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Reply #40 on: April 09, 2019, 02:05:42 AM


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Reply #41 on: April 09, 2019, 03:12:46 AM

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Reply #42 on: April 10, 2019, 05:23:57 PM

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Reply #43 on: April 10, 2019, 06:18:10 PM

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Reply #44 on: April 10, 2019, 10:53:43 PM

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Reply #45 on: April 11, 2019, 02:00:14 AM

I scraped the back of my hand (next to the thumb) on some coral during one scuba dive.  A week later, it looked funky and hadn't healed.  Another week, still not healing.  The doctor did a small incision and looked at it under a microscope.  I had coral growing inside my skin!  The doc couldn't find any reference on what to kill the coral with, so he just cut that section of skin out.

Be fucked if I know what the coral was EATING.  Maybe it's best I don't know.

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Reply #46 on: April 12, 2019, 10:52:44 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on April 11, 2019, 02:00:14 AM

I scraped the back of my hand (next to the thumb) on some coral during one scuba dive.  A week later, it looked funky and hadn't healed.  Another week, still not healing.  The doctor did a small incision and looked at it under a microscope.  I had coral growing inside my skin!  The doc couldn't find any reference on what to kill the coral with, so he just cut that section of skin out.

Be fucked if I know what the coral was EATING.  Maybe it's best I don't know.
Now you have me thinking about it, Rope. Dear gods, please tell me you went back for follow-ups.

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Reply #47 on: April 18, 2019, 07:10:03 PM
I had some nerdy friends over for dinner serving butterflied whole chicken, sausage and snow crab legs, and for some reason they freaked?





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Reply #48 on: May 04, 2019, 09:04:19 PM

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Reply #49 on: May 15, 2019, 02:06:19 PM

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Reply #50 on: June 01, 2019, 04:13:09 AM

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Reply #51 on: June 02, 2019, 07:17:09 AM
It was way too easy to inadvertently make a pun about this; I'm glad I caught myself before I typed it up. But it would've made things very difficult for him.

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Reply #52 on: June 02, 2019, 08:55:42 PM
Friend stepped off the porch last night, with a glass of wine in her hand, wearing flip flops.  Cottonmouth was there to greet her.

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Reply #53 on: June 03, 2019, 12:19:23 AM
Saw a timber rattler a couple of weeks ago, peeking up from the tall grass in the greensward behind my house.

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Reply #54 on: June 04, 2019, 01:35:20 AM

We have both Western Diamondback rattlesnakes as well as cottonmouths at work.  We have signs at both front entrances to remind people about 'em.  Don't play with the snakes, folks!

We also have a bobcat.  She's waaayyyy cool, the few times I've seen her.  She's wary enough of people that she doesn't hang around if she knows you're there.  We used to have a couple of raccoons, but I think the bobcat ATE them.  :emot_kiss:

edit: adding a new one today!

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Reply #55 on: June 18, 2019, 12:42:14 PM

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Reply #56 on: June 18, 2019, 12:49:48 PM
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Husband and wife stumble across a spider eating an entire possum

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Pulled out my bucket list.  Found the entry "Visit Tasmania".   Scribbled it out with a black permanent marker.

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Reply #57 on: June 18, 2019, 07:37:03 PM



I see 3 inch long wolf spiders in my basement all the time.  I frequently rescue them from the laundry sink.  I’m not bothered by them at all and since they eat bugs welcome them.  But lately my Peruvian has spotted a few in the kitchen and has a fit about it.  I dutifully catch them in a tissue and release them outside.

I know some people are afraid of spiders.  I’d be afraid of a poisonous one, but the others don’t bother me.  The wolf spiders are kinda cute.  It’s almost as if they know I’m trying to help when I catch them.


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Reply #58 on: June 19, 2019, 12:24:48 AM
Quote from: Army of One on April 12, 2019, 10:52:44 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on April 11, 2019, 02:00:14 AM

I scraped the back of my hand (next to the thumb) on some coral during one scuba dive.  A week later, it looked funky and hadn't healed.  Another week, still not healing.  The doctor did a small incision and looked at it under a microscope.  I had coral growing inside my skin!  The doc couldn't find any reference on what to kill the coral with, so he just cut that section of skin out.

Be fucked if I know what the coral was EATING.  Maybe it's best I don't know.

Now you have me thinking about it, Rope. Dear gods, please tell me you went back for follow-ups.


Yep, 2 weeks later at the follow-up appointment the skin had started to heal up, with no obvious trace of the coral that'd been living there.  Here 12 or 13 years later, it's just a faint scar due to all of the tissue he had to remove to make sure he got it all.


Opinion is split on whether the coral was actually growing, or I merely had chunks of it stuck in the wound causing irritation.  Some MDs say no, it can't grow, others say they've seen similar events.  Even without a bacterial infection (mine was all localized), coral scrapes can take weeks or months to heal without surgical intervention.  My response: please cut it the hell out of me!

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Reply #59 on: June 20, 2019, 07:01:24 AM

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