Size Matters (FM Date)

[psiberzerker]

I knew I was going to get some, tonight.  I planned on it, and honestly, I'd had some bad luck with guys lately, but Colin.  He's so sweet, and romantic, he's "Not in any rush," and just saying that was so sweet.  I honestly couldn't wait on the way back from the festival. 

So, I pulled over, and popped my seatbelt.  Practically dove over to his seat, and started kissing him passionately.  Feeling his chest, and his hands on my bra.  Pulled out his shirt to feel down his abs, and then his lap.

"Holy shit, what the hell is that?"

"Oh, uh."  He looked away, and pushed my hand off.  Ashamed? 

"You didn't stuff it to impress me?"  It's not like I was staring at his crotch the whole time, and his pants were lose enough.  Honestly, if he had a summer sausage in there to show off, he would have worn tighter pants.  It was just such a shock I didn't even think about it until I got his pants open, and it sprang up.  "Uh?"  I couldn't believe it was real!  "You could've warned me?"

"Well, I don't like to brag."

"No, I know that, I.  Just."  Can't even barely get both hands around it.  "I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of it.  It's just, well.  A pretty big surprise."  I moved back over to my seat, and he pulled his underwear back up.  To cover it, but that barely did the trick. 

"It's okay, maybe I can go down on you, and finger you off?"

"Yeah," I grabbed the keys, "Huh, I'm a big girl.  I can probably take it, but not here."  I looked around, backing out carefully so I didn't catch the mirror on the corner.  "I've probably taken more, in plastic, it just takes a while to work up to it."

Now, I'm talking to myself, and he's remarkably quiet, for a while.  So, I can think about what I'll say to Tanner when I get home.  It's her turn to have the apartment to herself, and her boyfriend.

"Huh, you know I like how big you are."  I just shook my head in disbelief.  "It's not that, I really do."

"Of course."  Most guys like looking at my tits, I heard that before too.  I'm the perfect height in heels, because they have an excuse not to look up at me.  Talk to my chest instead of my face, but not him.  Not Colin, but being so short, "It just doesn't make any sense."

"I know, I don't understand it either, but we're both freaks."

"Oh, don't cry."

"Snh!  It's just."  He sobbed, "This always happens, and I really like you!"

"I know, I like you too.  It's no big deal."

"Yes it is!"

"No, it's not.  We just have to take our time.  Hell, I'm supposed to crap a baby head out of there," so romantic,    "Huh!  And it's not That big."

"Huh, I'm sorry.  You're right."  He wiped his eyes, and his nose on his sleeve.  Which just left a smear of snot, like he'd jerked off, and missed, but I held his hand.  I had to let go to put it in park, turn off the motor, and get out.  "I'm willing to try, for you.  You're worth it."

"Oh!"  I just kicked my heels off, and kissed him.  Right there in the parking lot with my chest heaving, and my panties steamed up, but I held his head to my chest, and just hugged him for a while.  "Huh!"  Such a motherly gesture, but I'm never going to have kids, his kids to grow up this tall unless we can make this work.  "You're so worth it too, come on."  I led him by the hand, up to the door, but I knocked first.

"Blythe?"  She didn't undo the chain, "It's my night!"

"I know, I just.  Something's come up."  I tried not to giggle, "I just need to grab some st';"  She slammed the door, and locked the bolt.  "Well, we're just going to have to stop by the sex shop, on the way to your place?"

"What for?"  He nodded.

"Dildos, you know that's short for dilator?"

"No, but it makes sense."

"That's how I do it, when I feel like taking the biggest one I've got."  I squeezed it in his lap when he got in.  Soft, and remarkably normal sized.  "Huh!"  I got out my keys, "I'll show you," and started it up.

I'm not a size queen, honestly it's not worth the trouble to stretch myself out to the big guns all the time, nor even most of the time, but I know what to do.  Sometimes, you just want to push the limits.  See how far it will go, and how much you can take.  If you've got the hours, and hours it takes to relax, and stretch out enough to fit a wine bottle in there. 

The riesling bottles especially.  Not even Tanner knows that's why I started drinking it in the first place, but it's none of her business.  Just like I don't go through her things to see what kind of porn she looks at when she's playing with herself, and trying to keep it down.  She's a good roommate like that, especially since her boyfriend keeps trying to hook up some kind of threesome between us.

Yeah, if I ever get that desperate, just shoot me, but she's cool about it.  She's the one that said she would never do that to me, and ruin our friendship.  "Here."  Back at the challenge at hand, we showed our IDs, and I went right back to get one I had my eye on for a few weeks already.  It's a big step.

"A buttplug?"

"Well, you don't have to use it for that, but the shape really helps for stretching you out, front, or back."

