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psiberzerker

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on: February 08, 2019, 06:14:50 PM
"Happy Birthday," the bouncer handed me back my licence, which I put in my wallet, and went in.  

"What'll it be?"  The bartender dropped a coaster in front of me, so I sat down, and looked over the selection of beers.  

"Uh, how about a Mickey's?"  I'd never seen it on tap before, a fine malt-liquor, I'd heard.  From my black friends, and white rap fans, I'd gotten drunk with.

"Well," a woman came up, and sat right next to me, "Since there's no policy of free drinks on your birthday, let me get that for you.  Congratulations."

"Thanks, sip!"  I licked my lips, and set the frothy mug down.  "I never had someone buy me a drink before."  But I heard, this is the place.  Lay-Ds, where every night is Lady's Night, according to the commercial.  "Honestly, I never understood the whole bar-scene, so I thought I'd try it out."  

"Well, that explains why I'd never seen you in here before."  She laughed, and finished putting her pocketbook in her purse, she leaned in.  Again, intimately, and even while I get the feeling that I'm being hit on, it's a nice feeling.  I bit odd, but in the back of my mind.  While we make small talk, and she shows more than a little cleavage down the front of her low neckline.  Set into motion with a shrug, "It beats drinking alone."  

That's what this place is for, from what I hear.  "My folks met in a bar, and my grandparents.  Aunts, and uncles, I guess you could even say it's a family tradition, I just never got it."  A place for women to pick up men.  Single men, who want to stay single, they can come here too.  Alcohol being a social lubricant, I don't know, but I'd thought about it over the past 3 years.  Ever since I was old enough to vote, buy porn, and "I don't know."

"Well, how do you like it so far?"  She touched my sleeve, and rubbed my arm through it.  Getting closer, and her voice lower.  Even more sultry, I looked around, and saw that all eyes were on me.  Well, except the bartender, who I have to say is what you'd call a Specimen.  Speciman?  The bouncer too, of course.  Large, muscular, intimidating.  Bald, and barrel chested with a mustache like a walrus, or a bare-knuckled boxer.

Other than that, all women.  All looking at me, and the woman next to me.  "I just got here, but.  Comfortable?"  I sat back, then caught myself on the edge of the bar.  The backless bar-stool.  "Uh, you want to get a booth, or something?"

"Yeah."  She took her martini glass, filled with something dark, translucent, but reddish brown, and a cherry floating in it.  Instead of an olive, or a twist of citrus zest.

"What are you drinking?"

"Oh," she swirled it on it's base, but didn't take a drink, so I sipped mine, and set it down.  With the foam from the tap broken down to a few bubbles clinging to the side.  "I don't have a name for it yet.  Try it?"

"Okay,"  I figured if she was going to drug me?  No, don't be silly, but that's why I decided to come here.  I'm not what you would call a lady's man, but it tasted.  "Weird., but I like it."  Sweet, and bitter, but not fruity.  She nodded, and chewed the cherry.  I didn't know what to say, so I took another sip.  

She gently plucked the stem out, without touching her lipstick, and set it on the napkin.  Tied in a knot, with her tongue, she sipped it from the straw, and set it down with a smile.  "Well, I like it."

"It's an acquired taste."  I nodded.  "Like beer, cigars...  Getting hit on."  There, I said it.  

"Anybody ever tell you you're adorable when you blush?"  She scooted over, and put her arm around me.  "Don't be nervous."

"I'm not, I just.  Huh, I never done this before."  I've, or, I'd?  What's wrong with my grammar, I'm lying.  I'm lying through my teeth, I'm nervous as hell, I have no idea what to do, or to say, but that's what you came here for, isn't it?  Aggressive women, that make all the moves, and like wimpy guys that don't come on too strong, because they own the place.  Run the place, and hire men like that.  Beefcake, he looks like a stripper, a male one, and I don't know whether to believe the stories I've heard about it getting wild here, but at the same time I remember the video I saw on Dancing Bear.

"Relax, have another drink?"

"I think, I'll try one of your's."  It's just weird having her hand on my leg, and all the women turned around.  Some of them even got up, and came over.  From behind me to sit down, or stand around in front of us.  Talking, and looking jealous?  

