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Reply #100 on: May 21, 2019, 07:06:58 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 21, 2019, 05:45:33 PM

We were just rubbing Jules up...weren't we Watcher?  ;)

Yes we were. And at no time while we were rubbing Jules up did she see a need to give me one of those tiny colored pills.  ;D ;D

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Reply #101 on: May 21, 2019, 11:17:13 PM
Well, they're just lining up for MJ!



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Reply #102 on: May 22, 2019, 12:24:15 PM

Wednesday May 22nd

    National Craft Distillery Day
    National Maritime Day
    National Solitaire Day
    National Buy a Musical Instrument Day
    National Vanilla Pudding Day
    Emergency Medical Services for Children Day (Wednesday of Emergency Medical Service Week)

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Reply #103 on: May 22, 2019, 02:25:21 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 22, 2019, 12:24:15 PM


    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen. 

When I would hang out at my sisters for a weekend, I would pull out the cards while we sat around being lazy, usually during an NFL game on the tv or something.   My brother in law could never help saying, "Playing with yourself again?"   
"Your humor never gets old," I would usually respond, along with an eye roll.

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Reply #104 on: May 22, 2019, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 22, 2019, 02:25:21 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 22, 2019, 12:24:15 PM


    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen. 


And what do you think we gentlemen were thinking other then a card game?  :-*

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Reply #105 on: May 22, 2019, 04:37:13 PM
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    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen. 


And what do you think we gentlemen were thinking other then a card game?  :-*

You can play Solitaire every day.  It’s National Masturbation Month.



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Reply #106 on: May 22, 2019, 07:48:10 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 22, 2019, 04:37:13 PM
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    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen. 


And what do you think we gentlemen were thinking other then a card game?  :-*

You can play Solitaire every day.  It’s National Masturbation Month.



So that is what vinney has been playing every day of May..... ;D ;D

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Reply #107 on: May 22, 2019, 07:53:36 PM
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    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen. 


And what do you think we gentlemen were thinking other then a card game?  :-*

You can play Solitaire every day.  It’s National Masturbation Month.



So that is what vinney has been playing every day of May..... ;D ;D

Might as well be... The Ruddy cards keep slipping from my grasp... Oh great!!! I've got the Jack .. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #108 on: May 22, 2019, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 22, 2019, 07:53:36 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 22, 2019, 07:48:10 PM
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    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen.  


And what do you think we gentlemen were thinking other then a card game?  :-*

You can play Solitaire every day.  It’s National Masturbation Month.



So that is what vinney has been playing every day of May..... ;D ;D

Might as well be... The Ruddy cards keep slipping from my grasp... Oh great!!! I've got the Jack .. :emot_laughing:

”Jack Mehoff... paging Jack Mehoff... Jack Mehoff, report to the main desk...”

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Reply #109 on: May 22, 2019, 08:04:43 PM
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    National Solitaire Day
 

The card game, gentlemen.  


And what do you think we gentlemen were thinking other then a card game?  :-*

You can play Solitaire every day.  It’s National Masturbation Month.



So that is what vinney has been playing every day of May..... ;D ;D

Might as well be... The Ruddy cards keep slipping from my grasp... Oh great!!! I've got the Jack .. :emot_laughing:

”Jack Mehoff... paging Jack Mehoff... Jack Mehoff, report to the main desk...”

Get a grip on yourself Jack or wait for me... I'll be over at the start of June...

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #110 on: May 22, 2019, 09:46:37 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 22, 2019, 08:04:43 PM
Get a grip on yourself Jack...

Good advice, that could cum in handy.

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Reply #111 on: May 23, 2019, 12:42:58 PM

Thursday May 23rd

    National Lucky Penny Day
    National Taffy Day
    National Red Nose Day

What can you buy for a penny these days? Penny candy and penny arcades are a thing of the past.

Today is also my granddaughter's birthday. Seems like only yesterday she was still a teenager. {sigh} Happy Birthday T.

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Reply #112 on: May 23, 2019, 02:30:59 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 23, 2019, 12:42:58 PM


Today is also my granddaughter's birthday. Seems like only yesterday she was still a teenager. {sigh} Happy Birthday T.


Happy Birthday, T!

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Reply #113 on: May 23, 2019, 03:15:01 PM
National Red Nose Day?

Even Rudolph has a day?  8)

I don't even know why they spend the money to mint pennies any more.

Happy Birthday T.  You have a fun grandfather.

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Reply #114 on: May 23, 2019, 03:15:21 PM


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Reply #116 on: May 23, 2019, 03:43:44 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 23, 2019, 03:19:59 PM

Red Nose Day 2019: How Does It Work, And Why Is It Being Criticized?


After reading the article, it puzzles me how anyone would find this objectionable.

But one line in the article caught my attention, where it noted that contest winners would be "provided for" by "actress Carey Mulligan and Curtis' wife, Emma Freud, a British broadcaster. Curtis is co-founder of Comic Relief."

Being "provided for" by Sigmund Freud's great-granddaughter?!? I'm sure her great-grandfather would have a field day with that!



 



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Reply #117 on: May 23, 2019, 03:50:29 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 23, 2019, 03:43:44 PM

Being "provided for" by Sigmund Freud's great-granddaughter?!? I'm sure her great-grandfather would have a field day with that!

 



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Reply #118 on: May 24, 2019, 12:39:07 PM

Friday May 24th

    National Aviation Maintenance Technician Day
    Brother’s Day
    National Scavenger Hunt Day
    National Escargot Day
    National Wyoming Day
    National Don’t Fry Day (Friday Before Memorial Day)

National Don't Fry Day is celebrated on a Friday. Of course it is.  :emot_weird:

Any Wyomingites celebrating today?

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Reply #119 on: May 24, 2019, 03:26:01 PM
National Aviation Maintenance Technician Day - I will celebrate all the technicians who keep the planes up in the air.

Escargots?  uck

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