Random Rants

[psiberzerker]

Then,

DEIIIIIIIIII!

[_priapism]

[psiberzerker]

Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!  Choose!  Choose the form of the Destructor!

[ChirpingGirl]

Then,

DEIIIIIIIIII!

[watcher1]

I am all for doing away with changing the clocks in the Spring and Fall. Haven't heard any real good arguments why we still continue to "spring forward" and "fall back".

Chirp hears her partner scream O God, O God when they are going at it and just assumed.....

[ChirpingGirl]

I am all for doing away with changing the clocks in the Spring and Fall. Haven't heard any real good arguments why we still continue to "spring forward" and "fall back".

Chirp hears her partner scream O God, O God when they are going at it and just assumed.....

No one screams that. They just make cute noises when they cum. 

Though when I get my mostest bestest favorite cock, its owner always makes a loud grunt before a huge mess is made. 

[psiberzerker]

Okay, just in case you missed it last year:

Pumpkin Spice is not, in any way, shape nor form, seasonal.  I just had to deal with someone who's hysterical that it's going away for another 10 months, so I had to explain this to her:

You can buy, and enjoy, Pumpkin Spice, year round.  Also, bonus fact:  All of the Pumpkin Spice commercially sold in the US is compounded, and distributed by McCormick, who technically owns the Trademark.  So, if you crave that special flavor you can only get in Starbucks?  Go into your local HEB (Harris Teeter, Fred Meyer's...  As long as it's local, or regional) pick up a small jar, and smuggle it in to Starbucks, then order a latte.

(Lowry's Season Salt, AND Old bay, too.  As long as you're forced to buy from a Monopoly, you might as well spend your cash in a local business.)

[psiberzerker]

LOL, I just saw an ad on Utoob for aftermarket racing seats in "Genuine Signature PU Leather."

You know what PU stands for?  Poly-urithane.

So, genuine signature pleather.  Besides which, leather is an absolutely horrible material for racing seats.  Even luxury racing seats, that's why we make them out of modern high strength polymers.  (Unlike Polyurithane, which is.  What's the word.  Old?  No, cheap.  That's the word I was looking for.)

I guess if you put a genuine signature gold tone Omega on it, rice boys will buy anything.  Shouldn't surprise me, when we're talking about a market that starts at the exhaust, and "Tunes" their engine from that, on the theory that you can get more air out of an engine than you put in.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but the reason why you don't start at the tailpipe is because to "Tune" it, you don't listen to the sound it makes.  



You balance the Back-Pressure against the airflow in the exhaust, after you time the airflow rate, based on the intake valves, which are fed by the air filter, ram effect, and intercooler.

So, first you stick a chrome plated #10 can on your tail pipe, then you buy a high performance inter-cooler.  Then, you like the sound it makes:



So then you get a new cam, chip, nitrous, rims, vinyl decals, and hot pants that match your girlfriend's bikini for her birthday.  

Oh yeah, and Turbos.  Automotive turbos use the exhaust to drive the intake, and compress it.  (Intercoolers also compress air, by cooling it.)

How do you tune an exhaust?  Turn it up to 11, and that's 1 more.  So, it's louder, init?  



I'm starting to wonder if they actually know anything about how to tune an engine.  Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

[_priapism]

Berke Breathed, went to UT and wrote a comic The Academia Waltzfor the Daily Texan back in the late 70’s.  Steve Dallas was the quintessential frat rat.

[_priapism]

Hey, White America, have you heard?

[psiberzerker]

Berke Breathed, went to UT and wrote a comic The Academia Waltzfor the Daily Texan back in the late 70’s.  Steve Dallas was the quintessential frat rat.

Also, Muckypup did the song "U Stink, but I <3 U" for the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg collection.

I had that record.  I forget the B side, it was a long time ago.  In Austin, before the hipsters moved in, and ruined it.  I got to read Bloom County early, in the local paper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MABaMp8Xqb0

[_priapism]

I lived in Austin from 1979 to 1985 and loved it.  I lived in Austin from 2007 to 2012 and hated it.  Two different cities.

[psiberzerker]

Yeah, it aint there no more, Corpus, neither.

(That jab at the dadblamed Hipsters was also alluding to "Before it was cool," but it's funny, cause it's true.)

[_priapism]

Yeah, it aint there no more, Corpus, neither.

(That jab at the dadblamed Hipsters was also alluding to "Before it was cool," but it's funny, cause it's true.)

Big difference between hippies and hipsters.

[psiberzerker]

Big difference between hippies and hipsters.

Well, there's major differences between Bay Area, Georgetown, Athens, and Austin Hippies, but Hipsters "Change" with the times.  I mean they're still hipsters, but you know.  They cut that pony tail, and grew out that goatee, or something.  Buy a fixed gear track bike and a courier bag, but they still live in that same town house, and redecorate it every 3 years.  Before it was the Hippies, it was Beatnicks.  

They don't actually change, all that much.  Back in the 60s, and seventies, there were Hippies, and Hipsters (Didn't call them that yet) and the only way to tell the difference was to wait about 10 years.  The real hippies were still hippies, and the scene kids that just hung out, and listened to you talk about Civil Rights to get high were into Punk Rock instead.

One of the reasons I'm an anarchist now is when my hippy parent's friends turned to Punk Rock, I was old enough to hang out with them.  Or their hippy friend's kids.

[ChirpingGirl]

The kids went through 3 family size bags of potato chips, three gallons of fruit punch and two boxes of fudge rounds watching Disney+. 

Usually I would not allow this consumption of crap, Disney included. But I just kinda don't want to deal with children today so I allowed it. I'll be vacuuming up crumbs tonight. 

[_priapism]

I am so sick of posts about “human traffickers” on social media.  Yes human trafficking exists.  But no, it doesn’t exist at Walmart and Target.  And no, they are not “putting paper on your windshields so they can kidnap you when you get out of your car.”  Show me a confirmed story about a soccer mom at Target who got kidnapped and forced into the sex trade.  You can’t. Because it doesn’t happen.  All of these lonely housewives fixated on kidnapping and forced prostitution.  Makes me wonder if they don’t secretly wish it would happen.  

[Jed_]

All of these lonely housewives fixated on kidnapping and forced prostitution.  Makes me wonder if they don’t secretly wish it would happen.  

No they don’t wish it would happen, but they do fantasize about it.

[MissBarbara]

All of these lonely housewives fixated on kidnapping and forced prostitution.  Makes me wonder if they don’t secretly wish it would happen.  

No they don’t wish it would happen, but they do fantasize about it.

Toe's point is very well taken.

But I thought the exact same thing as you.

And, in general, isn't "wishing it would happen" the same thing as "fantasizing about it"?

[Jed_]

‘Wishing’, at least to me, implies a desire for the actual event to really occur.


I wish my Peruvian would be more interested in role-playing bondage and nonconsensual scenes.  I fantasize all the time about nonconsensual sex, but I don’t ever wish it would really happen.