She held up 2 fingers, and the Chippendale's guy got started pouring them together in a shaker.  Setting up glasses, with cherries, and she kissed my cheek.  I felt the greasy mark on my cleanshaven skin, but she kept going down my neck.  Breathing down my collar, and feeling me up.  I'm okay, I'm fine with this.  It's okay, relax.  Have another drink, and stop being so scared of this.

What are you afraid of?  "Huh, you can touch me too."  She took my hand, and put it right down the front of her dress.

"Huh!"  No bra on, at least I don't feel any bra, but they're surprisingly warm, soft, and smooth. That's something I didn't suspect, how smooth, and poreless her skin felt, compared to the rough hairy coarse skin I feel all over.  

Not for the first time, I wonder what women see in men, or gay men for that matter.  Now, I have to wonder what she sees in me?  She called me adorable, for blushing, and "I'm Mike."

"Huh, Twila."

"You want to get out of here?"

"Sure," she let me out, and helped me up.  "I thought you'd never ask."  She didn't grope me, right in front of everyone.  She just pushed my hardon up in my pants.  So it wasn't sticking straight out, and I hunched a little at the dry cotton rubbing the head hard, but before I ejaculated prematurely, I just felt a single drop leak out the tip.  "Come on."

The bartender followed us, carrying both our drinks.  "Where?"

"There's a room back here."  I jumped when she pushed me.  Gently, but by the seat of my pants.  

"A bedroom?"  I looked around.

"Well, we call it the drunk tank."  The bartender chuckled, and set down the martini glasses by the bed.  "So, you can sleep it off if you need to pass out, but you two have fun."

He pulled the door, even as Twila's fingers worked their way down the buttons from my collar.  With remarkably quick skill.  "Huh, there's rubbers in the bedside."

Between the 2 beds, but it's not like a bedroom, people live in.  A boy's room, or a girl's room, there's no closet, dresser, or anything but the 2 beds, with a nightstand.

One nightstand between them.  "Huh, huhahah?"

"What?"  

"2 beds, one nightstand."  She held my arms, and felt my chest through my undershirt.

"Hihnuhuh!"  Giggling, and jiggling against my back.  "Yeah, I never saw it as that before, but you're right."  She found the top of my pants, and got them open with the same rapid ease with which she unbuttoned my shirt.  Kissing my neck, and breathing down my collar again, but that broke the ice.  So, I could relax, and just picked a bed.

Interesting, that one's made up with pink sheets, the other in baby blue, so I picked the former.  After all, it's is Lady's night, and I am playing the Lady's man.

Turning around, and laying back.  Watching her dance out of the dress.  With no music, I'm struck by how easy it is to just pinch the shoulder straps, and lift it up.  So, she could throw some shimmy in with her hips.

Her bright yellow underwear, and her tight muscular abs.  Flexing, with her gyrating hips, then sucking in with a breath, and a sigh.  That gave me some time to unwrap the rubber, and roll it on, but the best part was when she stuck her arms straight up.  The waist stretched out, then fell with her breasts dropping out.  Bouncing under the skirt?  Is it still called a skirt when it's attached to the top in a dress?

Sure enough, she had no bra on, but teased me a little more.  Turning away, but looking back.  Covering up her chest, but shaking her hips so her ass jiggled in the seat of her bright yellow panties, then laying out the dress across the blue sheet on the other bed.  

Navy blue, and gold, really set off her hair, and her eyes.  The deeply tanned skin, with no lines, and just the curve of one breast from the side, but her thumbs slipping in the waistband to pull them out over her hips.  Her womanly hips, "God, you're, so.  Curvaceous."  Shaking my head, and my mouth gone dry.  I tried to swallow the lump in my throat, but washed it down with that drink.

I don't care what it's called, but I like it.  I like it all.  It's an acquired taste, but it doesn't take that long to get used to.  Even enjoy, but the sight before me sure makes it easy.

"Uh!"  She pinched the tip, with a rubbery slip.

"You have to save a place for your wad."

