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Reply #180 on: March 13, 2020, 09:55:53 PM
Even the world's tallest peak was no match for the spread of the new coronavirus as Nepal’s government announced Friday it was suspending climbing permits for Mount Everest.

With China already halting its permit program earlier this week, the more than 29,000-foot mountain that sits between Nepal and Tibet is effectively shuttered for the popular spring climbing season.

Surendra Thapa, an official with Nepal’s Department of Tourism, said the decision to shut down the climbing season was a precautionary measure as countries around the world combat the spread of the new virus that causes COVID-19.
"While canceling a climb is never an outcome we want, this time, it's the responsible thing to do. A COVID-19 outbreak at base camp would be dangerous and potentially devastating," Adrian Ballinger, CEO of Alpenglow Expeditions, which leads Everest climbing trips, said in a statement.

Should we start a new thread for the craziest places closed because of the virus?

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Reply #181 on: March 13, 2020, 10:29:39 PM
Here's a small glimmer of hope for those of us who can't keep our hands off our "privates". The chemicals released by masturbation helps prevent infection by the Corona Virus. Good article and based on my past history, I'm going to live forever. :emot_laughing:
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/09/masturbation-can-help-people-fight-the-coronavirus/

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Reply #182 on: March 13, 2020, 10:39:15 PM
Here's a small glimmer of hope for those of us who can't keep our hands off our "privates". The chemicals released by masturbation helps prevent infection by the Corona Virus. Good article and based on my past history, I'm going to live forever. :emot_laughing:
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/09/masturbation-can-help-people-fight-the-coronavirus/

There's also bacteria in your butt crack...  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #183 on: March 14, 2020, 12:25:59 AM
Here's a small glimmer of hope for those of us who can't keep our hands off our "privates". The chemicals released by masturbation helps prevent infection by the Corona Virus. Good article and based on my past history, I'm going to live forever. :emot_laughing:
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/09/masturbation-can-help-people-fight-the-coronavirus/

There's also bacteria in your butt crack...  :emot_laughing:

Wash that more than my hands in think... plus a monthly bleaching



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Reply #184 on: March 14, 2020, 12:48:55 AM
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Governor cancels Illinois schools statewide until March 30 to slow the spread of coronavirus

https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-coronavirus-chicago-illinois-school-closings-20200313-day6c3ez3vb7thpqhptuayuwh4-story.html



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Reply #185 on: March 14, 2020, 12:58:28 AM
I was talking about this yesterday, and I've come up with a theory. They named it.  All this could have been avoided if they said a strain of pneumonia was going around and be careful, but since they gave it a name people are freaking out and pooping a more than normal.  Like a hurricane they had to give it a name an too much screen time and now the masses went and got dumb.  :facepalm:

FYI I have not bought any TP, hand sanitizer, or masks.  I have however bought two cans of lysol and sprayed down my entire appartment... maybe that'll be my new greeting.  As soon as you approach me I'll give you a "healthy" dosing of lysol spray...



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Reply #186 on: March 14, 2020, 01:10:03 AM
Italy's Covid-19 started with just a few at first. Epidemiologists have noted that we are two weeks behind Italy in terms of the advance of the virus.


Exactly, it's doubling every 5-6 days.  And we'd have much more reported if there was more testing.


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Reply #187 on: March 14, 2020, 01:16:38 AM
7 confirmed cases in Wisconsin with one cured half in Dane county.   When it gets double digits in my county I'll take a week out work and stay home.  Until then life goes on  ;D



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Reply #188 on: March 14, 2020, 02:55:21 AM
Asshat of the day goes to....

JetBlue Banned a Guy Who Flew With the Coronavirus for Life

In a breathtaking act of selfishness, a guy who was concerned enough that might have the coronavirus to go through the hoops of getting a test boarded a JetBlue flight departing from JFK International Airport in New York on Wednesday. He only notified the crew that he had tested positive when the plane landed in West Palm Beach, Florida.



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Reply #189 on: March 14, 2020, 12:31:17 PM
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Will coronavirus kill the New World Order?
Pat Buchanan observes, 'nations seem to be looking out for their own peoples first'
By Patrick J. Buchanan
Published March 12, 2020 at 7:07pm

Dr. Brian Monahan, attending physician of Congress, told a closed meeting of Senate staffers this week that 70 million to 150 million Americans – a third of the nation – could contract the coronavirus. Dr. Anthony Fauci testified that the mortality rate for COVID-19 will likely run near 1%.

Translation: Between 750,000 and 1.1 million Americans may die of this disease before it runs its course. The latter figure is equal to all the U.S. dead in World War II and on both sides in the Civil War.

Chancellor Angela Merkel warns that 70% of Germany's population – 58 million people – could contract the coronavirus. If she is right, and Fauci's mortality rate holds for her country, that could mean more than half a million dead Germans.

Czech Prime Minister Andrej Babis called Merkel's remark "unhelpful" and said it could cause panic. But Harvard epidemiologist Marc Lipsitch seemed to support Merkel, saying between 40% and 70% of the world's population could become infected.