"You're really into anal?"

"Not really.  I tried it, and it's not bad, but it's not as good as the real thing."

"Uh!"  I just can't keep my hands off it, and why should I? 

"Oh, don't worry about it.  This is a sex shop, and I'll tell the guy at the counter it's for me."  I don't know his name, but he's gay.  Very very gay, and he's seen me in here enough times that he's got some idea what all I buy.

"You're going to need some lube with that!"  He joked.

I couldn't help laughing, but I stopped when I saw Colin squirm.

"I know!  It's for me, just put it in the bag with some Wet so I can get them home."  Of course, there's the complimentary bottle, they didn't have any rubbers that would fit it, but even if you don't know what you're doing, anyone could see that the little squeeze bottle wasn't going to be enough.

"Sure."  He threw in a big bottle, so I shrugged.  My grant check should hit before the charge on my card clears, I'll just have to remember to move some money around, before Rent.

"Uh, I hate to say it,"  Out front, "but we can't go to my house."

"Why not, your room mate?"

"Well, my dad, but let me explain."

"I don't care if you live with your mom, and dad."

"Just my dad, but.  He needs me to take care of him, or I would have left a long time ago.  My brothers, and sisters don't want to help, and they have families of their own.  Huh, I just hate feeling like a loser."

"You're not.  Colin, listen to me.  You are not a loser, at all.  You're the nicest, sweetest guy I ever met, and staying behind to take care of your father when nobody else will doesn't make me think any less of you.  In fact, I love you even more."

"You do?"

"It's just another thing that's so you."

"I love you too."

So, I kissed him in the parking lot of the sex shop this time.  It was a great kiss, and a wonderful moment.  Too bad we won't be able to tell our kids about it, but we finally said it.  We love each other, and that's what's most important.  We can work through everything else, knowing that, but.  "I bet I can put the seats down in the back.  Come on."

I just have to find somewhere private, where we can park.

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[psiberzerker]

Well, that killed the mood, for a little while.  Fortunately, I'm fertile as fuck, so it didn't last.  I found out why he never talked about his family, though.

"I'd love to meet him."

"No, you wouldn't.  Honestly, I know how you feel about guys like that."

"Like what?"

"You remember the one at the festival?"

I shook my head, "There was all kinds of guys at the Festival."

"The one that asked you what you're doing with that shrimp."  Meaning him.

"Yeah, ha!  You handled it well."  Honestly, that just made it harder to stay through all the sets, when I really wanted to drag him off, and find somewhere private enough to jump his bones.  He just joked about it, without his usual self-deprecating humor, but he didn't stand up to him, and start a fight.  I almost decked him myself before he said I'm not worth it, and fucked off.

"Well, the joke is he's a dickhead.  It runs in the family, but he let it go to his head, and drove everyone else away."

"Like your mother?"

"Well, she could take it,"

"Obviously," he said brothers, and sisters, plural.  Which means at least 5 kids.

"But," he held up his hand, "He showed it off a little too much, and one of my sister's girlfriend."

"Now, when you say."

"My bisexual sister." he noodded, "Yeah, she saw it, and called the cops.  It was all just a big misunderstanding, he was just lying around the house when they came in, but."  He shrugged, "I guess that was the last straw."

Honestly, what I'm doing with a shrimp like him?  It isn't enough, I just have to find somewhere private enough, but finally I got to an Industrial part of town.  Not the best scenery, pipes, warning signs, and chainlink with coils of razor wire on top, but I've had enough romance for one weekend, and nothing to show for it, but 2 handfuls of cock.

"Huh, this should do."  Around the corner, it said these premises were monitored by security cameras, but when I got out, I checked.  Sure enough, there was a blind spot, where I could pop open the hatch back, and put the seats down.  "Then why do you stay with him, if he keeps you from bringing women home, and."

He stopped me, feeling my cheekbones with his thumbs, and my jaw with his fingertips.  "I don't want to talk about it, right now."

"Of course."  I just let him pull me down, with his head tilted sideways, and sat on the bumper.  Kissing him, and he twisted to lean up against my lap.  It wasn't that chilly tonight, and the car would heat up once we got in there, but once again I found it in his lap.

It's soft, and feels about normal size until it starts swelling, and keeps bloating larger, and larger, long before it even starts to feel hard to the touch.  By then, it's wider than my hand, so I rubbed circles around it.  Up one side, and down the other.  It's not the biggest one I've seen, either, but only in porn.  

I certainly never felt one this big around, so I lay back.  "Huh!"  Skooted on my elbows, and ass, so he could follow me in, and pull the vinyl strap to lower the lift-gate.  I guess, 3 door hatchback.  It's not my car, but Tanner's deal.  I get to borrow it, so she can have the apartment for the night, it's just not all that roomy.

For me, and my 6'3" frame, but he didn't have to say it again.  Just the way he held my face, I remember him telling me how much he loved my cheek bones, my hard jaw, and even kissed the flat of my chin.  I always hated it, of course.  Ever since high school, when I stopped letting the guys call me ugly, and Andre, because they didn't want to get beat up.

I didn't want to be a fighter, but I didn't have much choice, until I found a lover like Colin.  "Huh, go on.  Get it out."

"Oh," he climbed up for the seats, and I just grabbed him by the waistband, laughing.  Not sure if he was joking, or serious, but he let me break open his pants, and reach inside.  "You don't have any trouble, keeping it hard?"

"Oh, no.  Not yet."

"Huh!"  Once again, I felt the blood pumping back into it, only this time I could actually watch it.  Bulging, and feel his pulse.  It getting thicker, and thicker, but not all that much longer.  "Huh!"  Now that I can see all of it, with him sideways on his hip.  It's not really all that long, it's just so thick, and big around, with a nice big nob on the end, and a foreskin I can slip down with my thumbs.  Smell it, and kiss it.  Open my mouth as wide as it will go, but I don't think I can suck it without my teeth scraping it.  So, I satisfy myself with just the end, and pulling the skin up and down with both hands.  Both thumbs touching, but just half of my fingers between each other.

It's like a beercan, or a 16 ounce tallboy, with a round firm head on the end, and warm skin to slip up and down between my fingers.  "Smooch, huh!  It's still hard to believe."

"Haha, yeah.  Let me get the lube, and the dilator."

"Yeah," I had to roll over, and pull my dress up.  Over my shoulders, bent over, but the back window is so low I can't even get up on my knees without crawling up after him.  Laughing in delight at his pants falling down, and pulling at his undershorts playfully.

It has been so long, too long, and I'm really going to enjoy this.  My man, Colin.  For the rest of our lives.

[psiberzerker]

He turned around, and crawled back.  So, I rolled over, and put my leg up, with the wheel well in my back, but I had to bend my neck behind the seat.  "My turn," he had to help me with my underpants, while I shifted my hip off of them.  Put my leg back up when he got them down to my feet.

"Huh, you're pretty well endowed too!"  He laughed, but he wasn't talking about my 44Cs.  Still in my bra, but I didn't feel like going through the contortions it would take to get them out.  You have any idea how hard it is to find a bra that fits?  I had this one custom made, because the regular ones are fitted for plus sized girls, which means more fat to pad their shoulder blades, and ribs.

The upshot of that was I could get exactly what I want, so I can feel the red lace, and the lining against my nipples when they harden.  He showed me what he ment, by touching my clit hiit, then running his fingertips gently down them before pressing down to pull it back.  Exposing the tip, and following them with his tongue.  "Uhn!"  

I tore my eyes off of his ass, and his hairy balls.  Too far away for my to reach, but his tail draped limp, and chubby against his thigh.  "Uh, huh!"  

He didn't say anything, just felt the split with a wiggle of his tongue to dig it out, and then let it slip back through my folds.  Wagging to slick them out of my lips, and explore deeper, and deeper.  "Huh, you're good at that."

"Huhl luh?"  He nodded, then slipped his tongue back and forth.  Up and down the wrinkles from the hole to the split where they came together, and wiggling it before licking back to dig it in my hole again.  "Oh, oh!  Yeah, that's enough."

"Smooch.  Huh, you want me to stop?"

"I want to get fucked, here."  I handed him the unwrapped toy, "You better get started, but no rush."  Like he said, "If I just wanted to get eaten out, I'd go find a lesbian."

It's not like I don't get offers all the time, but that just reminded me of the dickheads.  I had to laugh, because he sure nailed that right on the head!  "Ahahahah!"  That made my pelvic floor spasm, and spread out around the bluntish tip, but he didn't need the lube yet.  Again, he wiggled it like his tongue, only now he could twist it, and swirl it around to work it in deeper.  Stretching me tighter, and brushing my thigh with the side of his head.  "HahAh Hah!"  It tickled, but the spasms just helped him swirl it in deeper, stretching me wider, and the tickles from his hair just added a thrill of unexpected pleasure on top.

Not to mention getting his chin, and nose out of the way.  So he could lick the wet clit hood, and slip it back a little bit.  Then kiss the head, and it slipped in before the split fluttered, and the air made it slip back out.  So, he hugged my thigh tighter, and gave me more of the warming plastic cone.  So the cool ring warmed up with contact with my hot sex, and my petals slipped against it twisting, and swirling deeper until he could dig it out again.