"I forgot."

"It's all right."  She got on, straddling me, and sat down on my hips. Pinning me, and running it up and down the crack between her legs.  I don't want to call it a vagina, nor a pussy.  Cunt, twat, or whatever, I just wish there were a better term between the clinical, and the raunchy, but her sex.  Her hot wet slippery sex.  "You can touch me."

"Sorry."  Gladly, taking two handfulls of soft smooth warm womanly flesh.  Breast flesh.  "Uh, huh?  Huh, sorry."

She frowned, but then shook her head, and smiled.  "Huh!"  Sighed, heavily in my hands, and on my hips.  "It's all right.  For your first time."

"You're not satisfied?"

"Huh, no but thanks."  I had to scoot over, so she could turn, and lay down against the wall.  Kiss my neck, and pull my arm up, to rest her hair on like a pillow.  "You don't mind, if we cuddle for a while?"

"You don't mind if I touch you some more?"  I'm sure I'll get it up again, right away, "I just need a minute.  I'll last longer, the next time.  I promise."

"Down here."  She put my hand between her legs.

"I don't know what to do."

"I know."  She kissed my neck again, "But you'll learn."
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psiberzerker

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Reply #1 on: February 08, 2019, 07:52:45 PM
There was a bottle of lube in the drawer, and toys with a sign that said to use rubbers and clean them up after you're done. 

We didn't need them, she was juicy enough after my first orgasm that she just had to check my nails first.  "Nice manicure," she stuck my fingers in her mouth, and sucked on them, while I explored between her legs with my other hand.

First of all, she's not a natural blonde.  I noticed her eyebrows, after I saw her brown pubic hairs, but I don't care.  They kind of got in the way, but she also said not to worry about it.  Which actually made me feel a lot better about the pressure to perform. 

It turns out that the quickie just took a lot of that pressure off.  Even though I didn't get inside her yet, she said it was okay, and while we wait for me to recover, I might as well take the opportunity to explore her body.  Especially her sex, her hot juicy sex, and even her pubes were damp with sweat.  "Snh!"  I could smell it, in her hair as well.  I had to slip my fingers out of her mouth to hold it up, and take a deep breath, but her hair smelled amazing, and her sex was really stinking up the room as well.

"Huh, my clit.  No, uh.  Up here, rub up here, uh huh!"

The hair made it even harder to find, but she guided my thumb to a spot.  Just like any other spot in front, not even inside the cleft, but I had my finger in there, with 2 more to spread her open, and wiggle it inside. 

"In, an out.  Huh, faster, huh faster ah.  Yeah faster!"  My finger came out wet, and she made squelching noises.  Humping my finger, which I plunged in and out, a couple times each hum, but she stopped saying faster, so I figured that was fast enough, and just rubbed the hair harder until she stopped moaning, and humping.  "SNH!  HhuhHhuh!  ShH!"  She made a face,I'd never seen before, even in porn.  The strangest wince, like it hurt, only her teeth were bared, and then she smiled.  Her eyes rolled up under her eyelids, and her eyebrows turned around?  The wrinkles went out of her forehead, and she just shivered.  Shuddered harder, and harder, until she was shaking, and squeezing my finger. 

My ring finger slipped, and more juice ran out over it.  Stuck between the lip, and the inside of her thigh.  "Uh uh ah hahn!  Whew!"  She panted, then took a deep ragged breath.  "Hhuh!"  She sighed, and let her leg down.  Ran her knee up my side, and blinked.  Smiling, and looking right at me, so red, and beautiful, even with her lipstick smudged, I just had to kiss her.  Still panting, but theough her nose so it blew on my cheek, I realized that's all the makeup she had on. 

No blush, that was real.  Even in the dim romantic light of the booth, her face wasn't red at all until we got back here, where it's brighter, and there's panels on the ceiling.  "Huh!  Not bad."  She hugged me, and snuggled my arm between her breasts.  "Huh, not bad at all for your first time?"

