sucking your own cock

[shaver]

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock I have sucked it a few times, do not think I could do it now I would probably break. Youth sure is wonderful

[psiberzerker]

I used to be able to, when I was younger, and more flexible.  Now, I have a bad back.

[_priapism]

[psiberzerker]

Well, for me it's more like:

[RopeFiend]

I have a long torso and not especially flexible, so the closest I can get is 4 inches shy of kissing the tip.

Though if I could, I most certainly would! 

[BurningSkeleton]

Paging Kevin Smith...

[MissBarbara]

This topic came up at least once before in the past, and at that time, after reading several posts from guys, I decided to see if it might work for women, too.

Granted, we're at a very distinct disadvantage, since we have to bend about 6-9" farther to reach the sweet spot. But I'm slim, lithe, and very flexible, and my boobs are small enough that they don't get in the way. So, I sat down on my bed and gave it a try.

I didn't even come close, and I could get no closer than about 8" away.

A life lesson...

[MintJulie]

This topic came up at least once before in the past, and at that time, after reading several posts from guys, I decided to see if it might work for women, too.

Granted, we're at a very distinct disadvantage, since we have to bend about 6-9" farther to reach the sweet spot. But I'm slim, lithe, and very flexible, and my boobs are small enough that they don't get in the way. So, I sat down on my bed and gave it a try.

I didn't even come close, and I could get no closer than about 8" away.

A life lesson...

I'll give a recap of my attempt when I try it tonight.  Or maybe I'll have the person viewing it give his report on my attempt.   

Dan?  You up for it?

[Jed_]

This topic came up at least once before in the past, and at that time, after reading several posts from guys, I decided to see if it might work for women, too.

Granted, we're at a very distinct disadvantage, since we have to bend about 6-9" farther to reach the sweet spot. But I'm slim, lithe, and very flexible, and my boobs are small enough that they don't get in the way. So, I sat down on my bed and gave it a try.

I didn't even come close, and I could get no closer than about 8" away.

A life lesson...

I'll give a recap of my attempt when I try it tonight.  Or maybe I'll have the person viewing it give his report on my attempt.  

Dan?  You up for it?

That is if he’s not trying himself.  I’m too old and too fat to give that a try.

On another note, the Peruvian and I last night selected a picture of us to be blown up for the wedding for people to sign the border.  Of the 97 pictures we viewed, we selected #69 and informed the photographer couple doing our wedding.  I’m going to explain the significance of 69 to her this evening.  We’re both flexible enough for that.

[psiberzerker]

I'm slim, lithe, and very flexible, and my boobs are small enough that they don't get in the way.

I would think that even knee knockers would be more flexible, and compressible than your rib-cage.  That's most of what got in the way for me (And just low-balling here, I only had about half a foot of advantage.)  Also, I would think that the Angle might be a problem, just from going down on other women.  A penis sticks straight up/out, and can be moved around a bit.  If we're just talking about the clitoris, most of the one's I've seen (There's a lot of variation there) were lower down on the pubis, and tend to be webbed, so they point down.

All of this is hypothetical (But fascinating) since I'm ill equipped to attempt it, but I'm not even trying to lick my own balls.  I would think might be an equivalent feat.

Trying out a new phrase:  "I would think," in an attempt to sound less condescending, and the opposite of a "Knowitall."  Feedback would be greatly appreciated, since I never seem to get any when I actually manage to say something right.

[_priapism]

I could when I was much younger.  Lay on your back, put your knees above your ears, or on the headboard, and s-t-r-e-t-c-h....

[MintJulie]

A saying I heard once.   "Why does a dog lick his own balls?  Because he can." 
Too funny.

[Jed_]

A saying I heard once.   "Why does a dog lick his own balls?  Because he can." 
Too funny.

Then there’s the story of a man talking to a farmer when he notices the farmer’s dog licking himself and comments, “I wish I could do that.”

Whereupon the farmer shakes his head negatively and sagely advises, “No, that dog would bite you.”

[psiberzerker]

I could when I was much younger.  Lay on your back, put your knees above your ears, or on the headboard, and s-t-r-e-t-c-h...

It helps to put your feet up, so you have enough leverage to bend your knees, and your body.  I never could get even the whole head past my lips without that, but with it, I could even get a couple inches in and out.  I guess it goes without saying that even if you can' we're not talking about deep throating here.  

[MissBarbara]

I'm slim, lithe, and very flexible, and my boobs are small enough that they don't get in the way.

I would think that even knee knockers would be more flexible, and compressible than your rib-cage.  That's most of what got in the way for me (And just low-balling here, I only had about half a foot of advantage.)  Also, I would think that the Angle might be a problem, just from going down on other women.  A penis sticks straight up/out, and can be moved around a bit.  If we're just talking about the clitoris, most of the one's I've seen (There's a lot of variation there) were lower down on the pubis, and tend to be webbed, so they point down.

All of this is hypothetical (But fascinating) since I'm ill equipped to attempt it, but I'm not even trying to lick my own balls.  I would think might be an equivalent feat.

You're right, that was exactly the problem: My slimness and litheness (if that's even the right word) were betrayed by my rib cage.

And you're right again: While it would depend on the given person's height, or the length ration between their legs and torso, while a man has to bend down, a woman has to bend down and forward.

Purely in the interest of science, I just googled "women licking their own pussy," and the results were of little help. Over and above digital manipulation, it seems there are some women who can at least touch the tip of their tongues to their vaginas. But the pictures are such a massive turn-off to me that I refuse to post them here.

[MissBarbara]

digital manipulation

As I understand it, this is a much more comfortable option all around.

Yes, at least in theory, it's much more comfortable and effective than twisting your torso into loops and whorls.

Well, at least as I understand it...

[psiberzerker]

Bondage isn't about comfort, it's about discomfort, if not outright pain.

Some people are into that.

[Jed_]

digital manipulation

As I understand it, this is a much more comfortable option all around.

Yes, at least in theory, it's much more comfortable and effective than twisting your torso into loops and whorls.

Well, at least as I understand it...

For those of us that don’t self-lube, there’s always. . . . . lube.

[psiberzerker]

For those of us that don’t self-lube, there’s always. . . . . lube.

Oh!     That's what that's for! 

[RopeFiend]

Bondage isn't about comfort, it's about discomfort, if not outright pain.

For me, bondage is all about loss of control, not discomfort or pain.  Those are simply added benefits if the lady is into discomfort. 

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