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Reply #40 on: February 05, 2019, 04:06:52 AM

The superbowl commercials were blah.

I did see Jeff Bridges as The Dude from The Big Lebowski in the Stella commercial though.  I thought that was fun. 


"White Russian?"

"No give me a Stella Artois"

This after Sarah Jessica Parker throws the wait staff for a loop by ordering a Stella instead of a Cosmopolitan, which her Sex in The City character, Carrie Bradford(?), regularly ordered.



Then the World’s Most Interesting Man (also holding a Stella Artois) looked at the Dude and said, “Interesting Choice.” Best commercial of the evening.  Stella Artois won the Internet, in my opinion.



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Reply #41 on: February 05, 2019, 04:14:43 AM

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Reply #42 on: February 05, 2019, 05:35:17 AM
I’m not a football fan so much, so I really wasn’t blown away by a bunch of athletes acting like idiots, and crashing a ceremony because they can’t sit still with a loose ball on the floor.



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Reply #43 on: February 05, 2019, 01:07:23 PM


*clears throat*   #3
  


I'd have gone with #2, "Is the food gluten-free?"  :roll:

(That's the first #2 by the way. If you didn't notice, he counted 1-2-3-2-1)

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Reply #44 on: February 05, 2019, 09:45:56 PM

The superbowl commercials were blah.

I did see Jeff Bridges as The Dude from The Big Lebowski in the Stella commercial though.  I thought that was fun. 


"White Russian?"

"No give me a Stella Artois"

This after Sarah Jessica Parker throws the wait staff for a loop by ordering a Stella instead of a Cosmopolitan, which her Sex in The City character, Carrie Bradford(?), regularly ordered.



Thanks for the link MJ.  Unfortunately they don't show the half-time commercials in the UK, which was a shame because I thought the rest of the entertainment was a pile of crap (maybe its an age thing).

As an occasional watcher of American football I thought it was an interesting game.


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Reply #45 on: February 05, 2019, 10:36:31 PM
It really tied the whole room together...




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Reply #46 on: February 06, 2019, 03:03:01 AM

The superbowl commercials were blah.

I did see Jeff Bridges as The Dude from The Big Lebowski in the Stella commercial though.  I thought that was fun. 


"White Russian?"

"No give me a Stella Artois"

This after Sarah Jessica Parker throws the wait staff for a loop by ordering a Stella instead of a Cosmopolitan, which her Sex in The City character, Carrie Bradford(?), regularly ordered.



Thanks for the link MJ.  Unfortunately they don't show the half-time commercials in the UK, which was a shame because I thought the rest of the entertainment was a pile of crap (maybe its an age thing).

As an occasional watcher of American football I thought it was an interesting game.


Interesting game !!!! The NFL owes everyone a huge apology for the "TURD BOWL"



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Reply #47 on: February 06, 2019, 05:08:28 AM
It really tied the whole room together...
 

YES, it tied the room together.

I was a bowler, this was my favorite bowling movie.
My sister was a golfer, Caddyshack was her favorite movie.
My daddy thought both movies were "Pointless, stupid and a two hour waste of one's life."

They peed on my rug, man!

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Reply #48 on: February 06, 2019, 01:54:56 PM

As an occasional watcher of American football I thought it was an interesting game.


Interesting game !!!! The NFL owes everyone a huge apology for the "TURD BOWL"


Whatever you think of the game surely the responsibility lies with the teams not the governing body?


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Reply #49 on: February 06, 2019, 06:25:37 PM
The sport-ball will be shown over here as well

*clears throat*   #3
  

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I laughed. I really did.

Mainly because Jules can't reach me here from there...




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Reply #50 on: February 06, 2019, 07:54:09 PM
I was a bowler, this was my favorite bowling movie.
They peed on my rug, man!

Speaking of which, an honorable mention goes to "Kingpin."  Not only the default 2nd best Bowling movie (Or the Other one) but also somebody needed to get an Academy Award for the combovers alone.  The costuming, and set design all around, but the hairdresser on that one made it a much funnier movie.



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Reply #51 on: February 07, 2019, 06:32:51 AM
I was a bowler, this was my favorite bowling movie.
They peed on my rug, man!

Speaking of which, an honorable mention goes to "Kingpin."  Not only the default 2nd best Bowling movie (Or the Other one) but also somebody needed to get an Academy Award for the combovers alone.  The costuming, and set design all around, but the hairdresser on that one made it a much funnier movie.




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Reply #52 on: February 08, 2019, 10:44:27 PM
I’m not a football fan so much, so I really wasn’t blown away by a bunch of athletes acting like idiots, and crashing a ceremony because they can’t sit still with a loose ball on the floor.


I just watched a re-airing of that commercial and realized at the end it was a recreation of the immaculate reception.  I had recognized Franco Harris the first time, but seeing that subtle (at least to me) recreation of something I saw live as a 9 year old now strikes me as very funny.



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Reply #53 on: February 23, 2019, 12:27:14 AM
Oh Mr. Kraft, what hast thou done?



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Reply #54 on: February 23, 2019, 12:57:39 AM

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