next few months.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/02/scientists-believe-they-found-potential-coronavirus-vaccine/



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Reply #565 on: April 03, 2020, 01:42:14 PM
Dear coronavirus:

Just so you know, when this is over, you will be getting a scathing negative review on Yelp!   :emot_angry:



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Reply #566 on: April 03, 2020, 02:47:50 PM

Because he had the balls to write a letter stating that his carrier was not at war, that some of his men were deathly ill, and they deserved prompt medical attention. So you display a conscience, and the goddamn United States Navy will relieve him of his command. What the fuck?

It wasn't that he wrote the letter, it's that he let it go public.  They said it jeopardizes the readiness of our navy.  Its telling our enemies that we are weakened and sick.  One aircraft carrier does not weaken our entire fleet.



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Reply #567 on: April 03, 2020, 03:31:36 PM

It wasn't that he wrote the letter, it's that he let it go public.  They said it jeopardizes the readiness of our navy.  Its telling our enemies that we are weakened and sick.  One aircraft carrier does not weaken our entire fleet.

Over 5,000 sailors crowded together on an aircraft carrier, someone should have realized what could happen if a sailor or two came down with the virus.

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Reply #568 on: April 03, 2020, 04:48:20 PM
In the meantime, 20 million people might be unemployed soon.  :roll:

University of Pittsburgh scientists believe they found potential coronavirus vaccine.

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The study’s authors are now applying for an investigational new drug approval from the US Food and Drug Administration. They hope to start human clinical trials within the next few months.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/02/scientists-believe-they-found-potential-coronavirus-vaccine/

Reality check: it typically takes 12-18 months for a vaccine to be certified for general human use, even after it reaches human trial stage.

Even when they suspended all the rules for the ebola vaccine, it still took six months.



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Reply #569 on: April 03, 2020, 04:56:53 PM
In other news, though, our house seems to be the only one with nobody developing cabin fever or having melt-downs.

Our joibed-on neighbour has a 9 year old girl and a 14 year old son with autism, dyslexia and dyspraxia - some of the noises coming through the wall gave been blood-curdling!

Everybody else I talk to online is at least suffering boredom, others are climbing the walls. My line-manager's wife gave birth on Wednesday, but their son had a cough, so she's a "contaminated patient". He might get to meet his son today. In the mean time, he's home alone with a seven year old and one in nappies...




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Reply #570 on: April 03, 2020, 06:17:49 PM
I sort of made a point these last two days of cutting what little hair I have, even trimming nose and ear hair best I could.  And I bathed and shaved, even brushed my teeth.

Let’s just say personal hygiene got a little too optional in quarantine.



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Reply #571 on: April 03, 2020, 06:40:08 PM
I sort of made a point these last two days of cutting what little hair I have, even trimming nose and ear hair best I could.  And I bathed and shaved, even brushed my teeth.

Let’s just say personal hygiene got a little too optional in quarantine.




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Reply #572 on: April 03, 2020, 06:59:15 PM
In the meantime, 20 million people might be unemployed soon.  :roll:

University of Pittsburgh scientists believe they found potential coronavirus vaccine.

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The study’s authors are now applying for an investigational new drug approval from the US Food and Drug Administration. They hope to start human clinical trials within the next few months.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/02/scientists-believe-they-found-potential-coronavirus-vaccine/

Reality check: it typically takes 12-18 months for a vaccine to be certified for general human use, even after it reaches human trial stage.

Even when they suspended all the rules for the ebola vaccine, it still took six months.


No shit. The economy might not have "months".  :roll:



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Reply #573 on: April 03, 2020, 09:14:35 PM
Dow 15,000 very likely as coronavirus pandemic hits U.S. economy

By : Brian Sozzi
Yahoo Finance
April 3, 2020, 1:18 pm

Veteran markets strategist James McDonald, CEO of Hercules Investments, is staying with a call that he has had throughout the coronavirus pandemic fueled bear market, now going on two months.

