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Reply #60 on: May 16, 2019, 12:15:39 AM
Such a tease.  8)

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Reply #61 on: May 16, 2019, 12:30:18 PM

Thursday May 16th

    Honor Our LGBT Elders Day
    National Love a Tree Day
    National Piercing Day
    National Sea Monkey Day
    National Biographer’s Day
    National Coquilles Saint Jacques Day

Sea Monkeys. Sure. Why not?  :facepalm:

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Reply #62 on: May 16, 2019, 01:16:27 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 16, 2019, 12:30:18 PM


    Honor Our LGBT Elders Day
   

Had to look it up.

HONOR OUR LGBT ELDERS DAY
Honor Our LGBT Elders Day is observed annually on May 16.

The rights and acceptance that LGBTQ individuals have today did not occur in a vacuum or happen by accident.  Our LGBT elders worked hard to gain rights and social acceptance.

Honor Our LGBT Elders Day is an opportunity for community centers, faith organizations, educational institutions and aging service providers to recognize the lives of LGBT older adults and honor their contributions to history.

HOW TO OBSERVE

Use #HonorOurLBGTEldersDay to post on social media.   

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Reply #63 on: May 16, 2019, 03:40:37 PM


Young Toe was disappointed when his sea monkeys didn’t have blonde hair and tits.


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Reply #64 on: May 16, 2019, 04:40:19 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 16, 2019, 03:40:37 PM


Young Toe was disappointed when his sea monkeys didn’t have blonde hair and tits.


Yeah, the brine shrimp didn’t look anything at all like the pictures.  But later I found perverse pleasure feeding them to my cichlids.


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Reply #65 on: May 16, 2019, 05:36:31 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on May 16, 2019, 04:40:19 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 16, 2019, 03:40:37 PM


Young Toe was disappointed when his sea monkeys didn’t have blonde hair and tits.


Yeah, the brine shrimp didn’t look anything at all like the pictures.  But later I found perverse pleasure feeding them to my cichlids.
You monster!!!!

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Reply #66 on: May 16, 2019, 05:43:33 PM
Anyone think Coquilles Saint Jocques (scallops) sounds good for lunch?



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Reply #67 on: May 16, 2019, 06:34:21 PM
I have just been informed it would be wonderful if today was designated, "Pick On Your Girlfriend Day."

Have at it!

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Reply #68 on: May 16, 2019, 07:11:05 PM
I wish.

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Reply #69 on: May 16, 2019, 08:35:08 PM
I know what I'm watching today!

https://youtu.be/QQDh0rseFY0

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Reply #70 on: May 17, 2019, 12:21:31 PM

Friday May 17th

    National Pack Rat Day
    National Cherry Cobbler Day
    National Graduation Tassel Day
    National Walnut Day
    National Idaho Day
    National Endangered Species Day (Third Friday in May)
    National Defense Transportation Day (Third Friday in May)
    National Pizza Party Day (Third Friday in May)
    National Bike to Work Day (Third Friday in May)
    NASCAR Day (Third Friday in May)

Third Friday in May seems to be a popular day to celebrate.

Imagine what a bleak world it would be without Graduation Tassels.  ^-^

Hope I get invited to a Pizza Party.

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Reply #71 on: May 17, 2019, 01:44:59 PM

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Reply #72 on: May 17, 2019, 03:56:50 PM
National Endangered Species Day. Sad that humans are wiping out entire species. There are more tigers in zoo's then there are in the wild.

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Reply #73 on: May 17, 2019, 05:02:43 PM
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National Endangered Species Day (Third Friday in May)


Hopefully leaving early and going to the zoo today.

I think Spring is here.  62 degrees right now.  High of 66.   
Better than the 40's.

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Reply #74 on: May 17, 2019, 06:03:17 PM
Few weeks from now we'll be begging for 40's.  :roll:

And I just realized it's almost Summer vacation.  :facepalm:


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Reply #75 on: May 18, 2019, 04:49:48 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 17, 2019, 06:03:17 PM
Few weeks from now we'll be begging for 40's.  :roll:


Be still your tongue. It was in the 40s here this afternoon. But tomorrow they promise mid 80s.

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Reply #76 on: May 18, 2019, 11:59:46 AM

Saturday May 18th

    National HIV Vaccine Awareness Day
    National Visit Your Relatives Day
    National No Dirty Dishes Day
    National Cheese Soufflé Day
    National Learn to Swim Day (Third Saturday in May)
 :emot_USflag: National Armed Forces Day (Third Saturday in May)

Do you know how many dishes you have to dirty to make a cheese soufflé? What a conundrum.

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Reply #77 on: May 18, 2019, 02:32:40 PM
Nat. Learn To Swim Day:

I once heard it said that, "Swimming is staying alive in the water."
That describes my "style" of working at staying on top of the water where there's air. :D

That said, I have done many scuba dives. Once I heard someone ask one of the divemasters how important it was to be a good swimmer if you were going diving.  She said the people they had the most trouble training were good swimmers. They're trained to stay on the surface...the opposite of scuba diving.

No wonder I liked. Going down was easy for me. (No pun was intended but it's KB, so I'll let it stand.)

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #78 on: May 18, 2019, 04:15:21 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 18, 2019, 02:32:40 PM
Going down was easy for me. (No pun was intended but it's KB, so I'll let it stand.)

 ;D ;D  So we have heard...

National Armed Forces Day.  A big salute to all the men and women serving our country.

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Reply #79 on: May 18, 2019, 04:44:51 PM
My sentiments as well, watcher.
I’m glad you came home. And i’m Sad for those who were brought home in body only.

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