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on: January 16, 2019, 07:21:05 PM
Texas bans the possession of or promoting the use of more than six dildos.

OK, you KB members from Texas. Time to toss all your sex toys over the count of six or face jail time and/or a fine.

My question besides the obvious is how did they come to agree on six dildos?

I turn this over to Toe. He can explain the constitutionality of this law.

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Reply #1 on: January 16, 2019, 07:30:52 PM
Because on the seventh day the Lord rested.

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Reply #2 on: January 16, 2019, 07:34:19 PM
Because on the seventh day the Lord rested.


Ah, now I see why only six dildos. No toys on the Sabbath.  Cool.  Thanks.  8)

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Reply #3 on: January 16, 2019, 07:55:33 PM
But...But...But......(Giggles)......What about the rest of my toys...??!!!!!!
No Rick, No Vinney..you two don't count...
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Reply #4 on: January 16, 2019, 07:56:20 PM
As long as they're not Dildos.  Buttplugs only on Sundays.

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Reply #5 on: January 16, 2019, 08:41:38 PM
Texas bans the possession of or promoting the use of more than six dildos.

OK, you KB members from Texas. Time to toss all your sex toys over the count of six or face jail time and/or a fine.

My question besides the obvious is how did they come to agree on six dildos?

I turn this over to Toe. He can explain the constitutionality of this law.

Section 43.23 of the Texas Penal Code states: "A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device." Another provision specifies: "A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same," the implication being that the person would violate the restriction on promoting such devices.

In ruling against the state in February 2008, judges on the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals cited Lawrence and Garner v. Texas, the U.S. Supreme Court's 2003 opinion striking down bans on consensual sex between gay couples, in violation of the 14th Amendment. State lawyers did not appeal the dildo ruling to the U.S. Supreme Court.

"Just as in Lawrence," the circuit court judges wrote, "the state here wants to use its laws to enforce a public moral code by restricting private intimate conduct. The case is not about public sex. It is not about controlling commerce in sex. It is about controlling what people do in the privacy of their own homes because the state is morally opposed to a certain type of consensual private intimate conduct. This is an insufficient justification after Lawrence."

Lawyers familiar with the appeals court ruling agreed, when we asked, that the sexual devices statute remains in Texas law — but that’s an empty reality, most said.

James C. Todd, a since-retired Texas assistant attorney general who defended the law in federal district court, said by phone he wasn’t surprised that legislators haven’t acted to repeal the law. His speculation: "They don’t want to go back and in the next election have it said (that) my opponent voted against a law to prohibit indecency."

Todd said that while the law remains on the books, it’s unenforceable; since it’s declared unconstitutional, no prosecutor would prosecute someone for violating it, he said.



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Reply #6 on: January 17, 2019, 12:04:15 AM
Except in Texas there is always that one dundeehead who will.

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Reply #7 on: January 17, 2019, 12:08:46 AM
Well, that clears it up.  Thanks, ToeInH2O.  There's a lot of old laws on the books likeat.



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Reply #8 on: January 17, 2019, 12:43:09 AM
Except in Texas there is always that one dundeehead who will.

Never travel with more than 5 sex toys is Toe’s legal advice.  Buy the rest at your destination.   :emot_laughing:
« Last Edit: January 17, 2019, 02:18:34 AM by ToeinH20 »



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Reply #9 on: January 17, 2019, 12:55:13 AM
Maybe it's for lesbians?  Obviously, they only have 3 holes apiece, so if they need more than 6, someone else must be involved.

Logic ain't here.  If you want reason, try another state.



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Reply #10 on: January 17, 2019, 03:37:09 AM
Except in Texas there is always that one dundeehead who will.

Dundeehead?  Is that part of a Scottish person's body?  ;D

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Reply #11 on: January 17, 2019, 03:49:26 AM

When I first moved to Dallas, the Dallas cops were regularly busting the counter sales people at adult shops for selling dildos.  A couple of years later the ruling that Toe mentioned came down, and that idiotic harassment stopped.

I only ever heard them busting the adult shops for dildos, never pocket pussies and the like.  The way the law reads, it could apply to either one.

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Reply #12 on: January 17, 2019, 12:53:22 PM
James C. Todd, a since-retired Texas assistant attorney general who defended the law in federal district court, said by phone he wasn’t surprised that legislators haven’t acted to repeal the law. His speculation: "They don’t want to go back and in the next election have it said (that) my opponent voted against a law to prohibit indecency."

Anyone who said that would make me want to vote for their opponent.

Todd said that while the law remains on the books, it’s unenforceable; since it’s declared unconstitutional, no prosecutor would prosecute someone for violating it, he said.
Laws that are unenforceable should be stricken from the books in my opinion, but I guess legislators are too busy thinking up new laws.

I'm still trying to figure out how Congress got away with passing a law that makes it illegal to send tobacco (which is a legal product) through the US Mail or private shipping companies. That one was passed for one reason only--to protect state revenues.

Remmy

PS: I've sometimes wondered how many times a day I break a law because I didn't even know that something was a law. Correct me if I'm wrong but even lawyers haven't memorized every single law in their state.




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Reply #13 on: January 17, 2019, 02:33:11 PM


Correct me if I'm wrong but even lawyers haven't memorized every single law in their state.



That is true.





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Reply #15 on: January 20, 2019, 01:10:16 AM
Sex products Six Dildos Automatic Sex Machine Retractable Masturbation Machine
I think the sex machine counts as one, too.  Pretty sure, in fact.

Cum to think of it, that may be why you can only get 5 packs of adapters for the Hitachi, too.  Unless that counts as a "Back Massager."



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Reply #16 on: June 22, 2024, 12:45:38 PM


Can you imagine creating a head-on collision between two trains, for the purpose of entertainment? Each train was pulling seven boxcars and traveling at 60mph when they crashed into each other. The event drew nearly 50,000 spectators, and only two deaths were reported that day.  :facepalm:  TexasProud




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Reply #17 on: June 22, 2024, 07:42:19 PM
Just think about it.  There was no television, no radio, no cell phones or video games… Now here is an opportunity to witness a high speed train crash. Some undoubtedly felt it was a once in a lifetime spectacle. And for the victims, it certainly was. 




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