Suck it in, and let it slip out with a flutter of air, but hold it to suck in again.  The flutters in the split, each time it broke the seal over, and over.  "Faster, suck it faster."

"Smp smp smpspsmip!"

"NyhnNnNeah!  Augh!"  I clenched down so tight, and clamped his head between my thighs, so the plastic cone squeezed out, and left me clenching at nothing, but too late.  My orgasm struck me, and knocked me down.  Or it felt like that, I hit the back of the seat I was trying to lay on instead of already being there, but I felt an oblique pain from a cramp between the top of my thigh, and my twitching tummy.  "Ah, ow fugh fuck!"  I had to shove him out of my way with my hip to get it out from under me, and try to rub some of the tension out of the pulled muscle.  "Cramp, CRAMP!  Ngsz, Jesz!"

"Shit."

"What?"

He looked back from the back window, that wasn't fogged up yet, somehow.  As muggy and stuffy as the air felt in here, there was nothing to keep me from seeing the security guard.  Running off, holding the front of his pants with his belt.

"Oh, huh!  Ahahahahah!"

"I bet he's not going to call the cops."

"Yeah, he'd have to explain why he was jerking off, watching us.  Huh?"

"Yeah, so you want to stay?"

"Huh!"  I have to think.  "Let me catch my breath.  Why don't you drive around the block, and find another spot before he comes back?"

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[psiberzerker]

By the time I dropped off Colin at home, and got back, Tanner's boyfriend was gone.  So, I pulled into the spot, and knocked anyway.  Just in case she had the chain done, but I checked the door and it was open.

"Snh!"  She turned back from halfway to the door, and covered up her face.

"Oh!" I set my stuff down, "What's wrong?"

"Huh!  I broke up with Rick.  I'm sorry I kicked you out, it was a mistake.  A big mistake."

I walked her back to the couch.  "What happened?"

"Huh, well?  We fucked, and then we're just cuddling on the couch when you came by.  We didn't even finish the movie, because after that, all he wanted to talk about was you, and me.  Together."

"Huh!"    "What is it with him, and the whole threesome thing?"

"That's what I said!"  She stuck up her nose indignantly.  "I told him I'll go down on a girl right after he sucks a dick, and so he got pissed, and just left.  Me alone."

"Well, you're better off without him."

"I know?  I can see that it wasn't anything more serious than a gloried booty call, and he was barely even a friend with benefits.  Much less boyfriend material, but he was good in bed.  I guess, that was enough for a while, but I can't stand the whole.  Bisexual, double standard with him.  Any more, he says it's not cheating if we do you together, but he just doesn't care about how you feel about it, let alone me!"

"Well, it's over now, and I'm sure you'll find someone better."

"So," she changed the subject, "How did the festival go?"

"Oh, you know.  Just a bunch of jam bands, singing about the Wall.  If I never hear another rendition of that song."

She giggled, "They all did it?  Pink Floyd, right?"

"Well, not every single one, but maybe every other one.  Most of them had alternative lyrics, but.  We don't need no wall, we need education?  Yeah, that kind of thing."

"Yeah, um."  She glanced over at my purse, and the giant buttplug I left standing up next to it when I came in.  "Speaking of which, he can't.  Take that whole thing, can he?"

"Hahuh?  No, it's not for him, it's for me."

"Well, I know you're a big girl, with small hands."  She kidded, and hit my arm, "But seriously?"

"Well?"  I'm not going to write out the whole thing again, but suffice it to say, it just felt good to get off my chest.  

She laughed, "How big?"

"Well?"  Instead of comparing it to a 16 ounce can, I just held up my hands, "About this big, and."  Cupped my fingers, "That big around.  Too big, so I thought I'd need to loosen up.  Then the security guy, well.  I got a cramp trying to curl up back there, and Colin busted him watching us."  I don't mind her pointing out my small hands.  It's a running gag between us, that she barely comes up to my armpit, and yet has slightly longer fingers.  "I could barely get my hands around it."  I have to hold a beercan in both hands too.  It just looks stupid.  That's how I grew up, some parts of me grew so huge they stick out.  I just have to put on enough smokey eye, and grin to look like a skull in a wig, and that's why we're perfect for each other, really.

Colin's the only one, man, or women I ever met that could really understand what that's like.  I just never knew why before, but talking to Tanner about it, really helped me figure that out.  "Thanks.  I had to spend a little extra" $60.00 plus tax at the sex shop, "So I owe you for gas."

"Don't worry about that, but you think that security guard got my license number?"

"I don't know, I didn't talk to him, but I'm beat."  I started closing the door.  "Good night."

"G'night."