The weather didn't last, and wouldn't you know it. As soon as I got in the tub, the phone rang. So, I ignored it at first, then he rang again, and again.
Tom, he was crying. "Sally broke up with me."
"Oh," I didn't know what to say. "That's too bad." I was a bit surprised, but I made reassuring noises, and put him on speaker phone to wash my hair.
"What are you. Snh, is that water?"
"Yeah, I'm washing my hair." The chill out of my scalp from the rain, but at least it's warm water?
"Huh, she just didn't say anything. " His snort echoed off the tile surround. "She just kept it all bottled up until this morning, snh! Then she let it all out, and told me everything she hated about me, but she didn't have to be so mean!"
"Huh!" I rinsed off, and set down the dunking cup.
"It's not like I try so hard to be romantic, I just. I don't know, I thought she liked it. Why didn't she say something sooner?"
"What about what's his name. Bill?"
"William, snh? Uh, I don't know, maybe you're right. He might help get my mind off of her. Thanks, you're a lifesaver." He hung up, and I just shook my head. Talk about keeping things secret, I thought he was gay. We even double dated, when I needed a little backup with.
What's his name? It doesn't really matter. He wasn't really a man, much more than a cardboard cutout of a guy, with nothing to talk about besides sex. So, I was a little nervous to go out with him, but I knew that he wouldn't try anything with 2 more guys there, and that was self defeating, because he never called back.
Of course, he said he didn't have a problem with it. Me having gay friends, when I'd only met William once, but now that I think about it, he insisted on being called William. Not Will, Bill, or. I feel a little guilty about forgetting his name, and how sensitive he was about it, but all this talk about dating, and breakups.
Not to mention how Tom just came out to me. As bisexual, but why on Earth would he introduce me to William, and not this. Sarah? No, I can't remember names to save my life, but that's water under the bridge I suppose. It just reminded me of my last date, and how long has it been?
November, that's right, we talked about Thanksgiving dinner plans, and now it's February, so over 2 months. I'm just so busy, between work, school, getting Harry ready for school, and everything, I just hadn't found the time.
So, I rinsed off my legs, and while I had one up, scooted over to pat some water in with my fingers. "Huh!" Just a quick douche to clear out the cobwebs, then got out, and dried off. Already thinking about Tom, and William. Sitting together, and making out. Necking, and heavy petting, their shirts coming up to stroke tight panting abs, and flat muscular chests. Then undoing each other's pants to reach inside, and feel the hardness growing in there.
"Huh?" I told Harry to close his door in the morning, so the cat doesn't play with his trucks, or at least put his toys away, but it crunched under my foot, so I threw it out. "Chirpa chirpa chirpa?" I half whistled through my my teeth.
"Mrow?" Seline came around the corner, and rubbed her temple against the wall. So, I shut his door, to make sure she didn't get stuck in there to shit under the bed.
So, she followed my to my room, and jumped up on the bed. Purring, while I thought about petting my other pussy. "Huh! Get out." I patted her tail, and finally had to pour water in her dish, so she'd let me close my bedroom door.
Then, Tom called back, once I'd gotten my magic wand running, and found a video on the internet of 2 boyfriends running through the park together. They'd just gotten behind the bushes, and started on the blowjob when my phone rang, so I paused it.
"Hey." I squeezed the head between my thighs, and the mattress.
"Myeah?"
"Well, I texted William, and. Well, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just ask you instead. Do you think he's cute?"
"Mh, myeah."
"Well good, because I told him about Sally. Then, we talked about you, helping me through it, and he asked me if you're still single, or dating?"
"Mh mh. Nh, no. I'm not, seeing anyone, but I thought he was gay."
"What? Haha, no. Why would you think that?"
"Well, seeing the way you two were together, I just. Huh, sorry. It was silly of me, I should have asked."
"Well, no. We're not dating, we're just best friends. As far as I know, he's not even bi-curious."
"Circumcised?"
"Sorry, what?"
"No, I'm sorry. It was rude to ask."
"Well, no. Since you asked, he's still got his foreskin, but you can ask him yourself if you set a date. You mind if I give him your number?"
"Oh, no. Go right ahead."
"One sec."
"Huh!" I didn't have to hold my breath, but with the phone no longer otherwise occupied, I went back to the guys sucking, and beating off in the park. Behind a bush, and trying to picture the camera panning up. To Tom leaning back, and his mouth open. His tummy pulling in with the moans before the other guy stopped.
The camera changed, and they skipped right past him buttering up, so it glistened with greasy lube, and I had to stop it. Right at the point where a rubber appeared, also from out of nowhere, already rolled onto Tom's big hard prick, but I was getting close when Will texted back.
"Huh! HhuhHhHhuh! Snh!" So, the best time turned out to be tomorrow morning, after the bus picks my son up, and he's got the morning off. To meet me for coffee, but he sent me a dick pic. On request, so it gave me something to look at while I sucked on my dildo. To get it wet, I've never actually had a man, with a foreskin before. I thought, maybe I preferred them the normal way, it just looks neater to me, and they don't sell sex toys with them, either. "Huh!"
I should have shaved my legs, I was planning to when Tom called me in the bath, but now the stubble is bothering me, and that takes a while, and that leads to all the trouble of getting around my bikini line, but I need to stop distracting myself so I can get off looking at William's foreskin, and wondering what it looks like when it's fully erect?