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Remington555

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on: March 01, 2019, 12:36:23 PM

March Month Long Observations

National Breast Implant Awareness Month
Asset Management Awareness Month
Endometriosis Awareness Month
Irish-American Heritage Month
Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Brain Injury Awareness Month
National Celery Month
National Cheerleading Safety Month
National Craft Month
National Credit Education Month
National Flour Month
National Frozen Food Month
National Kidney Month
National Noodle Month
National Nutrition Month
National Peanut Month
National Sauce Month
National Trisomy* Awareness Month
National Umbrella Month
National Women’s History Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month
National Music in Our Schools Month
National Social Work Month

Damn, I put it off too long. I was about to start a petition urging a month-long celebration of celery.  :facepalm:

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And just so you know:

* tri·so·my (trī'sō-mē)

The state of an individual or cell with an extra chromosome instead of the normal pair of homologous chromosomes; in humans, the state of a cell containing 47 normal chromosomes. For various types of trisomy syndrome, see entries under syndrome.





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Reply #1 on: March 01, 2019, 12:42:00 PM

Friday March 1

    National Dadgum That’s Good Day
    National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
    National Fruit Compote Day
    National Horse Protection Day
    National Pig Day
    National Read Across America Day* (If on Weekend, Moves to Closest School Day)
    National Day of Unplugging (First Friday in March)
    National Employee Appreciation Day (First Friday in March)
    National Salesperson Day (First Friday in March)
    National Minnesota Day

* Also known as Dr. Seuss Day

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Reply #2 on: March 01, 2019, 03:23:50 PM
I'm just happy to celebrate another end of the dreary month of February.

It used to be the month of March when we could expect to see a few crocus shoots coming up out of the ground, soon to be followed by daffodils and tulips. But the last few years it seems like it's very late in the month before that starts to happen, or we even have to wait for April to set things right.

I'm reminded of a poem:

It was a night in early spring,
The winter-sleep was scarcely broken;
Around us shadows and the wind
Listened for what was never spoken.

Though half a score of years are gone,
Spring comes as sharply now as then—
But if we had it all to do
It would be done the same again.

It was the spring that never came;
But we have lived enough to know
What we have never had, remains;
It is the things we have that go.”

― Sara Teasdale


My college days were spent at an upstate A&M with a big ag school enrollment. I noticed a lot of people got acting strange every month of March, something I didn't understand. One afternoon, I asked one of the guys in uniform blazers behind the information desk in the student union building, "How come everybody is so crazy?"

"It's plowing time," he told me. Somehow I understood. My grandfather was a farmer, but the calling never came down to me. Too bad, maybe.

Emily Dickinson says:

A little madness in the spring
Is fitting even for the king,
But god protect the clown
Who ponders this this tremendous scene –-
This whole Experiment of Green –-
And thinks it is his own!



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Reply #3 on: March 01, 2019, 04:04:57 PM
March is primarily associated with an American tradition known as -

March Madness

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Reply #4 on: March 01, 2019, 04:14:57 PM
Is an inch of snow coming in like a lion or lamb?  I was all set to email work saying I would work from home due to the snow, but even my side street was clear.  So here I am at work. . . . on my birthday.



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Reply #5 on: March 01, 2019, 05:59:49 PM
So here I am at work. . . . on my birthday.

Maybe it's just an opportunity for the Peruvian to have a surprise waiting for you when you get home...



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Reply #6 on: March 02, 2019, 12:51:26 PM

Saturday March 2

    National Old Stuff Day
    National Banana Cream Pie Day

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Reply #7 on: March 03, 2019, 12:44:32 PM

Sunday March 3

    National Anthem Day
    National I Want You to be Happy Day
    National Cold Cuts Day
    National Mulled Wine Day
    Soup It Forward Day
    Finisher’s Medal Day (First Sunday in March)

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Reply #8 on: March 03, 2019, 04:26:16 PM
Today would be a good day to have soup and a turkey sandwich.

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Reply #9 on: March 04, 2019, 12:28:54 PM

Monday March 4

    National Pound Cake Day
    National Hug a G.I. Day
    National Grammar Day
    Marching Music Day

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Reply #10 on: March 04, 2019, 02:01:13 PM
Anyone want to hug an ex-G.I.?  ;D

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Reply #11 on: March 04, 2019, 02:02:12 PM
I got a hug this morning before we even knew we're supposed to!



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Reply #12 on: March 05, 2019, 04:04:24 AM
 
Anyone want to hug an ex-G.I.?  ;D
>:D<   >:D<

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Reply #13 on: March 05, 2019, 12:28:48 PM

Tuesday March 5

    National Multiple Personality Day
    National Cheese Doodle Day
    National Absinthe Day
    National Pancake Day – IHOP (Changes Annually)
    Fat Tuesday (Day Before Ash Wednesday)

Wow, what a wide variety of things to celebrate, all on the same day. Isn't that just perfect if you have multiple personalities?  :D Now, where did my other self put those damn cheese doodles...

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Reply #14 on: March 05, 2019, 01:30:40 PM
Well, I for one will be celebrating Multiple Personality day...and so will I and him too. :D

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Reply #15 on: March 05, 2019, 02:01:08 PM
Absinthe? Omg! Shades of the French Foreign legion. Are we going to have an outbreak of “le cafard”?

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Reply #16 on: March 05, 2019, 02:54:23 PM
Well, it is green, and you what they say.  It makes the heart grow fonder.

Also, am I the only one that thinks that 1 day isn't enough to cover the complexities of Dissociative Identity Disorder?



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Reply #17 on: March 05, 2019, 03:55:12 PM
Well, it is green, and you what they say.  It makes the heart grow fonder.

Also, am I the only one that thinks that 1 day isn't enough to cover the complexities of Dissociative Identity Disorder?

Yup.

I never heard of it nor understand it.

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Reply #18 on: March 05, 2019, 04:05:22 PM
I never heard of it nor understand it.

DiD?  That's the modern clinical term for Multiple Personalities.  (Likewise, Manic-Depressive Nervosa is now known as Bipolar spectrum disorders.)  I just assume you didn't mean Absinthe.



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Reply #19 on: March 05, 2019, 04:11:06 PM
For many Europeans, it is paczki day.  Won't be able to get near a bakery today.


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