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Reply #1200 on: October 28, 2024, 06:15:52 PM



I really wish the Cowboys did not play the Sunday night game. I just stayed up till 10:45 PM to see them disappoint. Again.

They are following the trend. Every team that’s played the Lions lose the next game

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Reply #1201 on: October 29, 2024, 03:51:30 AM
Detroit and Green Bay won. Chicago, Dallas, and Minneapolis lost. I think the football gods love our KB women.

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Reply #1202 on: October 29, 2024, 02:42:46 PM

Detroit and Green Bay won. Chicago, Dallas, and Minneapolis lost. I think the football gods love our KB women.



Except for the KB woman who was born and raised in the Chicago area...

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Reply #1203 on: October 31, 2024, 03:58:18 PM
Sunday will be interesting. Dad's been wringing his hands with nerves. GB has to beat the lions and then break the curse by beating Chicago the next week.

"We've been winning, but winning ugly" and "not sure if [he'd] rather have Love or Willis as QB"

Love has been throwing interceptions like Brett Favre.

And to be clear, I ain't taking no bets for these games LoL😆

Dad does find the whole Rodgers/Adams thing hilarious.



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Reply #1204 on: November 04, 2024, 07:35:41 PM
Dad is NOT happy. When Green Bay came out of halftime, and they said they were still going to play Love, he was quite angry. He was hurt, and the offensive line was playing anxious and that why they had so many false starts.  I think green bay has to be the most penalized team in the nfl.



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Reply #1205 on: November 04, 2024, 11:29:44 PM
I think green bay has to be the most penalized team in the nfl.

Actually #24 in penalties this season.

https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/stat/penalties-per-game

Tough game to watch. I was going to invite you out back for some extra spicy meatballs, but figured you were dealing with a lot of angst at the moment. Plus, the weather looked like shit.

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Reply #1206 on: November 05, 2024, 02:47:28 PM
It was such a crap day of weather. Every time it felt like the rain was going to stop, it picked up again immediately.

I will say one thing one thing though, Green Bay is going to break that Detroit curse. Everybody Detroit has played loses the following week. 100% guarantee green bay will not lose this week.  They are on their bye.
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Reply #1207 on: November 05, 2024, 07:12:20 PM
Detroits defense was loose. The final score is not a reflection of how the game played out. The pick six wa style difference maker.  One bad play by Love.  And the GB players need to catch the dang ball.  Rainy weather is not an excuse for all the drops. 
Don't get me wrong. I'm very happy we got out of Lambaue with the win. But it wasn't pretty.  Detroit better fill some holes on the defensive side of the ball, or there will be some L's coming at them. 



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Reply #1208 on: November 06, 2024, 02:06:13 PM
I was thinking of you while watching the game, S.

Every time Dan would cheer, I'd think about your dad swearing at the tv.
Every time Dan would swear at the tv, I'd think of you and your dad across Lake Michigan cheering. 

The one thing Dan said at the end of the game was " We haven't seen the last of Green Bay. They always f* up our season one way or the other"

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Reply #1209 on: November 06, 2024, 03:16:32 PM
It was such a crap day of weather. Every time it felt like the rain was going to stop, it picked up again immediately.

I will say one thing one thing though, Green Bay is going to break that Detroit curse. Everybody Detroit has played loses the following week. 100% guarantee green bay will not lose this week.  They are on their bye.
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Pretty sure the Titans won last week after playing the Lions. I’ve been. He king each week also to see how long that streak would last

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Reply #1210 on: November 11, 2024, 12:42:11 AM
I am.actually watching football on my own. There is a show on Netflix 8m dying to start season two on, but for some reason I don't feel 8m in the right state of mind for it. Also I found nothing else I felt like watching so I just turned on football. Saw the end of the vikings game. I know dad wanted them to lose, would put the pack in second place.

Soooo many turnovers, it was crazy, and the for the game to end on an idiotic penalty... the jaguars deserve to lose that one.

Also see that da bears are now dragging down our entire division with their losing record. Way to go bears.

And now Dallas is playing, or at least trying to play, and I see job interviews in Mccarthy's future.

I learned quite a bit actually watching football and not just catching game stuff while drinking with my aunts and cousins LoL



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Reply #1211 on: November 11, 2024, 04:53:01 AM
Currently we have a very profane Detroit Lions fan in my house. It's sad when you have to tell your husband to stop acting like a child.
Losing 13-23 about to go to the final quarter

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Reply #1212 on: November 11, 2024, 04:55:07 AM
I've got that game playing, and all I'm hearing is the announcers yelling "interception"!!

Are either of the QBs even throwing to their own players?? LoL

Why couldn't Goff throw like this against the packers!?

Your man isnt the only one. Allan is all drunk and belligerent from the bears loss, so I'm sleeping at my apartment tonight.



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Reply #1213 on: November 11, 2024, 05:02:02 AM
Touchdown. He's better.
Guys and sports are idiots. That they let it ruin their day. I'll never understand it.

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Reply #1214 on: November 11, 2024, 05:14:53 AM
I know right!?!?

I still give my dad shit for having a fit, ripping and throwing away his jersey back when they lost to the 49ers in the playoffs.



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Reply #1215 on: November 11, 2024, 05:23:36 AM

And now Dallas is playing, or at least trying to play, and I see job interviews in Mccarthy's future.


I think Dallas won Super Bowl XXX in 1996?

Today I officially gave up my fandom. I will not watch the Cowboys again until Jerry Jones and his family are out of the business. I’m rooting for the Chiefs (and Taylor Swift) from here on out.

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Reply #1216 on: November 11, 2024, 05:25:54 AM
Tie game. Things are tense. The Lions doing so good has notched up the anxiety of watching games.

Usually he gets lucky when Lions win. Not tonight. Win or lose. Not dealing with attitude tonight. I even showered about 3:00, got a little prepared for tonight. All for not.


Toe, we've had the Ford family owning the Lions our entire lives. Never give up.

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Reply #1217 on: November 11, 2024, 05:40:33 AM
Okay, that was an exciting finish. 8-1. Pretty cool. Maybe I should ask for a Gates jersey for Xmas instead of Hutchinson.

Houston, we have a kicker. 

Maybe I should learn our kickers name.  Bates, with a B
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Reply #1218 on: November 11, 2024, 05:44:55 AM
Tie game. Things are tense. The Lions doing so good has notched up the anxiety of watching games.


I hate the Texans. So glad the Lions pulled one out.

Let him jerk off on your ass, while you diddle. He was a jerk and an ass. Least you can do.

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Reply #1219 on: November 11, 2024, 05:55:08 AM
Tie game. Things are tense. The Lions doing so good has notched up the anxiety of watching games.


I hate the Texans. So glad the Lions pulled one out.

Let him jerk off on your ass, while you diddle. He was a jerk and an ass. Least you can do.


I might tell him, "Only if I can call you Jake [Bates]."

I'll report in tomorrow and let you know how things go.

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