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on: May 29, 2019, 07:21:09 PM
Florida Man Challenge: How To Play Wacky Headline Game

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If you didn't have the patience for the Mannequin Challenge and you lacked the moves for the Running Man Challenge, you just may have been holding out for the Florida Man Challenge to come along.

You won't get doused with ice water and you probably won't break anything — except possibly your computer — when you knock it over laughing.

It works like this: Simply Google "Florida man" followed by the month and day of your birthday. The entire challenge is based on Florida's well deserved reputation for crazy news headlines.

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Reply #1 on: May 29, 2019, 07:21:52 PM

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Reply #2 on: May 29, 2019, 07:34:54 PM
Florida man attacks ATM with hatchet, after it doesn’t accept his check





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Reply #3 on: May 29, 2019, 07:38:23 PM

Authorities arrest 22-year-old Florida man in connection with rapper XXXTentacion’s shooting death




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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2019, 08:02:39 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 29, 2019, 07:38:23 PM

Authorities arrest 22-year-old Florida man in connection with rapper XXXTentacion’s shooting death




You could have picked something a little less dark.  :P

Drunk, Finger Gunning Florida Man Arrested after Trying to Buy Beer

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Reply #5 on: May 29, 2019, 09:16:19 PM

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Reply #6 on: May 30, 2019, 03:43:10 PM
Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft

Okay, so for some strange reason, mine's April 10. Was Florida Man interstate on April 4?

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Reply #7 on: May 31, 2019, 03:28:14 AM
Quote from: Army of One on May 30, 2019, 03:43:10 PM
Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft

Okay, so for some strange reason, mine's April 10. Was Florida Man interstate on April 4?

Use the custom range search on Google.

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Reply #9 on: May 31, 2019, 04:18:24 AM


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Reply #10 on: May 31, 2019, 10:29:48 AM


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Reply #11 on: May 31, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
I'm not sure what the challenge is here.  To find a day when the News wasn't reported in Florida?  It's Florida, the state of Florida.  Thye have News every day, and due to particularly lax journalism laws, they can read 9-11 transripts to find wierd stories.  That's it, that's all it is, the Weekly World News was from Florida, and if a man sticks peanut-butter in his penis, then someone is going to hear about it.

Florida Man kills himself, his room mate, and his dog in triple suicide.

I know, maybe the challenge is to see who'll give up their Birthday online!  I am a violently oppressed minority.  There are people who would just love to come to my house, and beat me to death for Jesus.  I don't give away personal information on the internet.

Also, why isn't this in Fun&Games?  Where's the argument here?  It's not controvercial, it's all fun&games.
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Reply #12 on: May 31, 2019, 05:37:26 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on May 31, 2019, 04:25:51 PM

I'm not sure what the challenge is here.  To find a day when the News wasn't reported in Florida?  It's Florida, the state of Florida.  Thye have News every day, and due to particularly lax journalism laws, they can read 9-11 transripts to find wierd stories.  That's it, that's all it is, the Weekly World News was from Florida, and if a man sticks peanut-butter in his penis, then someone is going to hear about it.

Florida Man kills himself, his room mate, and his dog in triple suicide.

I know, maybe the challenge is to see who'll give up their Birthday online!  I am a violently oppressed minority.  There are people who would just love to come to my house, and beat me to death for Jesus.  I don't give away personal information on the internet.

Also, why isn't this in Fun&Games?  Where's the argument here?  It's not controvercial, it's all fun&games.


I think the word "wacky" in the OP was a giveaway...






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Reply #13 on: May 31, 2019, 07:23:55 PM


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Florida man drives jet ski on the street


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Reply #14 on: May 31, 2019, 08:17:07 PM

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Reply #16 on: June 05, 2019, 03:12:04 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/ketchup-battery-578926
 
Man Arrested For Domestic
Ketchup Battery

UNE 4--A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup, court records show.

Investigators say Peter Wagman, 37, and his 41-year-old girlfriend have recently “been in arguments over infidelity by the victim.” The couple, who live in Pinellas Park,  have been together for 11 years.

At around 4:45 AM Sunday, cops report, the victim awoke “to ketchup being poured on her by” Wagman, who was yelling, “That’s what you get, bitch.”

When police arrived at the residence, they found the woman “covered in ketchup.” Wagman denied the condiment attack, though a patrolman noted that “he has ketchup on the right side of his pants.”

Wagman, who was released yesterday from the county jail, had pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor domestic battery count. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with the victim.

Both Wagman and his girlfriend have previously been arrested for battering each other, though charges in those separate cases were eventually dropped by prosecutors. In April, the woman was busted after allegedly striking Wagman as they argued in their residence. During that dispute, cops noted, the couple “took turns writing on their bed, and carving their names into the bed.”

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Reply #18 on: June 05, 2019, 06:08:34 PM
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Reply #19 on: June 05, 2019, 06:15:14 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on June 05, 2019, 06:08:34 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

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