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Offline ObiDongKenobi

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on: January 04, 2020, 08:10:10 PM

Despite my concerted attempts to become a dirty old man most sexual innuendoes in music go over my head.  So what are the songs that you didn't realize were full of innuendoes until it was pointed out to you?

"Pull Up To The Bumper" may not be the most subtle, but I didn't get it until someone told me to concentrate on the lyrics.


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Reply #1 on: January 04, 2020, 09:29:47 PM
I guess as a life long pervert, very few double entendres go over my head.  It’s called “sex drugs and rock ‘n roll” for a reason.  Most songs are about sex, sexual desire, sexual conquest, etc.

But “Pull up to the Bumper” was released in 1981.  39 years ago.  You may be old if you remember it.  I do.


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Reply #2 on: January 04, 2020, 10:03:00 PM
Don't know if innuendo applies, but the hottest song for me comes from 1958. (Sorry, know most of you weren't born then)

It just drips sex and even at my young age and inexperience I knew it was the hottest thing I'd ever heard and nothing since has come even close.

What was it???  Well kids, it was from the great Peggy Lee and the song is "Fever".

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Reply #3 on: January 05, 2020, 11:55:18 AM

"Back Door Man" was another that went over my head the first time I heard it.


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Reply #4 on: January 05, 2020, 02:58:12 PM

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

I remember hearing it for the first time and thought how much I enjoyed the melody.  And then a few years later we were camping with two other families and the kids decided to put on a camp fire talent show for the parents. And I sang this.  
I was 13, I had no idea what it meant.



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Reply #5 on: January 05, 2020, 03:43:03 PM
Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel

I am sure he is not singing about working at a construction site.

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Reply #6 on: January 06, 2020, 02:49:02 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on January 05, 2020, 11:55:18 AM

"Back Door Man" was another that went over my head the first time I heard it.



I assume you realize this song is not about anal sex, but rather, a woman whose husband goes out the front door of the house to work every day, and whose lover comes in the back door after her husband has left.

One of my favorite Buddy Guy songs riffs, in a very humorous way, on the same theme:







"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #7 on: January 07, 2020, 04:36:11 PM

Thanks for the clarification MissB


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Reply #8 on: January 12, 2020, 04:57:12 PM

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Reply #9 on: January 12, 2020, 07:05:53 PM
Waiting for the end of time, so I can end my time with you...  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #10 on: April 19, 2020, 09:54:19 PM
Check out "Candy Licker" by Marvin Sease.
Also, check out Millie Jackson.


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Reply #11 on: April 19, 2020, 09:57:55 PM
Black hooker fucked by brothers.  :emot_laughing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzC_hjWU5Y


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Reply #12 on: April 19, 2020, 10:02:10 PM

Though the innuendo isn't exactly subtle, this song was recorded in 1934:







"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #13 on: April 19, 2020, 10:11:12 PM
Where Life Begins by Madonna...

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Wanting that and needing this
I'd just like to know
If you want to learn a different kind of kiss

So won't you, go down
Where it's warm inside, go down
Where I cannot hide, go down
Where all life begins, go down
That's where my love is




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Reply #14 on: December 16, 2023, 10:56:48 PM
"Hit me with your rythm stick " Ian Dury and the blockheads. I don't think he meant a drumstick.

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Reply #15 on: October 06, 2024, 11:31:29 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 05, 2020, 02:58:12 PM

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

I remember hearing it for the first time and thought how much I enjoyed the melody.  And then a few years later we were camping with two other families and the kids decided to put on a camp fire talent show for the parents. And I sang this. 
I was 13, I had no idea what it meant.

Thanks for the video link.

The Starland Vocal Band did the backing vocals on John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads". Tammy Nivert (who co-wrote the song) and her friends switch between singing in unison with John, then dropping a third to give a lovely texture to the sound.

My favourite morning song has to be "Morning Much Better" by Genya Ravan with Ten Wheel Drive. Not afternoon delight but:

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". . . the afternoon is a no-count time
'Cos I've got my business to do
Well I could probably function
For a little conjunction
But I usually like it in the morning much better."


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Reply #16 on: October 06, 2024, 06:53:48 PM
Cat Scratch Fever-Ted Nugent (lyrics from second half of the song)


Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go when they need their lovin' man
They know I'm doin' it for free

I give them cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got a bad scratch fever
The cat scratch fever



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