I started the day at 4am in a field, as the Cubs on camp woke up and began being loud.
Camp finished, I came home to an empty house, because the wife, the boys, and the boys' girlfriends had all gone to a local event.
Had a shower, during which the cat escaped through an upstairs bedroom window left open by one boy, outside searching, glanced back at the house and saw it climbing in a different upstairs bedroom window left open by the other boy (but his bedroom door was shut).
Secured cat, opened Tumblr, got a nice surprise:
Family due home in a few minutes, see you later.