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Reply #140 on: March 12, 2020, 08:10:16 PM
Trump's about to boot over 700,00 people off food assistance to save a paltry sum of money, but guess who gets some real welfare during this nonsense? Yep, you guessed it.

I don't like using CNN as a news source, but at least they don't try to charge you to read the article.

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NY Fed vows to pump in $1.5 trillion to fight coronavirus-linked 'highly unusual disruptions' on Wall Street.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/12/investing/ny-fed-trillion-coronavirus/index.html

And there ya go, another bailout for wall street.  :roll:

The dramatic moves instantly improved the mood on Wall Street, lifting US stocks off their lows during an historic selloff.

Well no shit. I'd be holly and fucking jolly if someone gave me a trillion dollars.  :roll:


Go ahead, call CJ names and insult me or whatever. You know you wanna.



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Reply #141 on: March 12, 2020, 08:37:54 PM
The Dow is down −1,995.83 (8.47%).  In fact, the Dow Jones, S&P 500, and Nasdaq composite are all down 8% or more in late trading. On the NYSE, declining stocks swamped advancers by more than 35-to-1. Nasdaq decliners topped advancers by around 16-to-1.  I don’t see Wall Street’s mood has been “instantly improved.”

In other news, the World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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Reply #142 on: March 12, 2020, 09:07:43 PM
Banned from flying into the U.S. by the latest decree? Don't worry.
Fly into Canada instead and drive across the border.

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Reply #143 on: March 12, 2020, 09:12:08 PM
Banned from flying into the U.S. by the latest decree? Don't worry.
Fly into Canada instead and drive across the border.

I also wondered, can’t you just fly into Gatwick and take the Chunnel to Gare du Nord in Paris?



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Reply #144 on: March 12, 2020, 09:15:48 PM
Kinda like Miss B, I thought all this virus crap was being overblown and over-hyped by the media.  Something new to scare the little people with.  I remember Bird Flu, Swine Flu and that great zero event Y2K.  It was easy to lump this latest in with all the past "scares" that never occurred.

Now, I may be wrong. We'll see. I enjoyed seeing the NBA player at the end of a press conference touch all the mics and table on his way out of the room. Yep, he's the played that just tested positive...and that tape will live on for a long time. :D

This morning I got a text from the neighbor across the street. My wife makes doll clothes for all the kids in the neighborhood.  Her son has a boy doll and wife made several new outfits for him to pick up.  She tried calling to him the other day and he ignored her. Apparently he felt bad and told his folks. After watching TV, he was afraid he could be a carrier. (the TV said so) He was afraid to come see us and maybe infect the old people.  They're trying to help their kids understand what's going on and put it in perspective.

I did text back and said I could don a hazmat suit, come over and drop the new doll outfits on their back porch with a hook. :emot_laughing:
Yeah, I used a smiley face so they'd know I was joking.

The young neighbor's concern for us brought up a memory for me. I was around his age when the polio epidemic broke out and kids were dying and being placed in iron lungs. I still see the pictures in my head.  A friend and neighbor I played with got polio. I thought he was going to die. He didn't. He came through fine and without being crippled, like so many were.  To this day, I still hesitate when using a public drinking fountain.  That was one of the things we were told to avoid so as not to contract polio. Thank God for Dr. Salk who found the vaccine.  Take heed, anti-vaxers.

Thanks for letting an old man ramble. Take care people, and stay safe.


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Reply #145 on: March 12, 2020, 09:21:27 PM

Now, I may be wrong. We'll see. I enjoyed seeing the NBA player at the end of a press conference touch all the mics and table on his way out of the room. Yep, he's the played that just tested positive...and that tape will live on for a long time. :D




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Reply #146 on: March 12, 2020, 09:26:01 PM
I was going to look for that clip...thanks Toe.  I'm scheduled to pick a a U-Haul truck soon. Going to make the rounds of the stores and grab up what toilet paper is left on the shelves. ;D

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Reply #147 on: March 12, 2020, 09:28:17 PM
I was going to look for that clip...thanks Toe.  I'm scheduled to pick a a U-Haul truck soon. Going to make the rounds of the stores and grab up what toilet paper is left on the shelves. ;D

Having butt problems again?  :roll:





















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Reply #148 on: March 12, 2020, 09:30:44 PM
Damn...will that thread never die!!!! :facepalm:

No, I just don't wanna be left out. Everyone else is stocking up! WTF

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Reply #149 on: March 12, 2020, 09:39:20 PM
Damn...will that thread never die!!!! :facepalm:

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Reply #150 on: March 12, 2020, 10:17:43 PM
Maybe we should let the experts handle this, rather than Mike Pence and Jared Kushner.  Okay stable genius?  And get a new speech writer.  Stephen Miller is a little Nazi.  Everyone knows it.




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Reply #151 on: March 12, 2020, 10:52:59 PM



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Reply #152 on: March 12, 2020, 10:54:07 PM
CJ predicts next week the stock market will rebound to record highs.  :roll:



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Reply #153 on: March 12, 2020, 11:07:27 PM
Your reaction may vary.....

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Reply #154 on: March 12, 2020, 11:34:45 PM
CJ predicts next week the stock market will rebound to record highs.  :roll:




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Reply #155 on: March 12, 2020, 11:42:26 PM

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #156 on: March 13, 2020, 01:53:14 AM
Get a bidet!



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Reply #157 on: March 13, 2020, 03:09:19 AM
Trump should have let the head of the CDC be the spokesperson and lead for our fight against the virus. The CDC says we are woefully short of virus testing kits, thus generating mass shut downs of sporting events, parades, etc while Trump is telling the nation everything is okay and people are being tested. Confusion and fear reigns.

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Reply #158 on: March 13, 2020, 03:33:46 AM



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Reply #159 on: March 13, 2020, 03:36:24 AM

Down goes Disney!

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