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Offline ObiDongKenobi

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Reply #160 on: March 26, 2021, 05:47:52 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 25, 2021, 06:08:49 PM

Or you reach for your car door


WTAF is that?  :o

(I mean what sort of spider)


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #161 on: March 26, 2021, 08:31:46 PM
Its a huntsman. Latin name Fuckoffius AndDius


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Reply #162 on: March 26, 2021, 08:34:17 PM
Quote from: Johnny on March 26, 2021, 08:31:46 PM
Its a huntsman. Latin name Fuckoffius AndDius

 ;D ;D ;D

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Reply #163 on: May 26, 2021, 06:28:01 PM
Just caught my cats on line trying to book plane tickets to Australia. Time to change my password again. :facepalm:

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Reply #164 on: May 26, 2021, 06:29:16 PM
Mouse plague deals fresh blow to Australian farmers

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-57225103

Warning: This video contains graphic content.

Rural Australia has taken a battering over the last few years, with drought, fires and floods. Some farmers finally caught a break with good conditions and a bumper crop. Those conditions were also ideal for mice, and their numbers have exploded across parts of New South Wales. Three farmers spoke with the BBC about living through the worst mouse plague in memory.


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Reply #165 on: May 26, 2021, 07:20:32 PM

My mates across the sea have had a time these past years.
One told me a laugh on words lately, a pun. That catfish are eating the hopping mice. It's true too. Has been for years in fact.
Winter didn't do the rodents in. Word is they will spend a small fortune to napalm them with poison, but risk killing a few native animals too. A mess it is.


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Reply #166 on: May 27, 2021, 03:08:40 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on May 26, 2021, 06:29:16 PM
Mouse plague deals fresh blow to Australian farmers

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-57225103

Warning: This video contains graphic content.

Rural Australia has taken a battering over the last few years, with drought, fires and floods. Some farmers finally caught a break with good conditions and a bumper crop. Those conditions were also ideal for mice, and their numbers have exploded across parts of New South Wales. Three farmers spoke with the BBC about living through the worst mouse plague in memory.
Isn't just the farmers, either. Our flat's been lousy with them, and my wife even told me she's had to chase a couple out of work (she works at a Retired Serviceman's League (RSL) club, so thinking bar, restaurant and entertainment space where everyone takes a minute silence at 11am daily).

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Reply #167 on: December 17, 2021, 01:32:16 AM
Never brush my teeth again



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Reply #168 on: December 23, 2021, 10:43:17 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 17, 2021, 01:32:16 AM
Never brush my teeth again


Then I suggest not coming to Australia.

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Reply #169 on: December 24, 2021, 09:26:03 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 17, 2021, 01:32:16 AM
Never brush my teeth again


Maybe you  meant “never brush my teeth with that brush again” ?


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Reply #170 on: December 25, 2021, 07:43:31 PM

No, never brush my teeth in that house again


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Reply #171 on: December 25, 2021, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 17, 2021, 01:32:16 AM
Never brush my teeth again




Cute little guy.  :emot_shades:

I live very close to the woods and have them everywhere. Still. They eat flies and mosquitos

You just have to communicate with them, but remember to be firm.  >:(
« Last Edit: December 27, 2021, 05:26:27 PM by Wildcat666 »


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Reply #172 on: December 25, 2021, 09:25:11 PM
To be honest that is not a very big spider.  When i was a teen i saw a Wolf spider that was sitting in a sink that was about the size of a child's fist.  It was grey, hairy, and it's front mandibles was about the size of this spider's legs.  Still remember it's multiple eyes looking at me.  I didn't bother it though, left it alone to do it's thing.  If it's that big it has been doing it's job extremely well, probably eating grasshoppers or something.   I only kill spiders if they become aggressive,  had a black widow looking spider that had it out for me one time and it met the bottom of my shoe, probably wasn't a Black Widow  but it kept jumping and charging at me so it met it's maker.


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Reply #173 on: December 26, 2021, 04:24:56 AM
Quote from: Cthulus Voice on December 25, 2021, 09:25:11 PM
To be honest that is not a very big spider.  When i was a teen i saw a Wolf spider that was sitting in a sink that was about the size of a child's fist.  It was grey, hairy, and it's front mandibles was about the size of this spider's legs.  Still remember it's multiple eyes looking at me.  I didn't bother it though, left it alone to do it's thing.  If it's that big it has been doing it's job extremely well, probably eating grasshoppers or something.   I only kill spiders if they become aggressive,  had a black widow looking spider that had it out for me one time and it met the bottom of my shoe, probably wasn't a Black Widow  but it kept jumping and charging at me so it met it's maker.

When I was with the volunteer fire department, responded to a house fire. Long story short, to control the fire someone had to crawl into the crawl space under the house. Since I was the smallest, I was asked. I shined my flashlight under the house and saw dozens of black widows. I have done a lot of fearless things, but crawling into that space? Nope. Another firefighter went after being disgusted by me. Luckily, somehow, he wasn't bitten.


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Reply #174 on: December 26, 2021, 11:57:21 AM
Nothing to worry about... I live in a country that houses 9 of the world's 10 deadliest arachnids... or more specifically, the 9 deadliest arachnids... :o

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Reply #175 on: December 30, 2021, 10:02:14 AM
Quote from: Dudester on December 26, 2021, 04:24:56 AM
When I was with the volunteer fire department, responded to a house fire. Long story short, to control the fire someone had to crawl into the crawl space under the house. Since I was the smallest, I was asked. I shined my flashlight under the house and saw dozens of black widows. I have done a lot of fearless things, but crawling into that space? Nope. Another firefighter went after being disgusted by me. Luckily, somehow, he wasn't bitten.
couldn’t you have just stuck the fire-hose in there and blasted them to kingdom come.


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Reply #176 on: December 30, 2021, 12:02:55 PM
Quote from: Dudester on December 26, 2021, 04:24:56 AM


When I was with the volunteer fire department, responded to a house fire. Long story short, to control the fire someone had to crawl into the crawl space under the house. Since I was the smallest, I was asked. I shined my flashlight under the house and saw dozens of black widows. I have done a lot of fearless things, but crawling into that space? Nope. Another firefighter went after being disgusted by me. Luckily, somehow, he wasn't bitten.

Dudester

You are my kind of hero. People telling me how brave they were in certain situations don´t rock my world.


 You on the other hand was surprised by the danger the spiders represented and wisely withdrew.

If you had chosen to go in despite your fear, you might have got bitten and unable to do the task. This could have cost not only your life but also the life of a colleague and other people.

Your colleague knew what he was up against before choosing to step in. BIG difference.

Telling your story here, admitting that you were afraid, tells me that you have plenty of courage. :sign_yourock:
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