I nodded.  "Huh, yeah.  I'm glad I could get you off, too."  But the rubber felt gross, and clingy.  Wrinkled up around my softoff, she let me pull my arm out, and get up.  Looking around for the trashcan, it was empty, but I felt a little sick when the rubber squeaked, and the head tried to crawl inside as if I had a foreskin.

"Hm!"  She hugged the pillow, and just lay there, breathing.  Her eyes closed. 

"You going to sleep?"

"Oh, no.  I'm sorry.  Come here."

"Okay?"  She pulled my shirt up, so I pulled it off while she moved over to the side of the bed.

"Huh, no chance of disease?"

I shook my head, barely believing how incredibly sensitive my balls were.  After I got off, but it's not like I just got off, I must have fingerbanged her for, a while?  But she rolled them up, and sucked on them first. 

"Huh, that's amazing!" 

"Hmhm!"  She nodded, sideways, but with her elbow under her head, and that made my dick roll off to the side.  Over her jaw, and her red hot neck.  "Swop!  Ngah!  Huh!"  She licked her lips.  "Snh, can you hand me a tissue?"

"Sure."  The box was all there was on top of the bedside.  The one nightstand, I chuckled at the little joke again, and wondered if I'm getting it, or it wasn't intended in the first place, but then again.  The bartender called it the drunk tank.  Just in case there was 2 drunks that needed a bed to sleep it off, but I'm happy to feel my dick hardening in her mouth.

"Huh!"  She held it up, and kissed underneath, turning her head, and holding it up on one hand.  So she could lick it, and I just brushed the tissue off into the trashcan.  With her lipstick wiped off, I pulled another one out to wipe the greasiness off my balls, and she sat up.  "You don't want a blowjob?"

"You want to?"

"Suck you off?  Yeah, sit down."

"Okay," I moved over on the end, so I didn't sit on her dark blue dress, but she got down on her knees, and played with it?  Between my legs, it wasn't like any blowjob I'd ever seen.  In porno, but I don't suppose it's really realistic, anything I'd watched in porno.  It's just to whack off to, but try to enjoy it, man?  What's wrong with you?

"What is it with blowjobs, anyway?"

"Smuip, smooch?  Huh, I don't know, I love dick."  She shrugged, "Especially in my mouth, especially when I can trust a guy, to blow it in my mouth.  Huh, I love cum, especially."

"Huh, okay."  I patted her head, so she'd go back down, and keep sucking.  "Yeah, that's good.  Suck it, suck it real good."  I hoped she liked dirty talk, because I sure never wanted to tell a girl to suck my dick like that.  "Huh, god you're so good at sucking it.  So, good, because you love it?"

"Mh hm!"

"You want it?  You want me to cum in your mouth?"

"Mhm!"  She sucked it faster.

"I'm close, god I'm so close, I can feel it boiling in my balls, her it comes uh!  I'm cumming!  Ah god, I'm cumming in a girl's mouth, huh!"  I just fell back.  "Huh, huh!  Wow."  Just, "Wow, that was amazing!"

"Agl!"  She got up, her head back, and her mouth wide open.  "Mphl!  Huh!"  She shut it, and let it run out between her lips.  Smiling, and rolling down her chin.  Holding up her tist, and squeezing them together to catch it.  Falling off in a blop, then dribbling.  "Huh, snh!  Huh!"

"Huh!"  I sat up.  "Come here."

Just a little curious, what it tasted like.  She sure appreciated it, and loved it so much, but she spit it out?  I don't know, it's not like I needed an excuse to kiss her chest, and lick her cleavage, but it wasn't disgusting at all like I'd think it would be.  It ran down between them when she let go, so they bounced, and swung apart, but that just ment I could get my hands on them again.  Only this time, I felt them on my face, and they're wet, with spit, and sweat, and semen, and sex in general. 

"Huh!"  I licked my lips, and pushed her back.  "Lay down, and let me try you."

She crossed her legs, and turned over on her elbow.  Shaking her head, she grabbed a drink, and handed it to me.  "You better wash the sperm out of your mouth first.  Better safe than sorry."

"Huh, yeah."  She's right, but she took a long drink, and caught the cherry stem in her teeth before she set it back down.  I finished mine, but she just spit this stem in the trashcan before putting the pillow up against  the wall.  So, she could sit up, with her ass almost hanging off the end of the bed, spread her legs, and even put her feet up on my back.

