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Reply #460 on: March 26, 2020, 01:53:14 AM
Native Americans would gorge themselves in time of plenty as preparation for times when food was hard to find.  I tell myself that’s what’s going on with me to justify why it’s OK I’m getting so fat.

Not positive, but pretty sure Native Americans didn't have six packs of beer or fried food when they gorged themselves. Not saying that is what you are gorging on.  ;D ;D  They did eat till their stomachs were full when the food was there.

BTW - how is your ankle/leg doing?

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Reply #461 on: March 26, 2020, 02:50:21 AM
All my friends are begging for school to start back up.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #462 on: March 26, 2020, 03:30:49 AM
Welp, Michigan is about right.    

What about you New Hampshirians?



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Reply #463 on: March 26, 2020, 03:35:31 AM
Sleeping. Sounds about right.  :roll:



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Reply #464 on: March 26, 2020, 03:55:57 AM
Drinking.  Sounds right, but the masturbating comes after.
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Reply #465 on: March 26, 2020, 04:27:19 AM
Vermont...




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Reply #466 on: March 26, 2020, 04:57:54 AM
does everybody have a quarantine friend??
I do



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Reply #467 on: March 26, 2020, 05:27:57 AM
But that $1,200 one time payment would save everyone for the duration of this.  :facepalm:


Unemployment claims are skyrocketing across the U.S.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/coronavirus-weekly-initial-unemployment-claims-march-21-153036254.html

yep, a one time payment of $1,200 will only work if the pandemic lasts just last one month.  I hope the increased unemployment payments make up for it.

UI payments in Arizona are limited to just $240 a week.  That's under $1000 a month to pay rent and bills for those laid off because of this plague, and I suspect people won't be traveling, staying in hotels or eating out in restaurants for some time no matter what Trump says.



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Reply #468 on: March 26, 2020, 05:49:14 AM
But that $1,200 one time payment would save everyone for the duration of this.  :facepalm:


Unemployment claims are skyrocketing across the U.S.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/coronavirus-weekly-initial-unemployment-claims-march-21-153036254.html

yep, a one time payment of $1,200 will only work if the pandemic lasts just last one month.  I hope the increased unemployment payments make up for it.

UI payments in Arizona are limited to just $240 a week.  That's under $1000 a month to pay rent and bills for those laid off because of this plague, and I suspect people won't be traveling, staying in hotels or eating out in restaurants for some time no matter what Trump says.

Unemployment claims are paid by the state, not the federal government. And that is the ridiculous aspect of this proposal.  The states are already complaining that their unemployment reserves are insufficient to meet the increased demand. So it’s sort of an unfunded mandate from the Federal government. I know there is some money set aside for the states, but I don’t know how it was earmarked, and I suspect it will not be enough.



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Reply #469 on: March 26, 2020, 11:54:15 AM
My wife sews doll clothes for neighbor kids. One neighbor works at a birthing center and they need masks.

So wife has switched gears and is now in full face mask production mode. She'll be finishing over 20 today.

Meanwhile, another neighbor came by last night with her son. His boss wanted employees to check on where masks can be found.  He's to get back to us with a number today. I expect the sewing machine to keep humming away.

Like she says, "It keeps me off the streets."  Hard to keep those 81 years old gals down. :D

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Reply #470 on: March 26, 2020, 02:22:59 PM
Native Americans would gorge themselves in time of plenty as preparation for times when food was hard to find.  I tell myself that’s what’s going on with me to justify why it’s OK I’m getting so fat.

Not positive, but pretty sure Native Americans didn't have six packs of beer or fried food when they gorged themselves. Not saying that is what you are gorging on.  ;D ;D  They did eat till their stomachs were full when the food was there.

BTW - how is your ankle/leg doing?

Pre-dinner, those 6 beers.  Dinner:  Lamb chops, leftover fried chicken, baked potato with sour cream and chives, chickpea flour battered onion rings broccoli and cauliflower, Caesar salad with lettuce and kale all washed down with a Côtes du Rhône red.  Dessert:  large slice of banana bread slathered with peanut butter and a large glass of bourbon.

Yes, I’m getting fat in quarantine.

I saw the doc on Tuesday about my ankle.  We’re waiting for some RA tests to come back, but we all don’t think RA is the problem.  Elective surgery can’t happen anytime soon for obvious reasons, so I suggested June, and he seemed to think that was reasonable.  I want to be hiking this fall.



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Reply #471 on: March 26, 2020, 02:54:17 PM
do you have an essential job??


bet your ass they do



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Reply #472 on: March 26, 2020, 03:48:29 PM
Welp, Michigan is about right.    

What about you New Hampshirians?




I'm in the wrong state. No sleeping here. Can't believe Chirp can sleep.   ;D

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Reply #473 on: March 26, 2020, 06:00:39 PM
Welp, Michigan is about right.    

What about you New Hampshirians?




I'm in the wrong state. No sleeping here. Can't believe Chirp can sleep.   ;D

CJ doesn't sleep. CJ passes out when CJ can.

Sleep hasn't really been my thing for over 10 years now.  :facepalm:



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Reply #474 on: March 26, 2020, 06:51:24 PM


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Reply #475 on: March 26, 2020, 07:09:42 PM



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Reply #476 on: March 26, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
Also sounds like the symptoms of old age. 



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Reply #477 on: March 26, 2020, 10:55:30 PM
Also sounds like the symptoms of old age.

My 24 hour stomach flu 2 weeks ago checks 6 of these boxes.
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Reply #478 on: March 26, 2020, 11:40:33 PM
We're #1! USA! USA! USA!

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Can't we go back to being #1 at exploring space or some shit? No more #1 at fucking people over for a goddamn percentage?  :facepalm:



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Reply #479 on: March 27, 2020, 12:28:54 AM
We're #1! USA! USA! USA!

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Can't we go back to being #1 at exploring space or some shit? No more #1 at fucking people over for a goddamn percentage?  :facepalm:

We're number one in military power.

We're not great at science
Cant do math for shit
Ain't not no good at speaching

But we can blow you the f@#$ up