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Reply #40 on: March 11, 2019, 02:55:05 PM
I planted some pomposals in the yard last year but they just won't survive the Arizona summers.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #41 on: March 11, 2019, 03:15:45 PM
I planted some pomposals in the yard last year but they just won't survive the Arizona summers.

Pomposals?  I'm not familiar with those.  I tried to look them up, but all I got was Promposals. 



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Reply #42 on: March 11, 2019, 03:16:47 PM
I can't believe this at all...

A National Worship of Tools Day...  :roll:

Okay then ladies... just who is going to worship my tool...?  :emot_laughing:



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Least our tools have been well broken in....

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Reply #43 on: March 11, 2019, 05:12:26 PM
A National Worship of Tools Day...  :roll:

Okay then ladies... just who is going to worship my tool...?  :emot_laughing:

Least our tools have been well broken in....

Well, mine is well oiled!



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Reply #44 on: March 12, 2019, 02:34:11 AM

Don't forget, pi day is in 2 or 3 days (depending on your location).

I love irrational holidays!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #45 on: March 12, 2019, 12:18:57 PM

Tuesday March 12

    National Girl Scout Day
    National Plant a Flower Day
    National Baked Scallops Day

Great, now my mouth is watering just thinking about baked scallops.

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PS: For the record, a promposal is an elaborately staged way of asking for a date. To go to the prom. My granddaughter enlightened me.




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Reply #46 on: March 12, 2019, 01:02:58 PM
PS: For the record, a promposal is an elaborately staged way of asking for a date. To go to the prom. My granddaughter enlightened me.

I know, but she said that she planted pomposals (No R) in her yard.  I just don't know what that word means.  I found out about the portmanteau of Prom, and Proposal when I tried to look up what kind of flower pomposals are.  I assume they might be some sort of flower, but I'm not sure.



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Reply #47 on: March 12, 2019, 01:23:17 PM
National Plant a Flower Day???  Guess I'm left out of the loop there...we still have nearly three feet of snow still on the ground. :facepalm:


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Reply #48 on: March 12, 2019, 03:04:47 PM
No snow on the ground but the ground is frozen so no planting a flower here any time soon.

Mmmm, baked scallops.

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Reply #49 on: March 12, 2019, 05:21:18 PM
Does it count if I sear the scallops, then finish them in the oven?  I'm going to have to wait for John to get home, then see if they're available at HEB.  We get them from the Gulf, which is local enough for me, but it's also pretty seasonal.  I can't say at this point whether or not we'll be celebrating that, but Scallops are my favorite seafood, and I've been thinking about adapting a receipe I've been working on my head from the Halloween episode of Beat Bobby Flay.



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Reply #50 on: March 12, 2019, 09:16:45 PM
National Plant a Flower Day???  Guess I'm left out of the loop there...we still have nearly three feet of snow still on the ground. :facepalm:



What about snowdrops...?

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Reply #51 on: March 13, 2019, 04:52:57 AM
Let’s stop this right here. Otherwise this will get broken out and placed into a thread appropriate to the subject.

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Reply #52 on: March 13, 2019, 12:54:51 PM

Wednesday March 13

    National Good Samaritan Day
    National Earmuff Day
    National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day
    National Coconut Torte Day
    National K9 Veterans Day
    National Jewel Day
    National Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day (Second Wednesday in March)

Why would anyone want to open up an umbrella indoors?  :facepalm: People are weird.

I can't celebrate this since I don't even own an umbrella.

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Reply #53 on: March 13, 2019, 01:33:19 PM

Wednesday March 13

    National Good Samaritan Day
    National Earmuff Day
    National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day
    National Coconut Torte Day
    National K9 Veterans Day
    National Jewel Day
    National Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day (Second Wednesday in March)

Why would anyone want to open up an umbrella indoors?  :facepalm: People are weird.

I can't celebrate this since I don't even own an umbrella.

Remmy



It is 313 DAY also.  (area code of Detroit)

A celebration of all things Detroit, including Motown Music, Kid Rock, Eminem, Better Made Chips, Faygo, Vernors, and Ford, Chrysler and GM vehicles.  

Yes, I have on my Justin Verlander Tiger's jersey today.  Even though he isn't a Tiger anymore  :'( (they're much too expensive to get a new one).



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Reply #54 on: March 13, 2019, 03:19:17 PM
MJ - Detroit is also known as the most expensive place in the U.S. to insure an automobile.  :o

Wasn't Bob Seger from that area?


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Reply #55 on: March 13, 2019, 05:09:35 PM
MJ - Detroit is also known as the most expensive place in the U.S. to insure an automobile.  :o

Wasn't Bob Seger from that area?

Yes, my sister was a huge fan of Bob Seger and they went to every show when he played in the area.  Funny story, while Kevin went to shows, he wasn't a huge fan, but Karen was. Kevin spent an evening in a vendors suite at a Pistons game with him.  Seger was a close friend and neighbor of his vendor.   My sister was so mad because she was invited to go to the game but declined.  She ended up meeting him a year later at a pig roast at the vendor's home.  He had brought his guitar and sang a song just to her.

Insurance.   UGH.   Michigan is the highest state.   Detroit and the other major metro areas you can tack on another 10%.   This year for Mark, myself, plus the two girls, we'll pay $9200.   None of us have any points (tickets) on our licenses.  The girls are young, so they're each almost 50% more than mine alone.  It's ridiculous.

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Reply #56 on: March 13, 2019, 05:57:43 PM
Let’s stop this right here. Otherwise this will get broken out and placed into a thread appropriate to the subject.

Does this place "actually" have any appropriate place..??
It's always seemed to be a shoot from the hip and ask questions later (after all the carnage is clean up (well, sorta cleaned up anyway).

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Reply #57 on: March 13, 2019, 06:04:02 PM
(after all the carnage is clean up (well, sorta cleaned up anyway).

Was that irony intentional?  Asking for a friend.



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Reply #58 on: March 13, 2019, 08:44:01 PM
(after all the carnage is clean up (well, sorta cleaned up anyway).

Was that irony intentional?  Asking for a friend.

LOL....."I have no idea".......

Love,
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Reply #59 on: March 14, 2019, 12:22:16 PM

Thursday March  14

    National Potato Chip Day
    National Pi Day
    National Learn About Butterflies Day
    National Children’s Craft Day
    National Write Down Your Story Day
    National Ag Day (Changes Annually)

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