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Reply #1000 on: December 15, 2023, 05:45:11 AM
Raiders 63 - Chargers 21.  Total humiliation on Thursday Night Football.

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Reply #1001 on: December 17, 2023, 04:16:13 AM
28-7 Lions ahead.  Dan is going to be in a real freaky mood later. 

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Reply #1002 on: December 18, 2023, 05:02:24 PM
Detroit won. Green Bay, Dallas, Minneapolis, and Chicago all lost.

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Reply #1003 on: December 18, 2023, 05:27:34 PM

Obviously I'm no expert, but it seems to me that the Dolphins are doing better this year than for many a while.  Top of my proximity support metric.


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Reply #1004 on: December 18, 2023, 06:04:50 PM
Detroit won. Green Bay, Dallas, Minneapolis, and Chicago all lost.

Jules better get some extra fucking for all of us!

The Dallas game was a Shakespearian Tragedy. But the Saints game was an abject lesson in futility. Not a single TD was allowed, and the Saints Defense was out to gank the QB like he owed the entire line money.

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Reply #1005 on: December 24, 2023, 10:22:31 PM
And after another nail biter and wanting to shut the TV off, the  Lions win the division for the  first time in 30 years

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Reply #1006 on: December 24, 2023, 11:07:34 PM
And the Vikings are out of it. Maybe the can get all their injuries healed up by next season. Every game they were losing two or three players

Not using that as an excuse but dang.. maybe they were slacking on training and out of shape.

Ah well, next year.

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Reply #1007 on: December 25, 2023, 12:06:49 AM
Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for the Cowboys to stop sucking and losing. And a horse.

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Reply #1008 on: December 25, 2023, 12:52:33 AM
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Reply #1009 on: December 25, 2023, 01:27:45 AM
Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for the Cowboys to stop sucking and losing. And a horse.

Looks like Dallas didn’t listen.

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Reply #1010 on: December 25, 2023, 02:58:56 AM
Green bay lucked out and just squeaked out a win against the team with the worst record. If they win their last two games and the seahawks lose one of their last two, green bay could make the playoffs...

I don't know why everybody is so excited they still have a chance at the playoffs, does anybody really expect them to go the distance?  Not this chic.

Still family was happy for the win.



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Reply #1011 on: December 25, 2023, 02:59:18 AM
Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for the Cowboys to stop sucking and losing. And a horse.

Looks like Dallas didn’t listen.

Heartbreaker.

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Reply #1012 on: December 31, 2023, 05:56:36 AM
Cowboys win over Detroit on controversial call. Hope this did not interfere with anyone getting laid.

https://sports.yahoo.com/lions-controversial-penalty-on-2-point-conversion-leads-to-a-cowboys-win-042223598.html

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Reply #1013 on: January 01, 2024, 05:23:28 AM
Vikings down in flames again. Green Bay 33 - Minnesota 10.

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Reply #1014 on: January 01, 2024, 05:54:47 PM
Vikings down in flames again. Green Bay 33 - Minnesota 10.

At least there's joy in Shiela - ville

Did someone say hot spicy meatballs on the back porch?

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Reply #1015 on: January 01, 2024, 07:34:24 PM
Was an exciting night at dad's house. They weren't sure how it was going to go. They did say if kurt cousins... who is SEXY AF by the way. All shirtless and yummy doing that vikings chant. Might get him posted to celebrity I'd like to f*ck thread... if he had played, the game may have been completely different.

That being said a win is a win.

Did someone say hot spicy meatballs on the back porch?
Plenty of those. Especially after the game.



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Reply #1016 on: January 01, 2024, 09:00:29 PM
A reporter asked Roger Staubach if his 1977 team could beat the current Cowboys team. He said, “Yes, but the score would be close. Maybe 10-7.”  Reporter: “Why such a close score?”  Roger: Well, most of us are in our 70’s or 80’s now.”

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Reply #1017 on: January 01, 2024, 09:12:03 PM
Cowboys win over Detroit on controversial call. Hope this did not interfere with anyone getting laid.

https://sports.yahoo.com/lions-controversial-penalty-on-2-point-conversion-leads-to-a-cowboys-win-042223598.html


Same old Lions luck.  Dan was angry in bed that night. Angry rough sex.  It was so good, I hope the Lions get screwed over again next week. 

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Reply #1018 on: January 08, 2024, 12:25:16 AM
This week was better for Lion's fans. Hope that translates to a wonderful night for Jules and Dan. Happy wishes for you Hon.
So... while my  Vikings took it on the chin to close an injury and mistakes plagued season, Jules and Dan's Lions 30- Vikings 20.


Maybe I should cheer for our neighbors to the east. Mostly 'cause of of our Shiela. Go Pack.
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Reply #1019 on: January 08, 2024, 01:35:56 AM
Cowboys will be taking on the Green Bay Packers next weekend at AT&T Stadium.  #nflplayoffs #iloveshiela

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