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Reply #20 on: June 05, 2019, 06:25:51 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on June 05, 2019, 06:08:34 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

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It also works the other way.... 23 hours and 25 minutes he treats you like a queen.  Those other 35 minutes of the day you're nothing but a his sex toy he doesn't respect one bit.  And some people are dumb enough to stay with guys like that.  I was.

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Reply #21 on: June 05, 2019, 06:31:25 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 05, 2019, 06:25:51 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on June 05, 2019, 06:08:34 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

 :emot_laughing:



It also works the other way.... 23 hours and 25 minutes he treats you like a queen.  Those other 35 minutes of the day you're nothing but a his sex toy he doesn't respect one bit.  And some people are dumb enough to stay with guys like that.  I was.

45 minutes for a sex toy.   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #22 on: June 05, 2019, 06:33:16 PM
Hey, psychos need love too!  At least they found each other.  Now, there's a risk of one of them finding someone sane to victimize.

{All of that was facetious, just FYI}

I love a mutually abusive relationship.


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Reply #23 on: June 18, 2019, 04:20:27 AM


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Reply #26 on: August 21, 2019, 12:21:48 AM

#BlackLivesMatter
Arrest The Cops Who Killed Breonna Taylor

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Reply #27 on: August 21, 2019, 12:27:43 AM

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Reply #28 on: August 25, 2019, 05:39:50 AM
I remember a YouTube post about a guy that tied his balls off with bubber bands, then removed his balls by himself.  He filmed the process step by step.  I'm sure it has been removed by now.


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Reply #29 on: October 16, 2019, 01:23:13 AM


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Reply #30 on: October 24, 2019, 03:06:35 PM
Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

Is that what they mean by “snow balls”?  

Meanwhile, in other news...

Naked Florida man covered in Vaseline streaks through mall and takes a dump in cash register

The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2019, 10:40:50 PM by ToeinH2O »


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Reply #31 on: February 05, 2020, 03:08:27 PM
Two men arrested for carrying a bagful of drugs in a bag marked Bag of Drugs
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https://www.thepostmillennial.com/men-arrested-for-carrying-drugs-in-bag-labelled-bag-full-of-drugs/


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Reply #32 on: February 05, 2020, 05:31:27 PM
I've long enjoyed Carl  Hiaasen's zany novels about inept criminals, usually set in Florida. Lots of laughs.

Now I know where his ideas come from...he just reads the paper. :D

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Reply #33 on: February 10, 2020, 06:56:56 AM
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/suspect-arrested-charged-after-reportedly-driving-van-into-republican-tent-in-walmart-parking-lot/77-7424cb8d-e9dc-415f-a5fa-ff8fd369f33e

Florida man uses ISIS tactic, drives a van thru a Voter Registration Tent.




I looked for the original Florida Man thread, was unable to locate.
I trust a KB Moderator will see this post, and put it into the Florida Man
thread, if that thread remains viable today. TY
Yes still viable.  Toe merged your post with original thread. - Jules
« Last Edit: February 10, 2020, 04:44:51 PM by MintJulie »

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #34 on: February 17, 2020, 02:44:43 AM
Florida Man takes Trump cutout for support during dialysis.
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/02/15/trump-cardboard-cutout-dialysis-treatment/

And since I mentioned Donald Trump, in the thread about Guns, there is a pic marked Exit Stage Left with an arrow pointing to Stage Right.
Didn't want to get into that thread. Hope you all understand.


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Reply #35 on: February 17, 2020, 03:11:31 PM

Sometimes perfection can be... perfect hell.

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Reply #36 on: February 17, 2020, 03:37:02 PM

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Reply #37 on: February 17, 2020, 03:44:27 PM
Quote from: Indian Babe on February 17, 2020, 02:44:43 AM
there is a pic marked Exit Stage Left with an arrow pointing to Stage Right.
Didn't want to get into that thread. Hope you all understand.


Don’t worry about that my lovely dusky girl.  I’m sure there’s a broom closet back stage.  I’ll just pull you into that for a couple hours until any ruckus dissipates.  Although it will probably get noisy in the closet.


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Reply #38 on: February 19, 2020, 06:34:49 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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