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Offline msslave

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Reply #900 on: July 31, 2024, 09:23:08 PM
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Reply #901 on: August 11, 2024, 06:10:48 AM
Israel bombed another school that was being used to shelter refugees from other bombings. Many more children died. They claim there were terrorists among the ones killed. We call that burning down the barn because you seen a  mouse. Meanwhile the good ol  USA says, how many bombs and arm can we send you? Not right folks. Its called genocide

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Reply #902 on: August 11, 2024, 03:33:55 PM
You're so right Staci I've always been a supporter of Israel and the slaughter Hamas did was horrid.

The Israeli response has been even worse. Most killed in their response are innocent's many children and people trying to find a safe place to hide from the fighting

I feel the U.S.has the power to put a stop to this madness.

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Reply #903 on: August 11, 2024, 05:22:08 PM
The US has technology to pinpoint an attack to minimize collateral damage . Guess  Israel does not.

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Reply #904 on: August 12, 2024, 01:50:20 AM
Natenyahu (sp?) has to go. His recklessness is creating many more terrorists than he is killing. He thinks the US and other countries will back Israel no matter what. He is definitely pushing our resolve.

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Reply #905 on: September 04, 2024, 05:57:58 PM
I see one of the Kardashians has come out as autosexual.

I have to admit, the idea of that entire clan getting run over by an automobile turns me on  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #906 on: September 04, 2024, 06:12:35 PM
WTF ... Auto sexual? Is that just masturbation or just going through the motions while your partner does all the work. ??? ??? ???

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Reply #907 on: September 04, 2024, 07:49:15 PM
WTF ... Auto sexual? Is that just masturbation or just going through the motions while your partner does all the work. ??? ??? ???

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Reply #908 on: September 04, 2024, 08:06:15 PM

WTF ... Auto sexual? Is that just masturbation or just going through the motions while your partner does all the work. ??? ??? ???


I heard that term for the first time about a year ago. It describes (or self-describes) a person who is more turned on by themselves than they are by others.

So, no partner to do all the work...

The word "auto" derives from the Greek word meaning self.





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Reply #909 on: September 04, 2024, 08:33:27 PM

WTF ... Auto sexual? Is that just masturbation or just going through the motions while your partner does all the work. ??? ??? ???


I heard that term for the first time about a year ago. It describes (or self-describes) a person who is more turned on by themselves than they are by others.

So, no partner to do all the work...

The word "auto" derives from the Greek word meaning self.



So, if they're in bed with someone they scream their own name?



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Reply #910 on: September 04, 2024, 08:53:48 PM
Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice… And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device."

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Reply #911 on: September 07, 2024, 01:29:06 AM
I guess I'm part auto sexual. I've gotten turned on by looking at a photo of me before. You all know it. Black heels, black panties, hair done up perfectly!!! I was f*cking sexy that night!!

Then again, I think more of what happened after that pic was taken...



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Reply #912 on: September 07, 2024, 03:37:29 PM
I guess I'm part auto sexual. I've gotten turned on by looking at a photo of me before. You all know it. Black heels, black panties, hair done up perfectly!!! I was f*cking sexy that night!!

Then again, I think more of what happened after that pic was taken...

Never a doubt in my mind that you are f**king sexy..... 8) :emot_kiss:

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Reply #913 on: September 09, 2024, 09:38:51 PM
I'm retired now, but when you are in the rat race, what decisions you have to make. There is a tropical storm, soon to be a hurricane, headed for Beaumont. It brings to mind events of 2005. In 2005, I had already spent a year as manager of a high rise complex. Hurricane Rita smashed into Beaumont, and among other things, heavily damaged an oil refinery. I was approached and asked to head up the asset protection team at the refinery. It would mean, at least a month, of living outside, in the heat and humidity, eating MRE's and battling insects. The catch, was, to go there I had to hand off my managerial job to someone else (and someone else was salivating, waiting to pounce at the opportunity), but doing the job in Beaumont would mean promotion  once the refinery was back up and running.

I had worked my whole life for a corner office on the 14th floor. Giving that up, living outside in harsh conditions, for an ambiguous promotion...just didn't feel right. A onetime rival of mine accepted the Beaumont offer. Once the refinery was back up, his promotion was to chief of operations for the port of Houston. He ended up making 12k more per year than I was making. Also, had I gone to Beaumont and subsequently to Channelview, would mean giving up my luxury apartment, something else I had wanted my whole life, or making a 150 mile commute every work day. Since hurricanes scare the daylights out of me I am glad I stayed where I was. 



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Reply #914 on: September 09, 2024, 10:05:58 PM
As it's been said for ages, all that glitters isn't gold.
It's good you can look back now and see that in the end you made the right choice.

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Reply #915 on: September 10, 2024, 02:48:04 AM
I'm retired now, but when you are in the rat race, what decisions you have to make. There is a tropical storm, soon to be a hurricane, headed for Beaumont. It brings to mind events of 2005. In 2005, I had already spent a year as manager of a high rise complex. Hurricane Rita smashed into Beaumont, and among other things, heavily damaged an oil refinery. I was approached and asked to head up the asset protection team at the refinery. It would mean, at least a month, of living outside, in the heat and humidity, eating MRE's and battling insects. The catch, was, to go there I had to hand off my managerial job to someone else (and someone else was salivating, waiting to pounce at the opportunity), but doing the job in Beaumont would mean promotion  once the refinery was back up and running.

I had worked my whole life for a corner office on the 14th floor. Giving that up, living outside in harsh conditions, for an ambiguous promotion...just didn't feel right. A onetime rival of mine accepted the Beaumont offer. Once the refinery was back up, his promotion was to chief of operations for the port of Houston. He ended up making 12k more per year than I was making. Also, had I gone to Beaumont and subsequently to Channelview, would mean giving up my luxury apartment, something else I had wanted my whole life, or making a 150 mile commute every work day. Since hurricanes scare the daylights out of me I am glad I stayed where I was.

I worked that hurricane but up north at our headquarters.  We had many assets in that area. I was on the phone with them for hours. Been down there a few times visiting our plants and refinery.

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Reply #916 on: November 10, 2024, 09:27:09 AM
Why am I still getting political texts? 



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Reply #917 on: November 10, 2024, 04:02:01 PM
Why am I still getting political texts?

Somehow these folks got your phone number. They will never, ever, ever give up texting you until the end of time, or get a new phone number. AND, if they haven't done it already, they will sell your phone number to EVERY marketing company in the world.

I got this phone and phone number seven years ago. The previous owner of the phone number was on a list for Spanish speaking marketing companies. It has only been the past year where I haven't heard from them. Took them six years to get the message that I don't speak Spanish (actually, I do, I'm just not fluent).



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Reply #918 on: November 10, 2024, 04:08:02 PM
Why am I still getting political texts?

Somehow these folks got your phone number. They will never, ever, ever give up texting you until the end of time, or get a new phone number. AND, if they haven't done it already, they will sell your phone number to EVERY marketing company in the world.

I got this phone and phone number seven years ago. The previous owner of the phone number was on a list for Spanish speaking marketing companies. It has only been the past year where I haven't heard from them. Took them six years to get the message that I don't speak Spanish (actually, I do, I'm just not fluent).

And don’t type STOP.  That just confirms your number is valid and it gets sold even more.

I click “report junk” and block. I still get a lot. Hoping it will slow down.

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Reply #919 on: November 10, 2024, 08:28:51 PM
Good tip. Too bad I learned that a little late. Texted Stop one day, the next day I received 10 times the number of ads in iMessage. Maybe we should get with our politicians to stop this b.s.   Oh, wait.