While I got my first good look between a real live woman's legs.  Literally right under my nose, "Snh?"  So close I could almost taste it.  So, I did.



psiberzerker

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Reply #2 on: February 08, 2019, 08:35:32 PM
I was pretty proud of myself.  I got laid, twice, and I needed 2 fingers to give her another orgasm, but I found her clit with my tongue, and felt it twitch in time to her squeezing my fingers.

Then, somebody beat on the door, "You guys done in there?"

"Huh!"  She got up, and unlocked the door while I found my shirt, and put it on.  Stark naked, and covered in sweat.  I turned around, but some cold air blew in the door when she opened it, and the woman rushed right past me to get on the bed.  He blue bed, she rolled over, and pushed the dress off the floor.  "Hand me the can," she panted, with 1 eye half closed, and started blowing chunks as soon as she got it next to the bed.

"Sorry, I backed up."

"Stop saying you're sorry all the time, and hand me my dress."

"S, here."  I just shook my head. 

"It's okay,' she kissed me, and pulled the dress on.  So, I put my feet in my pants, and looked around for my shoes.  Ignoring the retching, and dry heaves until she stopped, but I kicked them under the bed.  Thank god it was the pink bed, and since she just had to pull her dress on, and pick up her underwear, Twila grabbed the sheets.  "You done?"

"Yeah, huh!"  The other woman dropped the bucket, and rolled back.  "Thanks, Dee."

She stuffed the sheets in.

"Dee?"

"Yeah, Twila D."  She held it in one arm, and shook my hand with the other.  "This is my place."  Then, she went to the bar, handed the beefcake the trashcan, and slapped his ass.  "Huh, you want another drink?  On the house."

"Yeah, I'll have another one of those, whatever you call it."  So, she mixed them, while I buttoned up my shirt, and put it on.  Then, Clevis got up on the bar.  That's the bartender/stripper's name, so i finished my drink, and left before he took the thong off...

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Reply #3 on: February 08, 2019, 08:49:24 PM
Ladies Man

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First of all I will say something classy like.... ‘Hey Baby can I buy you a Fish Sandwich?’"



psiberzerker

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Reply #4 on: February 08, 2019, 09:05:44 PM
What? 



_priapism

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Reply #5 on: February 08, 2019, 10:17:04 PM
What?  

The Ladies Man.  An old SNL Character.  Sorry.




psiberzerker

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Reply #6 on: February 08, 2019, 10:19:20 PM
Well, thanks for trolling my story.  Now, I lost my train of thought.

I guess I'll go write some UA, then.  Recent conversations have that stuck in my head now.   :roll:

It's not totally your fault, but I've been having trouble finishing a story lately.



_priapism

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Reply #7 on: February 08, 2019, 10:35:03 PM
Well, thanks for trolling my story.  Now, I lost my train of thought.

I guess I'll go write some UA, then.  Recent conversations have that stuck in my head now.   :roll:

It's not totally your fault, but I've been having trouble finishing a story lately.

I’m truly sorry.  Strange Days on the board, and I’ve seen a lot of them.



psiberzerker

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Reply #8 on: February 08, 2019, 11:19:33 PM
I’m truly sorry.

I guess I forgive you.  Just for future reference, I don't mind comments on my stories, but Constructive feedback would really help.  If you don't have anything useful to add, it really doesn't.

Also, I'll accept a shot of Courvoisier, of course.

;)

Strange Days on the board, and I’ve seen a lot of them.

"Paranoia is just, Reality on a finer scale."
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wayne3218

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Reply #9 on: February 10, 2019, 09:54:10 AM
I have to give credit where it’s due, I enjoyed your story it was easy to read as it seemed to be written in a first person view and not as confusing as some of your other stories that jump from person to person.
I would love to read another one of your stories where the main character tells the story.
I hope you understand what I’m trying to say and suggest.



psiberzerker

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Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 12:34:35 PM
I hope you understand what I’m trying to say and suggest.

Yeah.