That is, at least one more major course correction is ahead for equities as investors realize — once and for all — the U.S. economy is in a severe recession that won’t end anytime soon. It’s a call he has reiterated several times as a guest on Yahoo Finance’s The First Trade.

By McDonald’s math, he continues to see downside risk to the Dow Jones Industrial Average to 15,000 from its current perch just above 21,000. He thinks the economy could begin to show signs of life in the fourth quarter of this year — but until that starts to show up somewhere in the markets or economic data, he prefers putting on trades that profit from extreme volatility and downside.

Yahoo Finance highlights a call such as this because, well, McDonald has been dead right so far. Moreover, April has lived up to its billing in the early going as potentially lethal to stocks because of dreadful economic data nobody on Wall Street has ever seen before.

March non-farm payrolls plunged 701,000. The U.S. unemployment rate rose to 4.4%. The leisure and hospitality sector shed 459,000 jobs. Keep in mind this jobs data only reflects survey data up to March 12. The April employment report is widely expected to show a massive spike in job losses that reflects the 10 million people that have filed for unemployment benefits in the past two weeks.

After flirting between gains and losses in the morning, the Dow fell nearly 500 points by afternoon trading. The action in the markets today indicates investors haven’t fully grasped how much the coronavirus is derailing the U.S. economy.

Long-time economic forecaster Bethan Ann Bovino, chief U.S. economist at S&P, thinks the April employment report could show 8 million in headline job losses.

“We’re looking at close to 17 million jobs lost. So I don’t think it’s going to end in April,” Bovin said on The First Trade. Bovin adds she wouldn’t be surprised if there are 15 million jobs lost in April.

McDonald isn’t out on an island with his concerns on the market. Many strategists Yahoo Finance has talked with this week suggest the two-week long rally in stocks from the late March lows looks overdone. The pros point to not only souring economic data globally, but also the approaching earnings season as a source of downside risk.

“The market theoretically should be down even more when you lose over 700,000 jobs in one month with the worst yet to come. I think the market is braced for a lot of bad news. I don’t think the market is more or less pricing in a two-month shutdown,” BNY Mellon chief strategist Alicia Levine says.

Brian Sozzi is an editor-at-large and co-anchor of The First Trade at Yahoo Finance. Follow Sozzi on Twitter @BrianSozzi and on LinkedIn.



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Reply #574 on: April 03, 2020, 10:00:05 PM
I don't plan on seeing any uptick in the market until late 3rd Qtr. I just hope all those millions of unfortunate people laid off because of this pandemic get rehired as soon as the federal, state and local governments lift the restrictions.

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Reply #575 on: April 03, 2020, 10:14:53 PM
I just hope all those millions of unfortunate people laid off because of this pandemic get rehired as soon as the federal, state and local governments lift the restrictions.

The way things are going, those who survive and don't get rehired might have a lot of different job opportunities vacated by the victims of the virus.



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Reply #576 on: April 04, 2020, 12:04:06 AM
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Reply #577 on: April 04, 2020, 12:23:20 AM
I have seen heaven and it's beautiful.




SHIT PAPER!




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Reply #578 on: April 04, 2020, 12:42:19 AM
H-E-B had shit paper and paper towels today!  Limit two per customer.  I bought a six pack of paper towels.

What I really enjoyed was a sign that said “Dear customers, due to panic buying during the pandemic, we will be unable to provide refunds for paper towels, wipes, bleach, and sanitizers, purchased by you.“ Yeah so some jack ass has 180 rolls of toilet paper he’s going to be using for the next decade.



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Reply #579 on: April 04, 2020, 02:01:50 AM
Two people almost murdered each other at my temp job. The manager was about to call 911.

"It's the fuckin' end of the world, motherfucker, don't fuckin' try my ass!"

"Fuck you, bitch! What you gonna do?"

Then the guy proceeded to boast of being armed, but didn't do anything. Thankfully.

CJ isn't getting killed from crossfire over paper towels and shit paper. People are losing what little sanity they had over this.  :facepalm:

"No, honey, you don't need a concealed carry permit. You don't even need a gun for anything."

Thanks for the advice, mom.  :roll: