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Reply #20 on: March 05, 2019, 05:23:28 PM

Tuesday March 5






For many Europeans, it is paczki day.  Won't be able to get near a bakery today.



Thank you for picking up Remmy's slack, Rick.  A woo for that.

How one could not include Paczki day is baffling.  It's almost unforgivable.  Paczki day is also known as Fat Tuesday in Michigan.

https://www.polamjournal.com/Library/Holidays/paczki/paczki.html

I've had two REAL Paczkis today.  Made in the heavily Polish populated city of Hamtramck, MI.  Nothing quite like the Polish bakeries.

*eating two Paczkis means I consumed so many calories that I will need to run 50 miles to burn it off.

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Reply #21 on: March 05, 2019, 05:51:28 PM
I'm going to have to see if John is up for driving out to West.  (Texas.  Not in West Texas, it's North of here, but there's all kinds of Eastern European immigrants there, including Poles.)  Oddly enough, he was just in Elm Motte the other day to pick up some lamb from the Butcher. 



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Reply #22 on: March 05, 2019, 06:04:34 PM
My late wife was from Poland.  She never made any fuss about paczki.  I think I was the one that asked her about them.  It’s possible they were not as popular in Silesia where she was from, but then she also wasn’t a huge dessert person either preferring pork, fish and vodka.



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Reply #23 on: March 06, 2019, 12:49:18 PM

Wednesday March 6

    National Dentist’s Day
    National Dress Day
    National Frozen Food Day
    National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day
    National Oreo Cookie Day
    Ash Wednesday (46 days before Easter)

In honor of National Dress Day, I did.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #24 on: March 06, 2019, 12:52:52 PM

Thank you for picking up Remmy's slack, Rick.  A woo for that.

How one could not include Paczki day is baffling.  It's almost unforgivable.  Paczki day is also known as Fat Tuesday in Michigan.

https://www.polamjournal.com/Library/Holidays/paczki/paczki.html

I've had two REAL Paczkis today.  Made in the heavily Polish populated city of Hamtramck, MI.  Nothing quite like the Polish bakeries.

*eating two Paczkis means I consumed so many calories that I will need to run 50 miles to burn it off.

What am I, Carnak the Magnificent? I work with what I got.

No Oreos for you today young lady... since you had TWO Paczkis yesterday.

Remmy




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Reply #25 on: March 06, 2019, 01:20:48 PM

Thank you for picking up Remmy's slack, Rick.  A woo for that.

How one could not include Paczki day is baffling.  It's almost unforgivable.  Paczki day is also known as Fat Tuesday in Michigan.

https://www.polamjournal.com/Library/Holidays/paczki/paczki.html

I've had two REAL Paczkis today.  Made in the heavily Polish populated city of Hamtramck, MI.  Nothing quite like the Polish bakeries.

*eating two Paczkis means I consumed so many calories that I will need to run 50 miles to burn it off.

What am I, Carnak the Magnificent? I work with what I got.

No Oreos for you today young lady... since you had TWO Paczkis yesterday.

Remmy



Naw!

Jules has my permission to have as many Oreos as she likes under one condition.  She has to twist the cookie apart and very slowly lick the white inside until until all of that is gone.

And then she has to send me a PM and tell me about her thoughts while her tongue was licking.

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Reply #26 on: March 06, 2019, 09:41:30 PM
The white chocolate cheese cake sounds pretty tempting.

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Reply #27 on: March 07, 2019, 01:31:44 AM

Wednesday March 6

    National Dentist’s Day
    National Dress Day
    National Frozen Food Day
    National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day
    National Oreo Cookie Day
    Ash Wednesday (46 days before Easter)

In honor of National Dress Day, I did.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #28 on: March 07, 2019, 03:12:26 AM


What am I, Carnak the Magnificent? I work with what I got.




Carnak the Magnificent
Wait, is this an old person trick question?

And yes, I think you are magnificent.

No Oreos is okay, I have my girl scout cookies.

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Reply #29 on: March 07, 2019, 12:27:06 PM

Thursday March 7

    National Hospitalist Day (First Thursday in March)
    National Be Heard  Day *
    National Cereal Day
    National Crown of Roast Pork Day

* Can you hear me now? Hello?

Remmy  ;D

What am I, Carnac the Magnificent? I work with what I got.
Carnac the Magnificent
Wait, is this an old person trick question?

Okay, for all of you youngsters under 50, you can read about Carnac the Magnificent.