Again, if Fauci's 1% mortality rate and Lipsitch's estimate prove on target, between 3 billion and 5 billion people on earth will be infected, and 30 million to 50 million will die, a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu of 1918.

There is, however, some contradictory news.

China, with 81,000 cases, has noted a deceleration in new cases, and South Korea appears to be gradually containing the spread of the virus.

Yet, Italy, with its large elderly population, may be a harbinger of what is to come in the West.

As of Thursday, Italy had reported 12,000 cases and 827 deaths, a mortality rate of nearly 7%. This suggests that the unreported and undetected infections in shutdown Italy are far more numerous.

In the U.S., the death toll at this writing is 39, a tiny fraction of the annual toll of tens of thousands who die of the flu.

But the problem is this: COVID-19 has not nearly run its course in the USA, while the reaction in society and the economy approaches what we might expect from a boiling national disaster.

The stock market has plunged further and faster than it did in the Great Crash of 1929. Trillions of dollars in wealth have vanished. If Sen. Bernie Sanders does not like "millionaires and billionaires," he should be pleased. There are far fewer of them today than there were when he won the New Hampshire primary.

What does the future hold?

It may one day be said that the coronavirus delivered the deathblow to the New World Order, to a half-century of globalization and to the era of interdependence of the world's great nations.

Tourism, air travel, vacation cruises, international gatherings and festivals are already shutting down. Travel bans between countries and continents are being imposed. Conventions, concerts and sporting events are being canceled. Will the Tokyo Olympics go forward? If they do, will all the anticipated visitors from abroad come to Japan to enjoy the games?

Trump has issued a one-month travel ban on Europe.

As for the "open borders" crowd, do Democrats still believe that breaking into our country should no longer be a crime, and immigrants arriving illegally should be given free health care, a proposition to which all the Democratic debaters raised their hands?

The ideological roots of our free trade era can be traced to the mid-19th century when its great evangelist, Richard Cobden, rose at Free Trade Hall in Manchester on Jan. 15, 1846, and rhapsodized:

"I see in the Free Trade principle that which shall act on the moral world as the principle of gravitation in the universe – drawing men together, thrusting aside the antagonism of race, and creed, and language, and uniting us in the bonds of eternal peace."

In the pre-Trump era, Republicans held hands with liberal Democrats in embracing NAFTA, GATT, the WTO and most-favored-nation trade privileges for China.

In retrospect, was it wise to have relied on China to produce essential parts for the supply chains of goods vital to our national security? Does it appear wise to have moved the production of pharmaceuticals and lifesaving drugs for heart disease, strokes and diabetes to China? Does it appear wise to have allowed China to develop a virtual monopoly on rare earth minerals crucial to the development of weapons for our defense?

In this coronavirus pandemic, people now seem to be looking for authoritative leaders, and nations seem to be looking out for their own peoples first. Would Merkel, today, invite a million Syrian refugees into Germany no matter the conditions under which they were living in Syria and Turkey?

Is not the case now conclusive that we made a historic mistake when we outsourced our economic independence to rely for vital necessities upon nations that have never had America's best interests at heart?

Which rings truer today? We are all part of mankind, all citizens of the world. Or that it's time to put America and Americans first!

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Reply #190 on: March 14, 2020, 12:47:29 PM

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Reply #191 on: March 14, 2020, 02:57:20 PM
2 weeks with these quarantined little piranhas.  :facepalm:

Thanks a fucking ton, Pritzker.



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Reply #192 on: March 14, 2020, 03:19:45 PM
The City of Chicago's Health Czar said that the worse place for the kids to be are at their grandparents homes. Will the city and/or state supply nannies?  On top of that, all the museums are closed and so is Lincoln Park Zoo.


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Reply #193 on: March 14, 2020, 03:34:43 PM
Rumor has it that middle school kids (a group never known for tact) have a new name for the coronavirus... wait for it... Boomer Remover.



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Reply #194 on: March 14, 2020, 03:42:27 PM
Rumor has it that middle school kids (a group never known for tact) have a new name for the coronavirus... wait for it... Boomer Remover.

lol  One grandchild already accused us of screwing up things because his sports were suspended indefinitely.

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Reply #195 on: March 14, 2020, 08:11:17 PM



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Reply #196 on: March 14, 2020, 08:35:55 PM



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Reply #197 on: March 14, 2020, 09:53:53 PM

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On March 1, the day after the first coronavirus death in the United States was announced, brothers Matt and Noah Colvin set out in a silver S.U.V. to pick up some hand sanitizer. Driving around Chattanooga, Tenn., they hit a Dollar Tree, then a Walmart, a Staples and a Home Depot. At each store, they cleaned out the shelves.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/he-has-17700-bottles-of-hand-sanitizer-and-nowhere-to-sell-them/ar-BB11blvS



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Reply #198 on: March 14, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
I just read that article before I saw your post.  Don’t tell the douchebag he can make his own website and online store for about $300.



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Reply #199 on: March 14, 2020, 10:12:57 PM
Like Sean Hannity of Fox Network who is comparing the deaths due to the virus with the deaths by homicide in Chicago. Give me a break....

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