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Reply #140 on: May 28, 2019, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 28, 2019, 02:07:01 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 28, 2019, 12:08:50 PM


    National Brisket Day

Oh great.   More pictures coming from Toe, teasing us.


National Masturbation Day





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Reply #141 on: May 28, 2019, 04:55:25 PM
Messiest day of the year.


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Reply #142 on: May 29, 2019, 01:09:53 AM
Oh my Lord... at last... National Masturbation Day has cum... and time is ebbing away...


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Reply #143 on: May 29, 2019, 12:26:20 PM

Wednesday May 29th

    National Paperclip Day
    National Coq Au Vin Day
    National Senior Health & Fitness Day (Last Wednesday in May)

Even the lowly paperclip has its own day. Is this a great country or what?



The ad above is from 1922.

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Reply #144 on: May 29, 2019, 02:22:10 PM
Coq au vin sounds good.



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Reply #145 on: May 29, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
National Senior Health and Fitness Day

Senior sex keeps us fit.... ;D

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Reply #146 on: May 30, 2019, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 29, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
National Senior Health and Fitness Day

Senior sex keeps us fit.... ;D

Considering all the seniors with eye ware, the only sex they are getting us through masturbation.

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Reply #147 on: May 30, 2019, 09:00:49 AM
But national masturbation has ended and, quite frankly, I'm exhausted... :roll:

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Reply #148 on: May 30, 2019, 12:38:14 PM

Thursday May 30th

    National Creativity Day
    National Water a Flower Day
    National Hole In My Bucket Day
    National Mint Julep Day
    Loomis Day

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Reply #149 on: May 30, 2019, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 30, 2019, 12:38:14 PM


    National Mint Julep Day



Again I say...

Quote from: MintJulie on May 30, 2019, 01:58:15 PM
Only on Kentucky Derby Sunday will MintJulie drink a MintJulep.


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Reply #150 on: May 30, 2019, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 30, 2019, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 29, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
National Senior Health and Fitness Day

Senior sex keeps us fit.... ;D

Considering all the seniors with eye ware, the only sex they are getting us through masturbation.

Wait. How about all the younger crowd who wear glasses?  8)

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Reply #151 on: May 30, 2019, 03:22:47 PM
National Water a Flower Day?  We just set a record for the wettest month of May.  No watering a flower needed for a week or so.


What is National Loomis Day?

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Reply #152 on: May 30, 2019, 05:11:05 PM
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Quote from: Katiebee on May 30, 2019, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 29, 2019, 03:38:22 PM

National Senior Health and Fitness Day

Senior sex keeps us fit.... ;D


Considering all the seniors with eye ware, the only sex they are getting us through masturbation.


Wait. How about all the younger crowd who wear glasses?  8)


Though I'm feeling less and less comfortable including myself with "the younger crowd" as time goes on, I wear glasses. As do many people who are truly a part of "the younger crowd."








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Reply #153 on: May 30, 2019, 07:56:40 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 30, 2019, 05:11:05 PM

Though I'm feeling less and less comfortable including myself with "the younger crowd" as time goes on, I wear glasses. As do many people who are truly a part of "the younger crowd."




Then, according to Katie, you are a member of the club. Welcome.  ;D ;D

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Reply #154 on: May 31, 2019, 12:52:02 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 30, 2019, 03:22:47 PM

What is National Loomis Day?


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LOOMIS DAY
Loomis Day is observed annually across the nation on May 30. Washington, DC dentist, Mahlon Loomis, received US patent number 129,971 titled “An Improvement in Telegraphing” on wireless telegraphy in July of 1872.

Born on July 21, 1826, Mahlon Loomis was a dentist, the inventor of artificial teeth and one of the earliest inventors of wireless communication.  Loomis died on October 13, 1886.

Leading up to his patent, Loomis conducted many experiments in electricity using kites flying miles apart in the mountains of Virginia. Then in 1868 before several scientists and Congressmen, he demonstrated his wireless telegraphic system.  While he couldn’t explain how he was able to produce the transmission, he appealed to Congress for an appropriation to incorporate the Loomis Aerial Telegraph Company for research. Senator Charles Sumner introduced the bill, and on May 30 in 1872, the Committee on Commerce reported poorly on the measure.  Stripped of its appropriations, it eventually passed in 1873 strictly as a bill of incorporation.


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Reply #155 on: May 31, 2019, 12:03:54 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 30, 2019, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 30, 2019, 12:38:14 PM


    National Mint Julep Day



Again I say...

Quote from: MintJulie on May 30, 2019, 01:58:15 PM
Only on Kentucky Derby Sunday will MintJulie drink a MintJulep.



Not everything is about you sweetie...  ^-^

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Reply #156 on: May 31, 2019, 12:11:14 PM

Friday May 31st

    Autonomous Vehicle Day
    National Save Your Hearing Day
    National Speak in Sentences Day
    National Macaroon Day
    National Utah Day
    National Smile Day
    Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness Day*
    National Heat Awareness Day (Last Friday in May)

Okay, listen up. The sun is hot. Stoves are hot. MintJulie is hot. There. That's everything you need to know about Heat Awareness.  ;D

* Eww yuck.

Remmy



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Reply #157 on: May 31, 2019, 01:26:26 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on May 31, 2019, 12:52:02 AM

LOOMIS DAY
Loomis Day is observed annually across the nation on May 30. Washington, DC dentist, Mahlon Loomis, received US patent number 129,971 titled “An Improvement in Telegraphing” on wireless telegraphy in July of 1872.


That's so cool.    In 1872?  Wow.




Quote from: Remington555 on May 31, 2019, 12:03:54 PM

Not everything is about you sweetie...


Says you.



Quote from: Remington555 on May 31, 2019, 12:11:14 PM

MintJulie is hot.


Aww, thanks.   That put a smile on my face.  
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Reply #158 on: May 31, 2019, 03:23:12 PM
I agree with you remmy - MJ is hot.  8)

Watcher just celebrated National Speak in Sentences Day.

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Reply #159 on: May 31, 2019, 03:52:22 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 31, 2019, 03:23:12 PM
I agree with you remmy - MJ is hot.  8)


Nope.

Just took my temperature.   98.5

In the normal range according to webmd.com

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