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Reply #30 on: March 07, 2019, 05:57:44 PM



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Reply #31 on: March 08, 2019, 12:25:48 PM

Friday March 8

    International Women’s Day *
    National Oregon Day
    National Peanut Cluster Day
    National Proofreading Day
    National Day of Unplugging (Second Friday in March)
    National Tartar Sauce Day (Friday After Lent Begins)
    World Book Day

* Now this is something worth a celebration. What a dreary place the world would be without women.

Remmy



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Reply #32 on: March 09, 2019, 11:56:44 AM

Saturday March 9

    National Barbie Day
    National Crabmeat Day
    National Meatball Day
    National Get Over it Day

So it's National Barbie Day, just get over it already...

Remmy



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Reply #33 on: March 10, 2019, 01:29:38 PM

Sunday March 10

    National Mario Day
    National Blueberry Popover Day
    National Pack Your Lunch Day
    National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
    Return of Daylight Savings (Second Sunday in March)

Sorry I was late, I lost an hour along the way.  :(

Remmy



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Reply #34 on: March 10, 2019, 04:14:54 PM
There is a national day for Mario? Who knew?  ;D

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Reply #35 on: March 10, 2019, 04:38:09 PM

Sunday March 10

    Return of Daylight Savings (Second Sunday in March)




Just an FYI, and I'm not trying to be picky here, it's just that there was a story on our local news this morning about it.   It is Daylight Saving Time  (without the 's' at the end of saving)    I never knew this myself.

https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/8-illuminating-facts-daylight-saving-time-article-1.2994488

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Reply #36 on: March 10, 2019, 08:11:32 PM
There is a national day for Mario? Who knew?  ;D

Remmy did...

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Reply #37 on: March 11, 2019, 12:40:48 PM

Monday March 11

    National Johnny Appleseed Day
    National Worship of Tools Day
    National Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day
    National Promposal Day
    National Napping Day (Day after Daylight Saving Time begins)

Promposal? What the hell is a promposal? Type that into Merriam-Webster and the reply you get is: "The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary."

I need a nap.

Remmy


Just an FYI, and I'm not trying to be picky here, it's just that there was a story on our local news this morning about it.   It is Daylight Saving Time  (without the 's' at the end of saving)    I never knew this myself.

https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/8-illuminating-facts-daylight-saving-time-article-1.2994488

Duly noted. That article was interesting. Below is one paragraph that I thought was funny.

On Nov. 4, 2007, Laurie Cirioli of North Carolina gave birth to twins — Peter at 1:32 a.m. and, 34 minutes later, to Allison. So Peter's the firstborn. Uh, no. Daylight Saving Time reverted to Standard Time at 2 a.m. Which means Allison was born at 1:06 a.m. So she's the alpha kid. Grist for sibling rivalry? Dad Jason Cirioli said at the time: "We'll let them work that out between themselves."

In other words, Peter was born first, but (officially) Allison is older by 26 minutes.

In high school I knew a set of identical twins who each had their own birthday. One popped out at 11:50 PM and the other twenty minutes later at 12:10 AM the next day.


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Reply #38 on: March 11, 2019, 01:33:17 PM
I can't believe this at all...

A National Worship of Tools Day...  :roll:

Okay then ladies... just who is going to worship my tool...?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #39 on: March 11, 2019, 02:32:37 PM



Duly noted. That article was interesting. Below is one paragraph that I thought was funny.

On Nov. 4, 2007, Laurie Cirioli of North Carolina gave birth to twins — Peter at 1:32 a.m. and, 34 minutes later, to Allison. So Peter's the firstborn. Uh, no. Daylight Saving Time reverted to Standard Time at 2 a.m. Which means Allison was born at 1:06 a.m. So she's the alpha kid. Grist for sibling rivalry? Dad Jason Cirioli said at the time: "We'll let them work that out between themselves."

In other words, Peter was born first, but (officially) Allison is older by 26 minutes.

In high school I knew a set of identical twins who each had their own birthday. One popped out at 11:50 PM and the other twenty minutes later at 12:10 AM the next day.


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Those are fun.

My father's childhood friends had a similar story.   One twin was born on Feb 28th at 11:55pm, the other was born on Feb 29th @ 12:10am.   Later in life, the twin born on the 29th, always claimed to be 4 times younger than his brother.  Even in his obituary, passing at 75, it listed his age at 18.  Most reading it might assume it was a typing mistake.  It was one final joke that his family thought he'd appreciate.

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