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Reply #120 on: March 24, 2019, 03:48:02 PM



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Reply #121 on: March 25, 2019, 12:03:05 PM

Monday March 25

    National Lobster Newburg Day
    National Medal of Honor Day :emot_USflag:
    National Tolkien Reading Day

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Reply #122 on: March 26, 2019, 12:39:47 PM

Tuesday March 26

    National Spinach Day
    National Nougat Day
    Epilepsy Awareness Day (Purple Day)
    National American Diabetes Association Alert Day (Fourth Tuesday in March)

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Reply #123 on: March 26, 2019, 01:03:06 PM





 Spinach, ick!

The only thing I liked about that cartoon was Wimpy.  My dad used to do the best impersonation of him.  He'd do it in front of my friends all the time and I'd be so embarrassed.   Now I crack up at him.



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Reply #124 on: March 26, 2019, 02:59:44 PM
Now Spinach day is one we can celebrate. I'm making Spanikopita!



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Reply #125 on: March 26, 2019, 06:08:55 PM
Tough call. Popeye and his spinach or Wimpy and all his hamburgers. Olive Oyl needed to put on some weight whereas Bluto needed to lose some.

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Reply #126 on: March 26, 2019, 06:10:38 PM
Tough call. Popeye and his spinach or Wimpy and all his hamburgers. Olive Oyl needed to put on some weight whereas Bluto needed to lose some.




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Reply #127 on: March 26, 2019, 07:15:50 PM
OMG, Olive Oyl has breasts?




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Reply #128 on: March 27, 2019, 01:34:42 AM

For 'epilepsy awareness', DON'T put anything in their mouth.  They won't swallow their tongue, and they're likely to bite your finger since they're not in control.  Move away anything that might hurt them and let them ride it out.  When they're over the jerking phase and in the 'blank' phase, gently roll them over onto their side in the recovery position.  The blank phase can last 10 minutes to half an hour, and the seizures generally only last a few minutes.  Talking to them in calm, reassuring tones may help them to break out of the petit mal part (the blank stare).

In the last handful of years, they've changed the name to 'Clonic Tonic seizure' (used to be Grand Mal).  Clonic is the thrashing or jerking part, and Tonic is the absence phase.

Any seizure can contain some of the elements of a Clonic Tonic seizure, though the full set is less common.  Most often it's just a Tonic seizure (blank stare).  You might not even notice it, or think they're daydreaming.

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Reply #129 on: March 27, 2019, 02:57:23 AM
All of ^that.  Just adding this for reference:



How to get them into the Recovery Position.  Regardless of their relative size.  If you know the technique, almost anyone can do it for almost anyone.  (Baring absurd differences, like a 6 year old, and a 500lb Morbidly obese epileptic/catatonic.)



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Reply #130 on: March 27, 2019, 12:45:15 PM

Wednesday March 27

    National Scribble Day
    National Joe Day
    National Spanish Paella Day
    Manatee Appreciation Day (Last Wednesday in March)
    National Little Red Wagon Day (Last Wednesday in March)


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Reply #131 on: March 27, 2019, 03:32:33 PM
remmy - bet you can get thousands of dollars from that scribbling. Just call it art and someone will buy it.  ;D ;D

I was a few days early, I guess, appreciating paella.

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Reply #132 on: March 28, 2019, 02:56:05 AM
All of ^that.  Just adding this for reference:




That picture is confusing, and I know several different ways that it SHOULD go.  Here's a short video showing one popular method, which is close to the one my mom showed me.  Her variation had the hand that he's putting in her armpit placed at the neck, so that your head rests on the outstretched arm and fingers, and is supported from flopping forward by that hand at your neck & chin.


My only caveat: if you suspect a neck or spine injury, DON'T DO THIS.  They're unlikely to choke or have trouble breathing resting on their back.  I do it all the time.  If they might vomit (particularly after a seizure or after CPR) then yes, by all means roll them.

I won't pollute the topic any further, but this is an important part of care.  Keep 'em comfy and breathing until the EMTs arrive.

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Reply #133 on: March 28, 2019, 12:47:57 PM

Thursday March 28

    National Weed Appreciation Day
    National Something on a Stick Day
    National Black Forest Cake Day

Why would I want to appreciate weeds? That makes no sense... unless... unless it means the kind of weed you set on fire... hmmm

Well, poop on a stick.  ^-^

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Reply #134 on: March 28, 2019, 03:23:16 PM
Chocolate covered frozen bananas were on a stick. Way back when. Don't know if they sell them now.

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Reply #135 on: March 28, 2019, 03:33:42 PM
I have a lot of weeds on my property like dandelions, lamb’s quarters and purslane; all delicious and healthy.  Purslane has very high levels of omega-3s.



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Reply #136 on: March 28, 2019, 03:48:01 PM
Chocolate covered frozen bananas were on a stick. Way back when. Don't know if they sell them now.

They still have them.  I love them both - chocolates & bananas, and the combination together is very good.  Unfortunately they are only at carnivals and such, not in the stores.  It's something I will not eat in public.

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Reply #137 on: March 28, 2019, 03:50:09 PM
My birth name is Daniel, so my favorite flower is Dandelions.  (Also, the Gardening industry standard definition for a weed is "Something you don't want growing there.)  I used to farm them.  As soon as I found out that those parachutes that come off of the puffball stage were seeds, I filled the whole yard with them, until the neighbors caught me, and told my mom, because they were starting to spread to their yards.



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Reply #138 on: March 28, 2019, 04:00:57 PM

It's something I will not eat in public.


Why???   :emot_laughing:




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Reply #139 on: March 28, 2019, 04:06:00 PM

Chocolate covered frozen bananas were on a stick. Way back when. Don't know if they sell them now.


They still have them.  I love them both - chocolates & bananas, and the combination together is very good.  Unfortunately they are only at carnivals and such, not in the stores.

 It's something I will not eat in public.


Trader Joe's sells them.






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