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Reply #720 on: December 28, 2021, 08:00:53 AM
Honestly,
Sue for being a Grammar-Nazi. (Maybe I am one after all.)


But I just can’t let it pass…
I have a friend, a very very good friend.
Like one of the very best people I’ve known in a while.
It’s just that, in their messages, there’s always a couple of spelling errors.
Which I always try to ignore, but fail to ignore, in the end.
You, the reader, could say that I’m like Sheldon Lee Cooper and Ross Geller
, in that regard. (Sorry, couldn’t find any appropriate gif for Sheldon at the moment.)
I dunno how to deal with it  and have never said anything about it as I’m afraid, as if I were bring to it up, it might lead to bitterness, and even if it’s a little bit, I don’t want that.
As even little things can have the potential to lead to issues…
Just like even a little drop of water can wreck havoc upon coming in contact with sodium. (I know, really unexpected (metaphorical) example but then, such things can be well, unexpected.)
(For patterns about such things, see Uriel (last item on the ‘powers’ list)—> https://lucifer.fandom.com/wiki/Uriel#Powers))

And before anyone else says that I’m spamming, I myself would say that I’ll put this in the idle chat thread as well.


Another rant: while writing the above message, the page got refreshed again, saying that I was logged out, I dunno, as whenever I log in, I tick the checkbox to always keep myself logged in, though it works only 50% of the time, mostly going out during such crucial times of message/post drafting.



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Reply #721 on: December 28, 2021, 04:32:28 PM
OCD?



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Reply #722 on: December 28, 2021, 05:01:46 PM



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Reply #723 on: December 28, 2021, 07:22:48 PM
OCD?
Maybe…

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! With just a little anal retentiveness thrown in.


”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #724 on: December 28, 2021, 07:48:55 PM



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Reply #725 on: December 29, 2021, 12:51:03 AM
OCD?
Maybe…
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! With just a little anal retentiveness thrown in.


I should know. I’ve been that way my entire life. Drives everyone crazy. I came home to the house, after being away at work for a month. And there was shit on the counter. Shit on the table. Dirty dishes in the sink. The house hadn’t been decorated for Christmas. I absolutely went nuts, and worked like a mule for four days, cleaning everything up, and decorating, wrapping gifts. Going to the grocery store at 6 AM to pick up a standing rib roast. Because you know, if you arrive later than 9 am on Christmas Eve, all those roasts are gone. Then you’re left trying to thaw out a turkey. And I can only go out on the porch to satisfy someone’s unquenchable thirst for my sperm so often. But she was happy with cum bucket duty, during the Packers game.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #726 on: December 29, 2021, 03:24:42 PM
Somebody say anal?? Did I hear that right?? No? Wrong conversation? Sorry, my bad. I'll just be on the porch getting something... filling💋



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Reply #727 on: December 29, 2021, 03:29:40 PM
OCD?
Maybe…
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! With just a little anal retentiveness thrown in.


I should know. I’ve been that way my entire life. Drives everyone crazy. I came home to the house, after being away at work for a month. And there was shit on the counter. Shit on the table. Dirty dishes in the sink. The house hadn’t been decorated for Christmas. I absolutely went nuts, and worked like a mule for four days, cleaning everything up, and decorating, wrapping gifts. Going to the grocery store at 6 AM to pick up a standing rib roast. Because you know, if you arrive later than 9 am on Christmas Eve, all those roasts are gone. Then you’re left trying to thaw out a turkey. And I can only go out on the porch to satisfy someone’s unquenchable thirst for my sperm so often. But she was happy with cum bucket duty, during the Packers game.
Somebody say anal?? Did I hear that right?? No? Wrong conversation? Sorry, my bad. I'll just be on the porch getting something... filling💋
Technically, Pornhubby said it. 😳😉😅😅



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Reply #728 on: December 29, 2021, 05:00:38 PM
I'll just be on the porch getting something... filling💋

Thumb or sausage?  ;D



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Reply #729 on: December 30, 2021, 08:19:19 PM
Thumb or sausage?  ;D
Best joint around, 👍 :emot_thumbsup: :emot_thmbsup:
https://g.page/PaisanosButcherShop?share
Los Paisanos Meat Market/Butcher Shop. 162 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, United States.


WAIT!
 :o
WRONG THREAD, LOL.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #730 on: December 31, 2021, 01:19:10 AM
OCD?

CDO -- get the damn letters in alphabetic order.

That is all.


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Reply #731 on: December 31, 2021, 06:42:09 AM
Someone’s been knocking up my boo count, not that I care.



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Reply #732 on: December 31, 2021, 12:05:57 PM
OCD?

CDO -- get the damn letters in alphabetic order.

That's what I keep telling people. They just look at me funny.   :emot_laughing:

WOO



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Reply #733 on: December 31, 2021, 05:05:28 PM
OCD?

CDO -- get the damn letters in alphabetic order.

That’s the funniest thing I’ll read today. Woo.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #734 on: January 02, 2022, 03:35:53 AM
OCD?

CDO -- get the damn letters in alphabetic order.

That’s the funniest thing I’ll read today. Woo.

Thanks. I taught motorcycle riding with a guy who was very anal/OCD to the point that when our collection of loaner jackets got to be to much of a mess, the boss would simply point at our storage sea-can and say his name. He's the inspiration for the CDO .

That is all.


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Reply #735 on: January 13, 2022, 05:49:31 PM
Now it’s happened!!
Too much exposure has brought CT’s hypothesis to reality.



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Reply #736 on: January 13, 2022, 08:08:19 PM

I see what you did there.

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #737 on: January 13, 2022, 08:57:15 PM
Now it’s happened!!
Too much exposure has brought CT’s hypothesis to reality.





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Reply #738 on: January 14, 2022, 08:02:17 AM
YES !  I KNOW, I KNOW, AFTER MONTHS OF ENDURANCE, I HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS, WHICH CT SOMEHOW PREDICTED.
⬅️ advice for others.
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Reply #739 on: January 14, 2022, 08:20:17 AM
I HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS

T minus 3... 2... 1... dicknition...



Jizzoff!  8)